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Okafor's Law by splitnaija(m): 3:32pm On Oct 18, 2011
The first time I heard about Okafor's law was when I was a Youth Corper.
I overhead my boss then jokingly saying to his friend he was going to apply Okafor's law on a certain person.
As a bloody Corper, I had no guts to ask him anything about the said law as that could mean insurbodination. But somehow, I stumbled on it on the internet a while ago and was amazed.

Okafor's Law of Congodynamics

C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.

In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O (opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.

Now having read through, I want responses on how true and reliable this law is.

1. Has anyone ever fallen victim of this law?
2. Does it apply to only females?
3. Does it have a validity period?
4. Are there other laws or hypotheses by this scientist called Okafor?
5. What does the name Okafor really mean?

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Re: Okafor's Law by scottN(m): 3:36pm On Oct 18, 2011
splitnaija:

Okafor's Law of Congodynamics

C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.




cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dude seriously ur formula translation is killing me

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Re: Okafor's Law by splitnaija(m): 3:37pm On Oct 18, 2011
^^^ Not me, I stumbled on it. The amazing part of the formula to me is the "congo shining" that tends to infinity!!!

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Re: Okafor's Law by BABE3: 3:42pm On Oct 18, 2011
scottN:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dude seriously your formula translation is killing me

LOL. Ditto. It's whack as hell~~ whackitty whack.

@Topic: I've heard of it. I think it's just some "myth". 
Re: Okafor's Law by coogar: 3:42pm On Oct 18, 2011
splitnaija:

Now having read through, I want responses on how true and reliable this law is.

1. Has anyone ever fallen victim of this law?

most females have - but they rarely admit it.
some even claim the law does not apply to everyone but it does!


2. Does it apply to only females?

some men have fallen victims too.
they still went back to that sassy chic of those university days.


3. Does it have a validity period?

eternity.
no validity period as long as the man maintains his form in bed.


4. Are there other laws or hypotheses by this scientist called Okafor?

okafor is the nigerian don juan
legend has it that he slept with 3500 women in his youth.


5. What does the name Okafor really mean?

ask igbo folks! grin

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Re: Okafor's Law by NnamdiN: 3:44pm On Oct 18, 2011
funny formular, It rocks o

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Re: Okafor's Law by iice(f): 3:54pm On Oct 18, 2011
Never been a victim. But then again i ain't that human grin
Re: Okafor's Law by splitnaija(m): 3:56pm On Oct 18, 2011
okafor is the nigerian don juan
legend has it that he slept with 3500 women in his youth.
shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Okafor's Law by scottN(m): 4:04pm On Oct 18, 2011
coogar:

okafor is the nigerian don juan
legend has it that he slept with 3500 women in his youth.
hmmmm that's a 1st  undecided
Re: Okafor's Law by PweetyMj(f): 4:36pm On Oct 18, 2011
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Re: Okafor's Law by cantell(m): 4:51pm On Oct 18, 2011
@op,
Na long formula you dey give.
Okafor’s Law applies to guys mostly; if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in, ), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc, )
Culled from urban dictionary.
Okafor was a common Igbo name in the olden days, but it's mostly used as surnames now.

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Re: Okafor's Law by bekay911(f): 5:26pm On Oct 18, 2011
iit doesnt apply to moi
Re: Okafor's Law by EFCC1(m): 6:00pm On Oct 18, 2011
C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.
provided the elastic limit remained constant
if  not. .count me out

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Re: Okafor's Law by sley4life(m): 12:30pm On Oct 19, 2011
john okafor law instead
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 12:35pm On Oct 19, 2011
C1 + P = C∞

"P" should denote Okafor's constant which measures the degree of shining of the Congo.
Re: Okafor's Law by koolJ1(f): 12:50pm On Oct 19, 2011
Its true 97% of d time for females.the remaining 3% are just lucky to find a better congo shiner or become true christians. But then again,for guys,
EFCC1:

provided the elastic limit remained constant[/b]
if  not. .count me out

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Re: Okafor's Law by maclatunji: 12:56pm On Oct 19, 2011
iice:

Never been a victim. But then again i ain't that human grin

I did not know we are in the same club.
Re: Okafor's Law by shagaman: 1:06pm On Oct 19, 2011
summary of Okafors law

A congo once shined can always be reshined depending on the agreement between the shinee and the shiner, simple

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Re: Okafor's Law by Owugal(f): 1:08pm On Oct 19, 2011
wow. wow. and wow.
okafors law. thats strange
what r u talking about.?
there r many celibate women u know
Re: Okafor's Law by tkb417(m): 1:15pm On Oct 19, 2011
Once Debe . . . grin

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Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 1:16pm On Oct 19, 2011
iice:

Never been a victim. But then again i ain't that human grin

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Re: Okafor's Law by violent(m): 1:25pm On Oct 19, 2011
tkb417:

Once Debe . . . grin

hey bruv, where d h'ell ve you been?

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Re: Okafor's Law by tkb417(m): 1:27pm On Oct 19, 2011
violent:

hey bruv, where d h'ell ve you been?
hommie!

how far?

how can i get your details? Phone/BB Pin etc

can you get Sagamite to send your stuff to me via PM
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 19, 2011
@OP you're so crazy, I'm not sure who is crazier between you and your Boss.

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Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 1:32pm On Oct 19, 2011
tkb417:

Once Debe . . . grin
Debe forever.Dat rule is madt korrect.

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Re: Okafor's Law by Scash(f): 1:38pm On Oct 19, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked sagamatite, too crude. eeew
Re: Okafor's Law by Nairaboi(m): 1:42pm On Oct 19, 2011
2 summarize it all, dem no dey go Mecca 2times b4 u fit bcom Alhaji or Legislative house twice b4 u bcom Honourable.
Re: Okafor's Law by jamace(m): 1:47pm On Oct 19, 2011
provided the elastic limit remained constant if not. .count me out

grin grin
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 1:52pm On Oct 19, 2011
Okafor's Law originated from Unilag in the 70s. Okafor might have been a student there resident in Mariere Hall (Baluba Republic) from where the legend arose.
Re: Okafor's Law by PurestBoy(m): 1:54pm On Oct 19, 2011
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Re: Okafor's Law by maclatunji: 2:03pm On Oct 19, 2011
PurestBoy:

You're a daftie

Not quite, he is actually a Machiavellian businessman.
Re: Okafor's Law by Luroi(m): 2:04pm On Oct 19, 2011
d law does apply but in some cases can b proven wrong.

"once debe", as long as both parties involved gbadun it, "always debe", but if u no get wot it takes to satisfy d other party, na jonzin b dat o, lol

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