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Things Not To Say On A Date by nikinash(f): 2:25pm On Mar 03, 2006
There are many of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date:

- "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."

- "No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin."

- "I used to come here all the time with my ex."

- "I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."

- "Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."

- "I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

- "I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask."

- "It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Rhodalyn(f): 2:27pm On Mar 03, 2006
wink wink
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Outkast(f): 6:26pm On Mar 03, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by thupsie(m): 6:28pm On Mar 03, 2006
Never tell her she is Lovely!!!!!!!! cool
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Rhodalyn(f): 6:31pm On Mar 03, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Nobody: 6:32pm On Mar 03, 2006
oops
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by tejuoso1(f): 7:27pm On Mar 03, 2006
don't talk about your ex and don't make prolong eye contact if you don't want sexx at first sight
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Thagodfada(m): 7:33pm On Mar 03, 2006
what is your favorite sex position?
I think i love you
viagra is a wonderful drug
Did you see me on last week's episode of COPS?
Sorry about the cough, but my doctor still don't know what i have.
They have very cute waitresses here, right?
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by joelco: 7:35pm On Mar 03, 2006
hi am singl looking for some one
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Outkast(f): 7:36pm On Mar 03, 2006
I think my biological clock is ticking
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Rhodalyn(f): 8:25pm On Mar 03, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Z4M4eva(f): 9:03pm On Mar 03, 2006
I love da list Nikinash, those sure are things "not" to say on a date!!!
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Grizzly(m): 9:37pm On Mar 03, 2006
Never propose marriage.! LOL
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Grizzly(m): 9:37pm On Mar 03, 2006
Never propose marriage.! LOL
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Z4M4eva(f): 9:38pm On Mar 03, 2006
L.O.L that's a funny one! Marriage proposal on the first date! cheesy
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by MochaLatte(f): 3:21am On Mar 04, 2006
1. "My dad's last name is Obasanjo. Sound familiar ?" shocked
2. "I have a 9 o'clock curfew."
3. "I spent a few years in prison for beating my ex."
4. "I'm broke. Can you pick up the tab?"
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by asanga(m): 1:15pm On Mar 04, 2006
I feel like touching, holding you ,
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by lunafish(f): 1:15pm On Mar 04, 2006
1) Nice shoes (or any other piece of clothing for that matter) wanna f*ck?
2) Do you mind paying? I'm in between jobs.
3) Ever since that night at the crackhouse,

Also don't mention your STDs (past and/or present,) your excessively close relationship with your mother or anything that is too personal.
You can scare someone with your emotional traumas at a later time.
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Farriel(m): 3:52pm On Mar 04, 2006
Indeed. Scare 'em off with your emotional traumas at a later time.
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by segedoo(m): 8:45am On Mar 05, 2006
I hope things will workout between us

Are you enjoying yourself?

Just be yourself and i'll be myself!! - duh!

I haven't had a date in a while
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Scatter(m): 3:14pm On Mar 05, 2006
What colour of strings do u have on?

Do you like sex? grin
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by nikinash(f): 1:49pm On Mar 06, 2006
ya'll are making me laugh grin grin grin
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by alheri(f): 2:35pm On Mar 06, 2006
LOL
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Todd(m): 9:38pm On Mar 06, 2006
-srry about the cough, but don't worry, the doctor says its not too contagious,
-. . .and i said "how contagious it is doc?" And guess what he said. . .
-see that waitress? back when i was dateing her, i got to eat here for free, but then i found out that she had given me 2 forms of herpies, and a mild case of siphilis. . .

-. . .and the doctor said, "real contagious". . .
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by royboy: 2:23pm On Mar 07, 2006
wink heya people im new!! so what u all up to. im nicola, 16 and from belfast shocked[color=#990000][/color]

Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by royboy: 2:25pm On Mar 07, 2006
hey TODD i was in Maryland, ocean pines a few years ago on a trip i love it there so hows u xoxox embarassed
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by nicola(f): 4:01pm On Mar 07, 2006
smiley smiley smiley hey people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what up? im nicola 16 frum belfast how are the lot of ya!! wink
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by tipsy289(m): 9:08pm On Mar 07, 2006
true if you dont want the date to stale kiss
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by alheri(f): 10:01am On Mar 08, 2006
Hello nicola, why not announce your arrival in the new members thread? Wecome on board anyway.
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Nobody: 2:16pm On Mar 09, 2006
don't put your foot in your mouth smiley (literarily!)
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by desiree(f): 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2006
Can i hide in the back seat, I think my ex is stalking me cool
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Grizzly(m): 8:03am On Mar 10, 2006
Are u this ugly or is it just today? undecided

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