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|15 Laws For Women To Live By by lilkech(m): 6:54pm On Nov 25, 2011|
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
|Re: 15 Laws For Women To Live By by Ajibel(m): 6:59pm On Nov 25, 2011|
mehn, wey d joke naa
|Re: 15 Laws For Women To Live By by lilkech(m): 8:52pm On Nov 25, 2011|
I'm sick and tired of trying to explain 'etc' to you. .
U nor dey learn? How u take dey write exam for school?
|Re: 15 Laws For Women To Live By by Ajibel(m): 8:54pm On Nov 25, 2011|
okay no vex next time include in the topic say na etc
|Re: 15 Laws For Women To Live By by lilkech(m): 9:59pm On Nov 25, 2011|
whuaat!! because of only u?
See ehn, drop that ya phone then go to that dark corner of your room., once you get there just perform one very fantastic 'somersault' then as you land just lay there and die. . .
This way the smell of your decomposing flesh wont disturb your household and i can continue posting my 'etc's' anyhow i wish
|Re: 15 Laws For Women To Live By by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 11:12pm On Nov 25, 2011|
lilkech:e use package
|Re: 15 Laws For Women To Live By by lilkech(m): 2:40pm On May 28, 2012|
Dis section is dry 2day . . . so in that case
HA HA HA
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