A guy stuck
his head into a barber shop and
asked, "How long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the
shop full of customers and said,
"About
2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy
stuck his head in the door and
asked, "How long before I can get
a haircut? "
The barber looked around at the
shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck
his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around the
shop and said, "About an hour
only." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and
said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour.
Follow that guy and see where he
goes. He keeps asking how long
he has to wait for a haircut, but
then he doesn't ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to
the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does
that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes
and said,
"To your wife"

;d

*half-funny*