Double post

Honestly dis is d most hillarous thread i've eva stumbled on nairaland. I cant stop laughing! On a serious note, ther ar many ways of sending devil packing from one's body during prayer session and one of such is by farting. I guess dat was d devil departing frm d afflicted body mayb 2d ocean or somwher depending on wher d effect of d prayer commanded him 2 go.

ubong560: Honestly dis is d most hillarous thread i've eva stumbled on nairaland. I cant stop laughing! On a serious note, ther ar many ways of sending devil packing from one's body during prayer session and one of such is by farting. I guess dat was d devil departing frm d afflicted body mayb 2d ocean or somwher depending on wher d effect of d prayer commanded him 2 go.

Lol. I hear farting is a form of manifestation during deliverance.

Some people's farts contain methane. We all know that methane is extremely flammable and may form explosive mixtures with air.
Christians burn candles in Church so there is a high risk of explosion when the farts mixture is in contact with the fire of the candles.
In fact the person who is farting at church is maybe a suicide bomber who try to do a fart near a candle to create an explosion and kill you. Please avoid the church you never know.

Horus: Some people's farts contain methane. We all know that methane is extremely flammable and may form explosive mixtures with air.
Christians burn candles in Church so there is a high risk of explosion when the farts mixture is in contact with the fire of the candles.
In fact the person who is farting at church is maybe a suicide bomber who try to do a fart near a candle to create an explosion and kill you. Please avoid the church you never know.

If this was really the case then why aren't churches burning up left, right and centre?

LMFAO, abormination if it was in da mosque.

Ishilove: Farting In Church

People don't respect the house of God again. Farting in the sanctuary during a prayer session on a hot evening is just plain NASTY.
The most annoying thing is you can't detect the actual culprit; when it happened to me the foulness emanated from everywhere and nowhere. Everyone {including the culprit, i'm sure} in my section had identical  expressions of disgust, and good God was the stench SHARP and HEAVY!!!

I don't know maybe the evil creature ate a dead rat or sumfin

The odor seared its way into the core of my brain, destroyed my concentration and effectively ruined the rest of the service for me. Some people are just agents of darkness planted to distract and provoke serious worshippers. Ah ahn! Mscheww

Check ya pocket! U sure say no be u so?Nothing to be ashamed of.Sometimes these things escape.

CHIMSKY:
Check ya pocket! U sure say no be u so?Nothing to be ashamed of.Sometimes these things escape.

Lol. I don't fart. Rather, I give genteel little airy explosions...

nice breath of fresh air

Ishilove:
Pastor AIO,my spirit was huddled in a corner heaving and gagging in disgust.

Lmao!! Cray!!

Almost 5 years now. How time flies