A lawyer went hunting in a nearby village. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in this country. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here . We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old farmer. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old farmer, now it's my turn."
The farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

what a clever farmer.
he must be really old.

old and stil got his old tricks

LOL

Hehehe,
mustspin,so na true say you fit post funny jokes? . . . And thought it was rumour!!

thanks guyz, mikuz u rock

Mikuz. . . . . . my mission tis' xmas is to make your life a livin' he!!,

@mustspin,
welcome, you rocker!


Boss ttdiamonds,
and after the xmas . . I make yours a dieing she!!
You hear me so!!!!?

Read this somewhre in 1933 cant be exact, but still a gud joke same way.
Nice one there my bwyo.

^^ ^. friend or foe

^^^^

I STILL DEY WONDA Y UNA THEY CONDOLE DIS CALABAR BOI,

d joke wasn't funny, it was somehow








senseless,

^^^^ stay off my thread donkey

^^^ hw is it ur biz? edeeot

^^^
Dis calabar boi wey nor dey hear word shay ya boyfrend 4get joystick for ya ear?


bush pig

^^damn well for u, what do u think u r? a monopolist for insult? abeg clear for my front make i see better people jare. mod ko, model ni. . . mtsheeew

mustspin:

^^damn well for u, what do u think u r? a monopolist for insult? abeg clear for my front make i see better people jare. mod ko, model ni. . . mtsheeew

ok

lol . . . . "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

mustspin dem don ban you be that o!!

^^^^dem no born am well. . . mtsheeew

e be like say you carry odeshi . . .
I trust you!