Hi good afternoon



Enjoy this: A call from a 419 guy with caller ID hidden:

Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?

Ayo: Fine. Please, who am I speaking with?

Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me?  Who do you know in UK that
could be calling?

(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap…)

Ayo: Johnson!  Is that you?  (meanwhile, I don't know any Johnson in UK .)

(Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait)

Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson!  How come you didn't recognise
my voice initially?

(Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and
financially.  I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him
waste his call credit.)

Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a specially
bad boy)  Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a
note.  Omo a se iru e fun e! (Your children will repay you with such).
Didn't you hear about his demise?  He was so bitter and full of
original curses for you.

Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued)  I didn't hear. I would have come.

Ayo:  Too bad.  You heard your mama is leprous too?  You didn't hear
about that, abi?

Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear.

Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly).  Too bad.  Is your wife that
foolish too?  Not even a word from her after you folks married without
our blessings?  If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted
too?

Mr. 419: She's fine.   I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue…

(, breaking in before he begins his story)

Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: (you offended me).  I sent you money to buy
me a car and you just disappeared.  When am I having my money back?
You want me to curse you too like your father did?  I don't have his
kind of patience I'm sure you know.  I won't wait that long before I
give you what you deserve.

Mr. 419:  (Grunted).  This issue is important,

Ayo: Shut up!!! When are you sending money home?  Haba! We sent you to
school, clothed you and sent you abroad,   Are you now a 419?
Stealing from me your friend too. Your father was right to curse
you,  And you can't escape it if you continue like this.  It's not a
curse.

Mr. 419:  I'll repay you.

After about 15 minutes of moves and countermoves…I owned up.

Ayo: See Mr. 419, I don't know any Johnson in UK .  I just needed to
teach you a lesson.  Go get a proper job.

Mr. 419: Were! Oloriburuku! Lo ti n sepe fun mi lat'aaro! (Madman, and
you've been cursing me since morning!)

Disconnected

Well, the chap met his match

I hope those guys find work to do

lol

LOOOOL funny as hell!

Me lofff this

This is funny

Beautiful

Very good of you jare dont mind him, lazy thing.

ROTFLMAO!

I should not have read this imy lecture room.

So mr rqo also speak the same language abi

Me dey suspect EzeUche por that ID, wallahi.

What ya think?

Ileke-IdI:

So mr rqo also speak the same language abi

Rhino.5dm:

Me dey suspect EzeUche por that ID, wallahi.

What ya think?

LOL Nope, EzeUche cant speak Yoruba to save his life. Its our resident tribalist m*****, mbakiii, mugnaaa, ngbtei, seriously, I even forgot his name.
Chii, this pregnancy is getting to me.

Funny joke tho, something I would do

@South East

I cant believe you made me laugh this hard. Funny as hell.

be like u sef dey do this kind of work o

Lol, why did u even pity him, u wuld hav kip on d act until he confesses

@South-East

your head no good ohhh

you just make me wan tear my belle

Very Nice one

Lol

me thinks this story is cooked up

Funny!   

It never gets old I tells ya, Laughed my behind off the first time I heard it at a wedding and the second time on Wazobia FM. . . Yaw has a saying the punch line, that just cracks you the eff up.

LOL!!!!

funny die!!!!

keep thinking

what matters if its cooked up or roast up

ori e pe meeeeeeennnnnnnnn

Now, that was funny.

Lol. My belle o

can't believe am shedding tears out of laugher,

Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a specially
bad boy) Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a
note. Omo a se iru e fun e! (Your children will repay you with such).
Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of
original curses for you.

Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come.

olosi,
because of money, e deny hin papa
he say he no hear, hin for come

ROTLMFAO,
olori buruku

Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: (you offended me).  I sent you money to buy
me a car and you just disappeared.  When am I having my money back?
You want me to curse you too like your father did?  I don't have his
kind of patience I'm sure you know.  I won't wait that long before I
give you what you deserve.

Ayo is a baaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd boy,

Thats not South East ofcourse.

He prolly got it somewhere.

this scenario is not real - it's an old joke that has been passed around in the uk over the years - the poster, tried to pass it off as a real-life incident that happened to him. why not just say this is a joke? why try to pass it off as a real story?

Why are 419 so uncreative?

They have been using that format since early 2000.

Someone called me in 2003 with that same scope

After going round in circles and he told me to deposit money into one Pastors account in Lokoja.

i told him to send me a recharge card to call him when I am done