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Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Nobody: 2:58pm On Sep 27, 2007
embarassedlipsrsealed **********[s][/s]packs his shoes, jam the door and leaves**********
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by tboy1(m): 3:05pm On Sep 27, 2007
I will never be caught sleeping with a White Girl. I love my black girls too much
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by mcstevens: 7:19pm On Sep 27, 2007
my last girlfriend,"can`t get out_"
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Migines(m): 7:30pm On Sep 27, 2007
. . .Of where?
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Migines(m): 7:31pm On Sep 27, 2007
. . .Of where?
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by stingersmi(m): 6:24pm On Sep 28, 2007
I will neva be caught dead,
In a native doctors place!!! shocked cool grin grin grin
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by ne4real(f): 8:51pm On Sep 28, 2007
i'l never be caught going back to a relationship with a guy i am 2ru with
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by ituen(m): 9:46pm On Sep 28, 2007
Girl start with me smiley smiley smiley smiley grin grin grin
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by nawa1(m): 11:02am On Oct 01, 2007
i will never be caught dead not doing 'like that' when a green light as been given to me.
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by iice(f): 4:06am On Dec 27, 2007
Wearing those pointy shoes grin grin

brimbrack:

u will never catch me watching a nollywood movie cool

Ditto
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by chidipupay(m): 7:32am On Dec 27, 2007
i can't shout shocked well i will never be caught smoking dead or alive
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by femadis(m): 1:22pm On Jan 03, 2008
I will never be cauth cheatin in exams
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Migines(m): 1:23pm On Jan 03, 2008
Deh deceive ur sef.
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by femadis(m): 2:05pm On Jan 03, 2008
@ Migines

You must be one of those who do cheat during exams.
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by noetic(m): 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2008
i musnt b caught dead "being dishonest"
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by topeteadr(m): 7:12pm On Jan 05, 2008
i'll neva be caught dead stealing. . , .
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by stingersmi(m): 4:12pm On Feb 07, 2008
on bed with a prostitute
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Lolabbey: 4:19pm On Feb 07, 2008
i shant be cot suc, k,
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Nobody: 4:46pm On Feb 07, 2008
I wont be caught fighting over a Man
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Rebellious(f): 5:09pm On Feb 07, 2008
aisha2:

I wont be caught fighting over a Man
Same here.

I'd never be caught wearing ALL pink.
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Nobody: 5:36pm On Feb 07, 2008
won't like to be caught dead with a small Dicl<

*i pray it doesn't shrink*
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Lolabbey: 5:41pm On Feb 07, 2008
waoooooooooooooooooo @ web,i love that grin grin
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Nobody: 6:17pm On Feb 07, 2008
true talk, then those nurses will say *as im tall, fine reach, e no get nothing*

God forbid! I'll like them to "waoooooooooooo, I love that"
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Lolabbey: 6:20pm On Feb 07, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmm

cnt even imagine a smaaaaal di-------------ck grin grin
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by RichDad1(m): 10:31pm On Feb 07, 2008
Watching the Nigerian Football League cool cool cool cool cool cool cool God Forbid
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by tjtj1(m): 10:35pm On Feb 07, 2008
i acn nvr be caught walkin wit u rich dad on the street cos they may think am a gay tongue
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by RichDad1(m): 6:30am On Feb 08, 2008
tj_tj:

i acn nvr be caught walkin wit u rich dad on the street because they may think am a gay tongue
Poor Boi, you aren't strong enough for this shit you're trying to jump into , by the time i finish with you,you will regret ever directing a post to me in the first place, angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

So let me know if you are up to the task,let me know, we can st the ball rolling , SUCKER angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by tjtj1(m): 6:59am On Feb 08, 2008
Fire on grin
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by topkin(m): 8:15am On Feb 08, 2008
Will never be caught dating my colleague again
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Lolabbey: 9:40am On Feb 08, 2008
anoda fire zone?

hmmm i beta kip off grin
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by tjtj1(m): 10:02am On Feb 08, 2008
Lol
Re: Things You Will Not Be Caught 'dead' With by Nobody: 10:28am On Feb 08, 2008
*watching to see if richdad is really up to the task and if tjtj will chicken out*

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