WARNING!
WARNING!! WARNING!!!
.::SEASONAL WARNING::.
This is to inform Nigerians
and people all over the
world that we have
approached the annual/
yearly festive season of
the year. People want to
make money by all means
and people need money
by all means.
Heed all the warnings
listed below and we shall
all see next year 2012 safe
and healthy.
1. Avoid returning home
from a place very far from
your home from 10pm. A
case was reported of
someone who went out
late and didn't return. His
headless body was found
later.
2. Try to walk in groups
when it is late no matter
how big or small you are,
you cannot outsmart 7
huge men ready to do
evil.
A man was abducted. A
car stopped by him, he
was dragged into it and
they drove away.
3. Ladies watch who you
sleep around with during
this period. Avoid sleeping
with men for money.
A case was reported of a
girl that slept with a man
for 50million naira she
was given 5million and
she lost the use of her
vagina.
4. Tell two or more people
where you are at any
given point in time.
5. Avoid picking up loose
money or money found
in bags, purses, buses or
on the walkway. People
drop these money this
period intentionally.
A case was reported of a
mad man due to his
action of picking up
money he became mad
instantly. That is how they
collect your destiny and
render you useless.
6. Do not allow anybody
of the same sex ask you
out on a date.
A gay man inserted
objects into the anus of
another boy afterwards he
could'nt stand the pain
and died.
7. Analyze your friends
and pick the right ones
this season. People use
friends to get friends after
they have paid your friend
he/she invites you to their
house and you are gone.
(Refer to number 4 above)
.
8. If you are collecting
change or money and it
drops on the floor from
the person that is giving
you, do not pick it. Tell the
person to pick it and if the
person refuses alert
everybody around and
watch what happens
when the person picks it.
A case was reported of a
woman that lost her left
breast because she picked
her change from the floor.
9. Avoid making
unnecessary statements
or words on the street,
school, hostel, clubs or to
people.
A case was reported of a
guy who called another a
womanizer and he
stabbed him with a
broken bottle. He died
before reaching the
hospital.
10. PRAY ALWAYS!
Never wake up without
prayer.
Never go out without
prayer.
Never sleep without
prayer.
-Go through these
warnings three times and
make them remain in
your head and mind.
I WISH YOU ALL THE
BEST THIS FESTIVE
SEASON.
Make sure this message
get to your friends and
your wall.