President Jonathan met with the Queen
of England.
He asked her, "Your Majesty, how
do you run
such an efficient and smooth government? Are
there,
any tips you can give to me? I
want to help
Nigeria"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most
important
thing is to surround yourself with
intelligent
people." Jonathan frowned, and
then asked,
"But how do I know the people
around me
are really intelligent?"
The Queen took , a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh,
that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an
intelligent riddle." The Queen
pushed a button
on her intercom. "Please , send
Tony Blair in
here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room
and said,
"Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen
smiled and
said, "Answer me this qst pls.
Tony, your
mother and father have a child. It
is not your
brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment,
Tony Blair
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask
N. Sambo,
his vice president the
same
question. "Sambo, answer this for
me. Your
mother and your father have a
child. It's not
your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is
it?" "I'm not sure" said Sambo.
"Let me get
back to you on that one, " He
went to his
advisors and asked every one, but
none
could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into Dora
Akunyili.
Sambo asked, “Dora, can you
answer this for
me? Your mother and father have
a child and
it's not your brother or your
sister. Who is
it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me!"
Sambo smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
Then, he
went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and I have the
answer to that
riddle. It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got up angrily,frowning
he said to
Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't
moving
forward, I don't have intelligent
people
around me! You Dummy! The
answer is Tony
Blair!!!!

laffing through my arze



joke rating 5%

Seeing it before. . . . But i fit donate laughter

bougee na wah ohh , na HP abi Cannon Laser Photocopier you get?

Lilkech.
Meaning i copied it from u or what huh?

Studio CFR:

Seeing it before. . . . But i fit donate laughter

point of correction, it is 'seen it before' not 'seeing it before'. K?

@ajibel. at least it made u laugh, even though it was tru your arsse. :-/

@Yorisb. Why u asking? Does she look familiar? Or u want a wife?
Anyway a friend's friend.

booqee:

point of correction, it is 'seen it before' not 'seeing it before'. K?

I think sey u go school

Mtchew

laffing through my arse means i farted instead of laffing, get that

Ajibel:

laffing through my arse means i farted instead of laffing, get that

sharraaaapp! U laffing thru ur arse means u (ajibel) are abnormal.
Everybody laffs thru their mouth, but u ajibel laffs thru ur arse and farts thru ur mouth! What kinda abnormal being u are?! Gosh.

if I talk now some demons will open their so call mouth, just within 12 hours more than 10 follow follow dong copy and paste dis same joke, hw could dis be funny when u see it everywhere.

Hehehehehehe

tis even on facebook and twitter

I thank God for Originality

Pssst. . . .oshi

This joke is interesting. Nice one booqee

booqee:

sharraaaapp! U laffing thru your arse means u (ajibel) are abnormal.
Everybody laffs thru their mouth, but u ajibel laffs thru your arse and farts thru your mouth! What kinda abnormal being u are?! Gosh.

*faints and enters coma*

Bo u r good

Lol

Jackpot stop lookin for my trouble pls. U alays want to luk for ways to annoy me.

Jackpot don't look for my trouble pls. U're always lukn ways to annoy me. :e

Airforce1:

Lol

abeg my broda. . . Stay outter dis damnn thread please i beg u. . . Reasonz cuz the OP is a bigot
. . I dont want her to insult u

Studio CFR:

abeg my broda. . . Stay outter dis damnn thread please i beg u. . . Reasonz cuz the OP is a bigot
. . I dont want her to insult u

i swear i dunno what to say to u.
U go just dey beef me for no reason. And i'm very certain u just heard d word 'bigot' and u're so eager to use it(on me for dat matter . .mtcheww). Anyway u dint even use it in d right context. Just come to me and beg me, and i'll teach u clean, fluent, and correct queen's english and how to use it. At least u'll have something to do rather dan tarnishing pple's image up and down.

@airforce. Don't give ears to him. U should know studio by now.

booqee:

Jackpot don't look for my trouble pls. U're always lukn ways to annoy me.

boogey, make me laugh pls i'm begging you.

:e

is that a smiley too? Lol

i swear u be mumu, does dat look lyk a smiley to u?? Isn't dat a mistake. Olodo oshi.

And where've u bin all dis while?

^
As if you care~ Lol.

BTW, why the cursing? Have you forgotten that i'm dangerous?

Do you want me to order your braests to sag while you sleep?

Abeg gerrout joor, u dis dirty ifa priest.

And who cares bout u huh, i only asked cos i was hopin u've been banned permanently for life from nl. . .at least i'd get some peace.

booqee:

i swear i dunno what to say to u.
U go just dey beef me for no reason. And i'm very certain u just heard d word 'bigot' and u're so eager to use it(on me for dat matter . .mtcheww). Anyway u dint even use it in d right context. Just come to me and beg me, and i'll teach u clean, fluent, and correct queen's english and how to use it. At least u'll have something to do rather dan tarnishing pple's image up and down.

@airforce. Don't give ears to him. U should know studio by now.

lousy booogee

me no fit beef u. . . I dey beef better people and dem dey beef me too

u don remind me of one oloshi boy wey sey i dey always beef am here. . But not true. . I like everybody i dont beef