Them dimepieces aint got Value, do they?

^^^^

Bros, your definition of value is very different and servant to mine.

Lax75:

^^^^

Bros, your definition of value is very different and servant to mine.

Bros, I need you on this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-782669.192.html#msg9354473

Oga Lax no lie, na original wine n dine bobo.

He get more punny than google gets hits  

SAFOzee,

Please spread my gospel to these unbelievers.

El Guapo:

@ SAFO

What do u fink bout candyness and her Pic pose?

omo dat one na original agbero pose.the girl look like those one naira ajepako ashis wey dey always stand for road for hot sun dey haggle their wares

lefulefu:

omo dat one na original agbero pose.the girl look like those one naira ajepako ashis wey dey always stand for road for hot sun dey haggle their wares

Lefu-Swag!

Na her type dey take 50 Naira jale.

Lax75:

Lefu-Swag!

Na her type dey take 50 Naira jale.

50 naira ke?
na kobo kobo babe she be.she probably dey with one yahoo yahoo boy right now for house and because the yahoo yahoo bobo dey take am go mister biggs she think say na correct babe she be .I mean make u just look her picture well and u go see say na ajepako babe she be u know all those babes wey dey freak over fried rice and chicken .

El Guapo:
Lets Go native abi?

Ogugua nwa mara nma ke maka aru gi?

A dinma lol. Ke kwanu?

emofine:
Ogugua I'm glad say I no fine reach your level o . . . the enemies wey go dey vex me na im mek I thank God for what he has given me

P.S. Keep doing you, you're blessed and beautiful despite bad belle people

Thank you, but Emofine you fine too o lol. Everyone's beautiful, it just depends on how you portray yourself *cough*

Evagreenfields:
@ogugua Ts not as bad as people make it seem.with time u ll get very used to it. I touch my eyeballz wihout blinking every then and nw plus this ll be my 5th yr on contacts n am still good.

Wow, professional lol. I'm a wimp anyway. For now, the glasses aren't bothering me. It's not like the prescription is strong enough to require me wearing them all the time anyway. Maybe when I'm as blind as my mom and they're required 24/7, then I'll have to consider it lol.

@lefu you be craze man. You too funny

2buff:

@lefu you be craze man. You too funny

Lefu-Swag no beg no burger

As him see am, na so him dey speak am.

2buff:

@lefu you be craze man. You too funny

i am not shocked at the results.
there are some really beautiful people (inside and out) up there.

Sister Dark,

I hope your definition of beauty (in/out) exempts candyLESS.

You know she has enough space between her ears to accommodate all the waste dumps of America.   

^^ heeey!

LOL be nice LAX!

^^^

Ok Ok.

Geez! Everytime I want to leave her issue alone she keeps coming back for more @ss whoopins. If she comes back, well that will be on her.

No be me wey beg burger

Lax75:

^^^

Ok Ok.

Geez! Everytime I want to leave her issue alone she keeps coming back for more @ss whoopins. If she comes back, well that will be on her.

No be me wey beg burger 

lol well that's my cue! i'd better get my snacks ready! 
never knew you had it in you. You're one of the sweetest on NL. 

Lax75:

Sister Dark,

I hope your definition of beauty (in/out) exempts candyLESS.

You know she has enough space between her ears to accommodate all the waste dumps of America.

candyless and yanshless as well

^^^ Rather than repeating "No be me wey beg burger" in your posts, just make it your siggy lol.

^^^^

Done

^^ Bro your inability to catch a simple joke makes u a Ninny of the highest order, and it has triggered u into propagating gibberishes bout me like the One u wrote up there -- Aint the type to get into war with, bet u'll dislike this dude if u eva do, he's got lotta Deuces to offer U!

lefulefu:

omo dat one na original agbero pose.the girl look like those one naira ajepako ashis wey dey always stand for road for hot sun dey haggle their wares

Lmao You're giving her some credit Man, i was finking she's of the Normadic type rather than trailer drivers

El Guapo:

^^ Bro your inability to catch a simple joke makes u a Ninny of the highest order, and its has triggered u into propagating gibberishes bout me like the One u wrote up there -- Aint the type to get into war with, bet u'll dislike this dude if u eva do, he's got lotta Deuces to offer U!

Lmao You're giving her some credit Man, i was finking she's of the Normadic type rather than trailer drivers

omo come to think of it u must be right ooo .that candyyanshless babe really look like those hustling ashis wey dey service fulani herdsmen and make u remember say na such babes dey form pass

^^ Lol

At the End of the Day, she only get to go home maybe with a Cow tail, Prick or even a horn -- All for 'Thank You for Opening Up ya Xpress Road for me to Drive tru'

ogugua88:

A dinma lol. Ke kwanu?

Lol. . .am Fine, U know ur written English esp the line in bold aint got that kinda swag ur real self possess, don't u fink u need a Midnite Igbo Teacher? - I can broker a deal with Mr Cork to teach u Indoors when Papi n Mami has gon awol!

Lucky u. Am like a bat without my glasses/contacts.

Nayah isnt in the poll. . . . she has my vote.

I just discovered a new secret on how to make unlimited calls to any network without paying a dime as a loyal member of this forum I will be willing to teach members of this forum.But the course will take long for me to write it here and my time is so precious.So I have design a blog that shows step by steps on how to enjoy this free unlimitted call. just go to www.freecallsunlimitted..com

efo4real:

I just discovered a new secret on how to make unlimited calls to any network without paying a dime as a loyal member of this forum I will be willing to teach members of this forum.But the course will take long for me to write it here and my time is so precious.So I have design a blog that shows step by steps on how to enjoy this free unlimitted call. just go to www.freecallsunlimitted..com

[size=4pt] discover the power of slapping thine self jor! [/size]

HMMM @ this cyber soap opera starring: Lax, El Guapo & Lefulefu. seems i've been out of the romance section too long!

^^ Xpect El to be the protagonist baby

Now that you guys are done with the e-basing, this thread is officially 'CLOSED'!

Any attempt (or attempted attempt) to revive this thread will result in severe disciplinary measures, eg. Suspension of account, Life ban, etc.

Haba! e don do abeg!
Signed: The Mods

voted ogugua; no rokiatu on list?.

Ogugua is winning here too:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-782445.128.html