You do not need to be informed of the gravity of wahala you'd be calling for, if you told madam, without mincing words, ''This food is tasteless''.
In order to avoid trouble or to be courteous, how would you say ''this food nor sweet'' , politely?
Ladies, how would you like to be told?

Ds meal is toooooooo sweet.with smile o

I always tell my baby, something is missing in this your meal today,

'my ex would have done a better job'

cold:

'my ex would have done a better job'

Next time the food will not only be tasteless, but also with food poison . . . lol

i just go ahead and make it plain to her i dont like/fancy the food, that she could do better. if u try 2 b candid they wont get a hit, ad will cook same crap next time. i constantly let me better half know i like good food, she can joke round with other things and not me dinner, mate!!

I don't hide words. THIS FOOD IS NOT SWEET. Shikena!

What happened to the normal "Your food tastes like $HyT"?

cold:

'my ex would have done a better job'

Be prepared to fast for the rest of your days.

My tongue seems 2 b tasting bad this days, or it d food?

lexicon:

Next time the food will not only be tasteless, but also with food poison . . . lol

Missy ★ B:

Be prepared to fast for the rest of your days.  

     

I go jst take 2 spoon and tel her say i don beleful. Shikina

executinal:

I always tell my baby, something is missing in this your meal today,

did u say ''ALWAYS'' damn! U must hav married d wrong chick bro! Sorry!

Baby, I know u are a fantastic cook, bt I tink sumtin is missin 2day

It was gastronomically unsettling.

I just lost my apetite sweethrt, did you actually cook this food urself? Anyway,give it to the dog!!

My shit tastes better than this.

u cud simply say swtie wao i appriciate u making dinner bt cud u like add little salt nx tm.tanks love wit a smile

honey, e b like say u no comot bassierre cook dis food today

my colleague said her husband would say, "babe, this food no cham"

honey, e b like say u no comot brassierre cook dis food today

my colleague said her husband would say, "babe, this food no cham"

I ll' not touch d food, since my stomach is nt dustbin.

chei!!! nne, there will be no sex tonight because I can't eat this potty and will therefore lack energy for my manly duty.
honey, come chop the potty wey you cook for me.

Or better still, eat the food slowly, like chew it VERY SLOWLY, her brain go click say the food no sweet.

the food is not like yours

First off acknowledge the fact that she took the time to cook the food and then condemn the food

Thank you for the food but the food isn't as tasty as the last one

aieromon:

What happened to the normal "Your food tastes like $HyT"?

e be lyk say u dey chop $hyt well well 4 u to knw hw d food taste.

lexicon:

Next time the food will not only be tasteless, but also with food poison . . . lol

u're very funny o.
And as 4 moi, i will be very very slow eating d meal, u urself wey cook d potty go jst knw wats up, i no need 2 tell u anytin

just say hmm the last time you cooked this it had this very sweet spicy taste what was it?

He would say with a frown on his face after tasting the food,baby where did you get this food?don't tell me you cooked it,I'll be like what's it?he'll go,were you angry when cooking?its not like your food,please its not good,just give me something else to eat,if he notices I'm not happy,he'll make a joke out of it and we'll just laugh it off and I find an alternative.Though doesn't happen to me often.


Its my mum that will make you want to kill yourself instead of committing suicide if you cook what she doesn't like,she'll make it sound like poison tastes better than what you cooked.

"Please pass me the salt dispenser"

If he makes a bad meal,(i've never acceptd he cooks well/better than me anyway) he knows. Whatever I say doesnt bother him. I even enjoy using very hard/bad words to tease him and we'l joke about it.

chindi:

e be lyk say u dey chop $hyt well well 4 u to knw hw d food taste. u're very funny o.
And as 4 moi, i will be very very slow eating d meal, u urself wey cook d potty go jst knw wats up, i no need 2 tell u anytin

sharply