According to Oga Badaru, some of us are already suffering from ASAS, on a lighter note, keep us posted here any of your ASAS sickness and experience.  read more about ASAS here

My particular strain of A.S.A.S. is rare in that i've got all the above symptoms and many more which are yet to be documented.

For long, I have been looking for cure of this disease (A.S.A.S) but I can't find it. It have made me spend money un necessarily even when I don't have enough in my pocket. It have severally made me hunt for fringe satellite all through the night not minding that I returnned home late and have not rested. I never get satisfied with what I have on my reciever inspite of musical channels, sports channels, news channels, documentary channels, religious channels, movie  channels and others yet I still look for more.

You are all craz y. But when it got to the point of running home from office just to verify what somebody has posted on the forum and your boss cautioned you for taking 2 long on break and u still can't change. When you are travelling and saw someone struggling with Astra 2b beside the motor park and had to rush there to help him until your vehicle left you behind. If any of these and many more has happened 2 u then I'll say u r M A d like me.

Satellite related diseases is universal irrespective of your race black or white.its a non curable disease.its like a general in the army,once you are a soldier you are forever a soldier until death comes even in the grave they still refer to you as a general.so ,that is how the ministry can move to the permanent site.