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Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by vanbonattel: 6:29pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
conyema12: I used to have it.. It is so scary, but I have now discovered the trick about it; I no longer get scared when it happens all I do is to be calm, concentrate and call Jesus. Witches, what did you do to this witch, dont tell me you pissed on her garden |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by esere826: 6:30pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
mmmmhhhh' Some people recite quaran, some others call Jesus, while some others just relax.. at the end it goes away. So since some belive that this is demonic, we can conclude that the devil is afraid of both Allah, Jehova and man. And yet he stupidly sneaks in to pull a fast one. This particular demon apparently has one common goal then: to make imams, pastors and doctors very rich as they charge consultancy fees to the op-'pressed' 3 Likes |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by donigspain(m): 6:39pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
deols: It must be hard being a witch.Are you a witch? |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by bond777(m): 6:43pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
bittyend1: u can neva achieve much in life without surrendering your life 2 ur maker. He owns d manual of ur life. ur consciousness and knowledge of self is grossly impaired. u need Jesus. cheers |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by deols(f): 6:43pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
esere826: mmmmhhhh' l gave that a thought too. Well,according to d Islamic religion,you dont have to be Muslim to have your prayers answered.So calling Jesus as u wake up or before the exam u passed doesn't make Jesus God. It is almost a leveled playing field in ds world until the next. Anyone recited Qursiyy against them demons here? That sure Works |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by vanbonattel: 6:45pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
esere826: mmmmhhhh' Dont mind people, thats why native doctors married the most pretty village gurls back then. This disoder will happen to a pretty gurl in her teens or wet dreams and her parents will bundle her to the herbalist. The man will take a good look of her excellent waist or her succulent pointed oranges and scream "she is a spirit from the bottom of the ocean" an abiku or ogbanje that will kill her parents. He will advice them to remand her in his shrine for 7 days so he can perform some charms on her head. Alas, the girl will be cast out of the wet dream with his "rod" between his leggs. very serious deliverance operation in his bedroom every night! He will service this girl for seven days and return her if he does not like her punny, or marry her and warn the parents that this is the only way to save her life from the "strong water wizard" who will kill her if she returns home. 419 had been in existence before the coming of the white man. 1 Like |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by deols(f): 6:47pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
donigspain:Do you know what a school looks like? |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 6:47pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
tex bab: Excuse me but pls may I innocently ask these questions? How exactly do they collect your glory? What exactly is ur glory and how is it made manifest? Is it that ur glory is sent from heaven while u are sleeping? Does ur glory then enter ur body while asleep since it may come to u then? Is it even possible for them to steal ur glory because the word glory usually symbolises something greatly divine which i would have assumed the demons wouldn't be able to come near let alone steal? And how is it even possible for them to steal something God has mailed to u? Pls answer these questions with references to the bible. Until then i shall call it extreamely stupid big for nothing lies for kindergarten kids. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by mrman2(m): 6:48pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
my grandma in the village told me that it happens when a wall gehco is directly above you or passes by your bed when you're asleep. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by vanbonattel: 6:50pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
mr_man: my grandma in the village told me that it happens when a wall gehco is directly above you or passes by your bed when you're asleep. Please call her and ask her how the wall gecko got so much muscle to hold you down on the bed |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by ajf(m): 6:52pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
It happens to me a lot most especially when I've had a tiring day. Next time when it happens to you, just try to be calm as much as possible because the more you try to fight it the longer it lasts... |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by uchlukez(f): 6:55pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
Does the 'demon' press u with electric or charcoal iron #justasking |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by vanbonattel: 6:56pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
ajf: It happens to me a lot most especially when I've had a tiring day. Next time when it happens to you, just try to be calm as much as possible because the more you try to fight it the longer it lasts... Yes, be calm, you can even be reading newspaper when it is happening. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by Damon03(m): 6:56pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
I used to experience this too, its very disturbing. Its good to recite quranic verses or read the bible but this sleeping paralysis of a thing is purely physical. Sleep on your right side nt on ur back or your left(dont put ur weight on ur heart). If you still experience it then just try to go back to sleep and u'll be suprised how easy you'll wake up. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by ajf(m): 6:57pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
talatu.talatu:Dandonu... Even if you don't shout Jesus you will still wake up and between,if you can shout Jesus doesn't that tell you that you were already almost awake?? |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by vanbonattel: 6:57pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
uchlukez: Does the 'demon' press u with electric or charcoal iron #justasking The demon is from the press, he wants to interview them |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by naffysa(f): 6:58pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
May Allah protect us from demons amin |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by esere826: 6:58pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
@van bonattel U mean that this particular demon also bequeaths the village's native priest with the most gorgeous damsel!!!! ............mmmmmhhhh |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by vanbonattel: 6:59pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
Damon03: I used to experience this too, its very disturbing. Its good to recite quranic verses or read the bible but this sleeping paralysis of a thing is purely physical. Sleep on your right side nt on ur back or your left(dont put ur weight on ur heart). If you still experience it then just try to go back to sleep and u'll be suprised how easy you'll wake up. This guy is here to give you wrong advice so he can come back and press you down at night, check his user name |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by vanbonattel: 7:03pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
esere826: @van bonattel True, if we can rewind back 100 years ago, my profession of choice will be native doctor, na god go save all those girls for ma hand. And to make matters worse, there was no bra or blouse back then! Kai damburuba! |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:04pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
van bonattel: |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by nacotic(m): 7:04pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
I used 2experience it a lot growing up n twas quite scary, 4al dose sayn its one witch or devil pressn u dats a lie, I read up on it n found out dat d body wakes up in stages so it happens wen ur brain is awake but ur body is stil asleep so d simple remedy is 2 sleep face down, it never happns wen u sleep dat way. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by queenbinteo: 7:05pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
donigspain: Wait a sec!ROTFLMO!!! |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by Damon03(m): 7:09pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
Lwtmb.... This guy is funny o. Damon is my username nt demon o. And its just an honour to Damon salvatore, but i digress. van bonattel: |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by bigfrancis21: 7:11pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
2buff: It is a partial disconnect between body and soul. Your body is still in dream state.... Let me also quickly add that at the sleep paralysis stage, the soul is half-way in the body and at that point it is usually easy to consciously leave the body at that time. Note that we all unconsciously leave our bodies at one time or the other during sleep but conscious leaving of the body is another thing. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:17pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
Egba girl:Did you go through the link or you just read the first comment? SMH... Oya, na demon press you na.. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by sucezTP(f): 7:18pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
druid06: Infact, i was forced to open the thread, after seeing the topic.. It has happened to me many a time and, i never bothered asking the reasons for it.. I've been thinking its a form of reflex action.. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:25pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
Happened to me twice. The first time was really scary, i felt like i was dying. I was asking God to forgive me for all my sins. I told someone about it and the person said it was cus of the cobwebs. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:40pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
musKeeto: Topic was discussed extensively here on the above thread you mentioned, the OP is talking about feeling being choked and pressed down by someone while sleeping, NOT being in a coma like state. @thread has happened to me before, sometimes i can get out of it and move again, and sometimes not. |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by virginvampire(m): 7:53pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
it depends on the level of or.gas.m.....it is not a paralysis...its common among serial wa.n.kers |
Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by sconsults: 7:55pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
This condition is caused by a demon of the 5th realm of the spiritual world called succubus nateresmisamati who make use of the human body to satisfy his onerous carnal desires.it occurs when a person is in a low energy state because your sheilds are down especially if you are a spiritually weak person.the cure for this is full frontal assult on the demon through the power of the holy spirit.sleep with a miror close to your bed or if you are a muslim recite ayatul kursi before you sleep.ihave personally met with this demon and he offered me a meal of human soul which i refused after my good friend angel justin intervaned. Beware of rhis demon. [size=14pt]the greatest trick of the devil is to make you belive he doesnt exist [/size] |
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