Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails on exam, because the year has an ONLY 365 days,

1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….

Nice one lol, u must b a statistician

Lol

nice one dude

nice

Niceeee!

2days for which kind of film in a year

Bros add 40 days for aluta activities for both students and ASUU and it goes into deep negative territory.

i think it is a year a student passes well with impressive gp also a strike free year.

God bless you bro,my dad must see this atleast now he will stop blaming me for what's on my result sheet,after all,no be my fault.

Lol, abi ooo

You are too much but if that is the case, then every one is a fake graduate even the profs cos the analysis is applicable to them too.

This man must be PDP statistician. Nice one there

lol
Really got me laughing

Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails on exam, because the year has an ONLY 365 days,

1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….

9ce imitation, bt note dat authors re still wary of plagiarism.
proper acknowledgement will be welcomed next tym

nice one

tjayokanmi:

Nice one lol, u must b a statistician

If he is a statistician then he is a bad one , aren't there Sundays during holidays or doesn't he rest he rest during holidays.

Lovely,u try bt e be like say na white pple student calendar,abeg compile 9ja student calendar sharp sharp,no 4get add at least 2mths strike 2 ooo!!!!.nice one,dude.

okay, dis is cool,

But where I am, I got a fully booked (uni+work) week with no days off.

Then again, it won't be taken likely if I fail

It is not an option.

How about days for reading and replying to expertly composed threads like this! ? Guess that'll make every year a leap year ! Good statistical job and I guess you read statistics! Pass it on to every student, parent and school administrators !

Nice one. We must manage our time wisely to save extra days for our birthday celebration.

Nice one. We must manage our time wisely to save extra days for our birthday celebration.

Wao,this gat me smilin

Funny.

So student still dey do exam for 35 days? Maximum I've always had was 15 days per year.

BCuZiMBlaCk:

2days for which kind of film in a year

u don watch 24(season 1 - b4? Omo, e go take u an accumulated sum of ova 128hrs[b](over 5dys)[/b] 2 finish am.

erm nice post
but don't u sleep during d holidays and eat everyday including Sundays?
creative anyway although i dont think the poster created it.

lctewand:

erm nice post
but don't u sleep during d holidays and eat everyday including Sundays?
creative anyway although i dont think the poster created it.

Beaf!Does that affect you in anyway.Good Job!

Days for chasing babes missing?

his birthday is missing here