As our CBN Governor sat down to invent Islamic Banking for Nigerians and the President of CAN also thought of Christian Banking, I have also taken time to conduct a survey and came up with Traditional Banking for Nigeria. It will be the simplest and yet the most secured and complicated way of trusting and keeping your money with us. The name of the bank nationwide will be SANGO Bank of Nigeria (SBN).

Your money will be transported spiritually to any destination of your choice (even abroad and overseas). OPC will be the chief security at all bank locations in the southwest, Egbesu in the south south, MASSOB in the southeast and Boko Haram in the north. No need for ATM when you can just sit at home and send or receive your money by reciting some incantation on a piece of red cloth stuffed in a cow horn. The following documents will be required to start banking with us immediately: (1) the beards of a young mosquito (2) the left last toe of a cockroach (3) three strains of a lion's hair (4) a snake's egg (5) five drums of palm oil (6) six yards of white cloth. We also offer internet banking for the yahoo fans. For more enquires, please visit our website: www.sangobankng.com or call Obatala on 08032601200. We promise to serve you best even after your departure.

Thank you.

*Headache* caused by rib-crackin laughta. . . . Guy u r Wicked!. Last left toe of a cockroach?!, beard of a mosquito?!! Haba!. . . . .why not add right scrotum of a wild buffalo? LWKMD!

@OP - No be me and u. . . cos anybody wey make deposit 4 dis 'bank', na 4 hell e go make withdrawal.

tyson55:

*Headache* caused by rib-crackin laughta. . . . Guy u r Wicked!. Last left toe of a cockroach?!, beard of a mosquito?!! Haba!. . . . .why not add right scrotum of a wild buffalo? LWKMD!

Relax. The bank go soon reach ur 'area'. . .

Jenny20:

@OP - No be me and u. . . cos anybody wey make deposit 4 dis 'bank', na 4 hell e go make withdrawal.

You dey fear?

Aringarosa:

As our CBN Governor sat down to invent Islamic Banking for Nigerians and the President of CAN also thought of Christian Banking, I have also taken time to conduct a survey and came up with Traditional Banking for Nigeria. It will be the simplest and yet the most secured and complicated way of trusting and keeping your money with us. The name of the bank nationwide will be SANGO Bank of Nigeria (SBN).


Your money will be transported spiritually to any destination of your choice (even abroad and overseas). OPC will be the chief security at all bank locations in the southwest, Egbesu in the south south, MASSOB in the southeast and Boko Haram in the north. No need for ATM when you can just sit at home and send or receive your money by[b] reciting some incantation on a piece of red cloth stuffed in a cow horn.[/b] The following documents will be required to start banking with us immediately: (1)[b] the beards of a young mosquito[/] (2) the left last toe of a cockroach (3) three strains of a lion's hair (4) a snake's egg [b](5) five drums of palm oil (6) [/b]six yards of white cloth. We also offer internet banking for the yahoo fans. For more enquires, please visit our website: www.sangobankng.com or call Obatala on 08032601200. We promise to serve you best even after your departure.

Thank you.

Lmao
Do you breathe fire like sango sir ?

Ha ha ha ha. . . This is one of the funniest post i have read on Nl.

please make me the Damaging. . . oops Managing Director, Sango sees my liver. . . . oops my heart , I will do a very good job kichang!    

Moderator should move this to the joke section.

U no dey shame!is it in dis modern world dat u re still mentionin tins like sango?wake up,d world is movin fast.

~Bluetooth:

Lmao
Do you breathe fire like sango sir ?

Bluetooth, yes i do. When are you opening an account with us?

Aringarosa:

Bluetooth, yes i do. When are you opening an account with us?

Get your approval first and i will know if i will open or not.perhaps,i will need to get a fire extinguisher cuz of this fire stuff.

~Bluetooth:

Get your approval first and i will know if i will open or not.perhaps,i will need to get a fire extinguisher cuz of this fire stuff.

You don't need an extinguisher, the fire Sango breath is harmless to all would be account holders.

The earlier you open an account the better.

Lol, crazy op

1luvkipsus:

U no dey shame!is it in dis modern world dat u re still mentionin tins like sango?wake up,d world is movin fast.

And sanusi was talking about Islamic banking?

Agbada gburvu oviemhe oviemhe the opadine equiver of the ,
wheeeew! am trying to withraw N30 000 by incartation.

This Should be moved to the Joke section, LWKMD

Sango ko Amadioha ni,una never serious.

I've applied. Yet to get my ATM (At The Moment) card. The spiritual transfer is quite slow

at least it will be an institution based on indigenous practices unlilke those that we have now. Any oversees branch?

Don't tell me Prof Wole Soyinka is the chairman oooo and Baba 70 will be posthumous Vice Chairman over seeing the affairs of the bank on the other side


See their LOGO don ready sef,

ideylaff:

Don't tell me Prof Wole Soyinka is the chairman oooo and Baba 70 will be posthumous Vice Chairman over seeing the affairs of the bank on the other side


See their LOGO don ready sef,

This can't be the logo.where is Sango with fire and smoke coming from his mouth,eyes,nose and ears ?

bad guy

This can't be the logo.where is Sango with fire and smoke coming from his mouth,eyes,nose and ears ?

@ Bluetooth, hmmmmmm Their new LOGO , the former was Obatala but after todays Board meeting new Logo was approved

Well don boy u know your gods well well. proper African man

Any Vacancy Available cos i would like to apply for post Spiritual Head of Operations  

Can sumbudy stop me 4rm lafin??Wot a funny thread. . . .Hahahahahaha *farts* Oh oh!!!

u be kolo!!

my rib is cracking ooooooooo

Very funny

guy,u dey craze o! u want  kill person wit laugh,

ideylaff:


@ Bluetooth, hmmmmmm Their new LOGO , the former was Obatala but after todays Board meeting new Logo was approved

Well don boy u know your gods well well. proper African man

Yeah. . .You got it. your name must be SANGOTOPE ?

LWKMD This is the best post I have read in a long time @ Aringarosa u try

i dont mind being the customer service personnel.
Just gimme an effective spiritual powder to rub on my face daily.
That way i wont have to talk too much.
All a customer needs do it look me in the eye and GBAM!problem solves!

I AM THE REGIONAL MANAGER IN DUBLIN, WE HAVE MADE OUR ACCOUNT OPENING MUCH MORE FLEXIBLE.

REQUIREMENTS :

Beards from your uncle's left armpit

Torn pocket from a prostitute's gist ring

Hair from a white man's scrotum

An Irish alligator pepper.