How a man withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
, 5) Take money
6) Drive away

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How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run bck 2 ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back 2 car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24)Release HAND BRAKE

What a joke!

dont tell me u like dis joke Ajibel?

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20
meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2
, meters
while parking a car,

^^
Lol. The husband and the pillar, which is more important?

i can answer that only when i become a woman,

@tonic
who told you that you are a man?
So you think you're a man like me?
Who ever told you that you are a man can undoubtedly confuse the devil!!
Better face reality.

(looking for my insecticide) there`s cockroach in my house named markus,

@Tonyfried, im a critic and so am neutral to every jokes posted here. I dont like your jokes cuz they are for adults!

thought nl jokes was made for adults?
wat a hell jambite like ajibele was doin here?

Throw me outta here if u can!


I dónt think soo
*kicks his pillars*

looking for my rainboot to kick u real hard and making sure u will never remember ur password on nl again.

Lool! *to do that,u have to dream about me so u can get close to me*

dream about u
getting close to u

wat a f**k, u never told me u re sally gay?

Dani them they are insulting each other o

@Tonyfred, Bleep ya self then
@milikuz, u make me laff in swahili. What a conconbility u are!

@OP
Nice one

Lol@thread.

Seen this before, Nice One

mtcheeeeeeeeeewww *exits thread*

seen this before