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Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:16am On Oct 24, 2011
A plane was carrying psychiatric patients who were making a lot of noise; one patient pops into the cockpit and orders the pilots to teach him how to fly a plane.
PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that you tell your friends to keep quiet, off he goes and after a short while everywhere became quiet and he came back, "teach me now" he said, amazed, the pilots asked "but how did u managed to silence your friends?"
PATIENT: I've opened the door for them to go and play outside.
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 10:20am On Oct 24, 2011
How many times we go read this naa
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by babarazy: 12:24pm On Oct 24, 2011
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 1:34pm On Oct 24, 2011
One wrong spelling can turn a marriage into hell. . . A man sent a text to his wife and skipped the last letter. . .hey sweetie, I have been having the greatest fun of my life since yesterday, wish u were "her*". . . .
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 2:10pm On Oct 24, 2011
Abeg look for a new joke
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 3:34pm On Oct 24, 2011
Shut up and post your own joke make we see now. . . He'diot
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by tboy47(m): 3:44pm On Oct 24, 2011
u guz shld try harder, no funny at all grin
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by kodylicky(f): 4:18pm On Oct 24, 2011
studio, studio
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2011
Are u on heat baybie?
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 7:11pm On Oct 25, 2011
I have nö joke to post,so shut yo pric.k
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:44pm On Oct 25, 2011
If I knock u now, people go say i dey ride u cuz u be dwarf
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 10:45pm On Oct 25, 2011
Arent u ashamed of being a g-a-y

think about it as u go to sleep
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:54pm On Oct 25, 2011
Hhmm lol
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 11:04pm On Oct 25, 2011
Dozes off

*dreamzing of stupidio and fartgbo mating*

omg!!!
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by yinkalink(f): 12:47pm On Oct 26, 2011
uncle frank a gay! dat makes no sense thou i wouldnt put in past WASTEbin gbagbo
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by mikuz(m): 12:52pm On Oct 26, 2011
Ajibel what a stupid dream!
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:23pm On Oct 26, 2011
yinkalink:

uncle frank a gay! dat makes no sense thou i wouldnt put in past WASTEbin gbagbo


I've been looking for ways to capture AJIBEL alive so i could personally shoot him on the Head for spreading such a wicked and irresponsible gayy'be stories bout me
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 10:51pm On Oct 26, 2011
@Milikuz, dont worry i wont have nightmares about ur chimp face

@stupidio,even in the next world,u wont catch me and hey u look like a terrorist i've seen in 24
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by shakara4u(m): 6:22pm On Oct 27, 2011
mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew


rycycled
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 6:03am On Oct 28, 2011
Ajibel:


@stupidio,even in the next world,u wont catch me and hey u look like a terrorist i've seen in 24

i don already get your info from yo albino girl friend
na to arrange yo capture remain

better write your will now
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 6:58am On Oct 28, 2011
Jack bauer would get to u before u get to mee
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Nobody: 9:42pm On Oct 29, 2011
Poor Ajibole jst start writing ur will, sad
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by 27naira(m): 10:33pm On Oct 29, 2011
Studio CFR:

i don already get your info from yo albino girl friend
na to arrange yo capture remain

better write your will now 

did you mate his albino girlfriend?  grin

I thought he said you're gayy  undecided
anyway, a hawt albino creme de la creamy can make a gayy broda jerk off.  grin
tell the house about it.  grin

@PretiEbony

are you pretty? grin am handsome and i drive a bugatti grin
i can show you the road to paradise kiss wink
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 2:51am On Oct 30, 2011
u are not serious o grin grin
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Nobody: 9:36pm On Oct 30, 2011
27kobo what are you up to?
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 2:57pm On Oct 31, 2011
i hope it works
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by bright007(f): 6:17pm On Oct 31, 2011
studio must be on heat for posting this silly write+up.i will get a red bororo to mate with u pretty soon.
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by kidrossy(m): 1:09pm On Nov 26, 2011
grin its hilarious wink
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2011
kid_rossy:

grin its hilarious wink

thank u my broda
i promise to do more grin grin







*Ignores tha lousy midget above Kid rossy cool
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by iwajay(m): 5:05pm On Nov 26, 2011
LWKMD

By the way,

Lets vote for onw of our own. He's reping naija. Vote 'Point Blank' by 'Folasakin Iwajomo'http://mtvshuga.com/2011/11/mtv-shuga-talks-competition-final-three/
Multiple votin allowed if you refresh page after every hour. vote till Nov30.
Thanks guys
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by Nobody: 8:33pm On Nov 26, 2011
Rotflmao!
Re: Death Sentence. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:57pm On Nov 26, 2011
Hehehehe
boogeee are u awryt

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