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Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 12:43pm On Nov 03, 2011
PLS I went for HIV test but am scared of going for the Result. :
Re: Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 2:14pm On Nov 03, 2011
haba the result is, cry
Re: Hiv Status by bunmioguns(m): 2:58pm On Nov 03, 2011
rakel05:

haba the result is, cry

What you are thinking, or wht do u expect
Re: Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 3:01pm On Nov 03, 2011
still on counselling :'( cry
Re: Hiv Status by Nobody: 3:46pm On Nov 03, 2011
Dnt worry u wont have hiv
Re: Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 4:50pm On Nov 03, 2011
THEY said that i am HIV , cry cry cry
Re: Hiv Status by oderemo(m): 5:28pm On Nov 03, 2011
Wats all this c.rap, are you by anychance related to bin cra.p gbo'?
Pls grow up now.
Re: Hiv Status by MrBones2(m): 8:29pm On Nov 03, 2011
Na new thing. the thing don wipe out half of nairaland's jokers lol.Including Tanimz, Idowo, E. . ,. lipsrsealed  grin grin
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 8:34pm On Nov 03, 2011
I entered thread to read a nice well composed dry joke but i-i-i. . . . .
Re: Hiv Status by MrBones2(m): 8:37pm On Nov 03, 2011
even^^
Re: Hiv Status by Agybabe(f): 9:02pm On Nov 03, 2011
Ajibel:

I entered thread to read a nice well composed dry joke but i-i-i. . . . .
i never knew you stammer. What a pity.
@op you have hiv positive or negative.
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 12:47am On Nov 04, 2011
^^^ but i-i better pass you. I carry F's for waec,i no try
Re: Hiv Status by Agybabe(f): 4:21pm On Nov 04, 2011
lolz. You try. If you carry D, i for call am malpractice.
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 5:13pm On Nov 04, 2011
It shows im self confident and intelligent. Im not like bin fartgbo wey carry G10 in both science and arts
Re: Hiv Status by Agybabe(f): 9:25pm On Nov 04, 2011
jealousy don chop your nyansh kpatakpata.
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 2:04am On Nov 05, 2011
No be true!

Rake said i should tell yo, she got neither positive or negative in the test. She was neutral!
Re: Hiv Status by Agybabe(f): 6:06am On Nov 05, 2011
Rake said that? So was it malaria/typhiod?
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 9:18am On Nov 05, 2011
Nope the fake dr bin fartgbo said she had an ailment called 'bacterialofasoides coccidioses'


since yesterday, i have been searching for what that means
Re: Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 8:04pm On Nov 05, 2011
Am HIV FLU cry cry cry
Re: Hiv Status by Agybabe(f): 8:51pm On Nov 05, 2011
@ajibel can you now see you are a full time big liar
@rakel na who diagnose you?
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 8:58pm On Nov 05, 2011
Shitz!


Dem catch me black handed lieing
Re: Hiv Status by Agybabe(f): 3:43pm On Nov 06, 2011
yeye boi
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 6:47pm On Nov 06, 2011
^ fol
Re: Hiv Status by Agybabe(f): 6:12am On Nov 07, 2011
mstcheew
Re: Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 10:33am On Nov 09, 2011
Ajibel r u in love with her? AGYBABE
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 11:07am On Nov 09, 2011
I no go answer that question before fartgbo go pursue me go everywhere, even in mi dream
Re: Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 11:16am On Nov 09, 2011
ajibel dat means u did kiss kiss kiss
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 11:42am On Nov 09, 2011
Huh no o. I agape love all females on nl jokes not just her
Re: Hiv Status by rakel05(f): 11:46am On Nov 09, 2011
hmmmm. short of words lipsrsealed
Re: Hiv Status by Ajibel(m): 2:51pm On Nov 09, 2011
But yo words are long? Count them
Re: Hiv Status by KDK(m): 4:18pm On Nov 09, 2011
Mr.Bones:

Na new thing. the thing don wipe out half of nairaland's jokers lol.Including Tanimz, Idowo, E. . ,. lipsrsealed  grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin Abeg, comot Tanimz name abeg.
Re: Hiv Status by MrBones2(m): 1:53pm On Nov 10, 2011
shocked shocked You don dey feel pity after infecting her?

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