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| Rich People And Lifestyle. by Dgunnerz(m): 3:58pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
[b]Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went with a friend to visit his babe from a very rich family.The maid approached me & asked MAID: what would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME:tea please. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea please. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar. MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget about d tea,just give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME:Infact,get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit. This MAID no go kill me oo[/b] |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by oderemo(m): 4:09pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Thank God the maid did not kill u. But most definate that jokke kill me. Its as old as methusela himself, damn my eyes hurt already. Next. |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Dgunnerz(m): 4:23pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
I think the joke no kill u oooo,cos I no wan commit mother. |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by NnamdiN: 6:23pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
so 4 ur mind now, na u get the joke abi  Nigerians can claim anything, if the dudes ain't claiming d dead brother's wife, they're claiming d properties or even d children. Now dis one come dey claim stale joke Ojigbijigbijigbijigbi |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Dgunnerz(m): 7:08pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
NnamdiN: I write am say;new joke created by me? U must be hmmn! |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by bright007(f): 7:23pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
*as dry as å desert* |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by jimctu: 7:49pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
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| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by NnamdiN: 7:59pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Dgunnerz:WASN'T NECESSARY AT ALLLLL |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Dgunnerz(m): 8:13pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
NnamdiN: What was necessary then? |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Nobody: 9:58pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
D JOKE TRIED SHA 4 COMPOSURE, I MUST ADMIT , IT WAS , NOT FUNNY |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:17pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Padi mi i like the joke ooo |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by StudioCFR(m): 10:19pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Where is the yoke? |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Nobody: 10:37am On Nov 28, 2011 |
Though dis joke has been posted ere before by some1 else, it still had me laffin anyways. U try |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Nobody: 10:37am On Nov 28, 2011 |
Though dis joke has been posted ere before by some1 else, it still had me laffin anyways. U try |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Dgunnerz(m): 1:38pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
Studio CFR: |
| Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by manmustwac(m): 10:53am On Dec 03, 2011 |
You should've told her that you wanted breast milk  |
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