A man had no money on him and he was hungry so he went to a restaurant to eat,
he finished his meal and was satisfied but when the bill came he had no money so
he started to run, as he was running, the cook poured hot okro soup on his ynash,
he packed the soup and lauged at the cook.
'u think say i no go lick am?'

this next one is from one of my boring class lectures:

Importance of Maths
every1 needs maths, even thugs, armedrobbers, ashawo, housegirl, peppergrinder, and wheelbarrow pusher.
foe example,
Madam: Tolu go and get me peak tin milk 250, this is onethousand naira collect change
housegirl:yes ma.

housegirl: i want to buy one tim milk 250 this is 100 give me change
seller hands her milk
seller: how much change?
housegirl: um wait fist, 1000
- 250
1000
housegirl: wait first there is no change remaining, 1000-250 = 1000 so i have paid.
seller: -kai see olodo! an sales dey go low today oh, mmh money don arive- no remain 250 for u to pay me
housegirl: okay, {gives him 250} thankk u, byebye.
Seller: eh yes byebye - 1250 for tin of milk, pikin wey no learn maths dey come doo housegirl-

Yet again why mathematics is important.

one day, the local mai-suya was doing his business when a group of boys who were waiting for him at his business
joint jumped down from a tree with knives.
mai-suya: ayeeee! abeg u no kill me, me get money u go give y, n facti i go give u my clothes, bokers join am sef, - he got on his knees
leader: shut up, all we want is the suya-
the mai-suya jumped up like a monkey.
Mai-suya: u no wel, bforei i go give u my suya u go die, wahali, me go show u whahala if u touch me suya, u no pay u go die!!!
he tightened his fists and started prancing
leader: we will see, guys abeg hold am back
the boy picked up a fresh piece and tossed it in his mouth
Mai-suya: eh! wahili u go die!
he picked up his butchering knife and chased the boys round in circles before catching one of them and shoving hot suya up his nyash.

this is what i call love for one's job!

Can u pls stop these early morning mental blockage.
these are no joke, dont wake bin gbagbo up, the boy go vex for this jokes oh.
Abeg stop am.

Can u pls stop these early morning mental blockage.
these are no joke, dont wake bin gbagbo up, the boy go vex for this jokes oh.
Abeg stop am.

ode mumu,
how many ids you get?
Ya nyash don open today!

Are you pondering what M pondering?

its so clear!

This boy just made me vex. .

Cold weather + cold joke = COMA

Even joke no dey waterable.Na wa oooo.
All d same,where is d joke?

are you kidding me? what kinda crap is dis

abeg u think it's easy to get jokes wey no be copy and paste? check the time wey i post this jokes
staying awake with cold coffee, if all you people posting rubbish here think it's easy post yours make
we see

Bouquet de ingrats sans valeur, en fait, je pars cette section sert à rien!

Lucario007:

abeg u think it's easy to get jokes wey no be copy and paste? check the time wey i post this jokes
staying awake with cold coffee, if all you people posting rubbish here think it's easy post yours make
we see

Bouquet de ingrats sans valeur, en fait, je pars cette section sert à rien!

LUNATIC007 WHICH KIND NONSENSE BE THIS NA??!!!!!! LOOK! AM WARNING U 4 THE LAST TIME, RESPECT YOURSELF BEFORE I HELP YOU DISGRACE YOURSELF O!!!

MADMAN!!!!! MUMU!!!!!!!

YOKE RATING: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/100



EXIT TREAD HISSING,

BINGOGBO AND STUPID, UNA SEE WATIN I DEY SEE??

MOGUL.O:


LUNATIC007 WHICH KIND NONSENSE BE THIS NA??!!!!!! LOOK! AM WARNING U 4 THE LAST TIME, RESPECT YOURSELF BEFORE I HELP YOU DISGRACE YOURSELF O!!!
MADMAN!!!!! MUMU!!!!!!!
EXIT TREAD HISSING,

see u this barbaric miscreant, i don't have time to reply or talk to fools who have snuffed marijuana before coming on the internet,
if the joke sucks fine say it and stop wasting your worthless time in posting rubbish, if u check dis is the first time i have posted a joke
and you come shouting like a mad dog, it is beccause of people like you that people like bin gbagbo exists. in fact i don't blame him

^^^worthless satanic guinea pig rolling brainlessly and psychotically in a muddy puddle of goat's piss

Lucario u need beating for dis kain yoke wey u dey call joke. Mtcheww. . .rubbish!