who's ur father? Who's ur favourite pornn star? Can u stay a day without me? If i buy u gold necklace would u take?

Stupid joke

Tobi_dad:

[size=16pt]my place or yours[/size]

Askd her if ωђατ she fell 4 me was real

You guyz r realy killing me with these kind of questions ur gona ask on ur first date with a lady. Ask these kind of questions and no second dating! Lol!!

pendo89:


I swear some people are completely crazy!!!
Some questions will not earn you a second date!!! jeez
how do u ask somebody if they have ever killed before or how they would like to die! psycho

We're all psychos'. And I can prove it.

^ you dont need to.I can also prove we are psychos.Difference is in the degree of psychic behaviour.

how many bottles of bear will get u drunk so i  f**k u real hard with my LONG SUGAR STICK!!

Josh uzoh:

how many bottles of bear will get u drunk so i  bleep u real hard with my LONG SUGAR STICK!!

when did people start drinking grizzly bears!

Can you use Petrol to fry dodo?

Can you use generator as pendant?

Can you use a snake as a tie

Can you use ground pepper for Powder

Afta we go don yun make she come relax, na then i go start my MIT questions. Most of then dey goof big time. E get one question wey, out of 10 guls, only 1 go try and d question na : "where do you see yourself in 7yrs time?". Omo, almost all of dem go dey reply me with "get married, have kids, . . ." . . . and dats all. Afta me go don obtain ma feasibility study, i go come make conclusions whether 2 date am or not. Me no dey date guls for some imaginary "fun". Na waste of time, resources, moni, . . . Me want date 2 marry.

do you like sex

would you like to fok


how deep is your kunt


does it smell


is your kunt bushy

would you like me to come in tru the back door

pendo89:

^ you dont need to.I can also prove we are psychos.Difference is in the degree of psychic behaviour.

pendo89:

when did people start drinking grizzly bears!

Which is your preferred choice: +cd or naked wire?

"How are you?"

Just be natural in your approach on your first date, and every other thing will simply fall in place.

Just passing by! ;-)

@tiniyata

If i buy u gold necklace would u take

somehow i love that question
sort of points to your personality
(thinking) though ,
no call me thief sha
who no like better thing?

eros:


Bros if I follow your advise I go end up for kirikiri ooooo

no b just kirikiri,na maximum kirikiri oooo in a specially designed hole wit a pipe for breathing.

Imagine one 9jia girl wen i bin think say she make sense small! so i fit date am and wire for 3 hours,

Right on the spot she asked, Can you buy me a chris Aire dog tag so i can be your Dog!,

and i then stood up, bent over to her ear and whispered! Na Gold i wan dig for your body!!!

Nigerian girls! wen dem go change?

Tobi_dad:

[size=16pt]my place or yours[/size]

Classic

I remember a girl asking me my genotype on a 1st date.

mbulela:

I remember a girl asking me my genotype on a 1st date.

, Thinking ahead!!

Habari dear sister!!
Well to answer your question I would tell I'd let him talk and would observ him, then I'd probably ask his background, hobbies, how many sister and brothers he has and so on, but yes this is my favourite part on a relationship: discovery part  

What is ur weak point?Whre can i touch in ur body dat wil paralyze u?

Baawaa:

What is your weak point?Whre can i touch in your body dat wil paralyze u?

looool what a starting!

just let conversation flow and take it from them. Listen carefully and watch body language, you usually get the answers you are seeking.

I would like to find out if Sis Nayah can cook

jay bee:

I would like to find out if Sis Nayah can cook

heheheh this forum hah
I can't tell you this you need to taste first

Nayah:

heheheh this forum hah
I can't tell you this you need to taste first

So first date would be at yours?

I'd also like to find out why Sis Nayah is so fyneeeee

;d ;d