Little boy kills a butterfly, dad says no
butter 4 2weeks!
Boy kills honeybee dad says no honey
for 2 weeks!
mum kills a cockroach, boy turns 2
dad & says u going 2 tell her or shall
I?****

An Arab was interviewed at a US
Embassy.
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 6 times a week.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female. Sometimes
even camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horsestyle, dogstyle, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: No deer,They run too fast, laaf it out

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM, ??
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start the car
16. Then Stop the car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake. .
25. Drive on, !!, wud be back soon

stalest!!!!!!

@labaks haters are wekcome

Yawns @op

A Man, who is tired of town gals,went to his village to pick a wife. He got a real village girl, payed her dowry brought her to town. When he wanted to make love to her,he found out that her public hair was too much and he told her to shave. The girl replied, "Oga I no fit shave o, na this hair make all the boys for my village dey call me Afro babe"¤¤¤

nice but the afrobabe is copy and paste

PretiEbony:

nice but the afrobabe is copy and paste

thnx, but i heard dis 1 frm sum1,

afternoon peeps,
laaaaaaaaaaaf it out!!!
An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God moved by his prayers,told him 2 make only 1 wish which will b granted! The Igbo man prayed thus: God,I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my children's hands in our new mansion! Then God said, Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Igbo people

nice jokes

the guy is smart

For Adults- (Kids Don't Read) ;p
Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said: Give Me
a Condom,
I'm Going to My Gfs house for
Dinner.Actually Give Me 2 More.
Her Sis is aBomb!! & Her Mom is Still
Hot ♥ ;p
During Dinner,
Girl's Father Came to Home,
Boy Lowers his Head
Immediately&Start Praying,
Girl: I Never Knew You are So
Religious ;p
Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a
CHEMIST! ;@ ;
shout out to all d muslim bro out dere.nd

laff it out!!!!

love dis

thnx bro

Saking mi herd. . . . .smh

A man dials his home and a strange
woman answers.
The man says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the
woman. "We don't have a maid," says
the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this
morning by the lady of the house."
The man says, "Well, this is her
husband. Is she there?"
The woman replies, "She is upstairs in
the bedroom with someone who I
figured was her husband."
The man is fuming and says to the
maid, "Listen, would you like to make
$50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to
do?" The man tells her, "I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and shoot
the witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the
man hears footsteps and then two
gun shots. The maid comes back to
the phone "What do I do with the
bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the
swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you
don't have a pool."
A long pause and the man says, "Is
this
08068321488

A baby was born at the st anns
hospital laughing like crazy, the
doctors noticed the baby was holding
something in his tiny hands, he
carefully pulled it's little fingers apart
and found an abortion pill, the baby
looked up at his mother and said ''am
alive bitch''Lol, laaaf it ooout!!!!

u try.na d second one make sense pass

ikechukz:

u try.na d second one make sense pass

Osheeeee!d koko b say smile dey ur face

Chuckles at some good jokes.

@rare gem keep chuckling,its good 4 d (earth) health 3 rat in 9ja were arguing abt who had
more swag n effizy; 1st rat; I chop
food wit rat poison, I no die 2nd rat: I
dance awilo on top mouse trap,
nothing do me. 3rd rat: make una
bone dat tin!!! See dat cat wey dey go
so na me give am belle!(See swagger.laaf it out! nyc nyt peeps,dont sleep angry.

Hahaha Kangaroo,

my teeth don dey fall off o.

@ judek i been talk am say you get problem with your teeth, see other people dey laff but their teeth no fall off but you your teeth dey commot one by one.
kingron u try well well

Judek2:

Hahaha Kangaroo,

my teeth don dey fall off o.

eeeya sorry for the teeth loss oo, hope money dey to buy cereals.

PretiEbony:
,
@ judek i been talk am say you get problem with your teeth, see other people dey laff but their teeth no fall off but you your teeth dey commot one by one.
kingron u try well well

OSHEEE!

soldier: I will rape all of u!Girls
(crying): Rape us but pls leave our
grandma out of it! Grandma
(shouting): Leave who out?:/ , War is
war/ , everybody must face the
consequences!
morning nairaland

soldier: I will rape all of u!Girls
(crying): Rape us but pls leave our
grandma out of it! Grandma
(shouting): Leave who out?:/ , War is
war/ , everybody must face the
consequences!
laaaf it ooooout!
morning peeps

Badt man, nice collection you've got here. #Gboom

7months old twin babies in the womb
saw a penis coming towards them.
The 1st baby said see daddy is coming
inside to say hello. The 2nd baby said,
fool! Its uncle. Daddy never comes in
with raincoat!

;d ;d ;d

A guy in hurry uses ladies toilet in a
posh hotel.He sits down & notices4
buttons- WW,WA,PP & APR. Curious,he
presses WW & his ass is gently
sprayed with warm water,den WA & a
blast of Warm Air dries him. PP & a
Powder Puff leaves him smelling
fresh. Feeling pampered,he presses
APR. Later,he wakes up in hospital. A
nurse smiled & said,"APR
meantAutomatic Pad Remover.Ur cock
& balls r in dis jar in case u want to it.laaaf it out, in this hot afternoon

updates coming soon,