An aircraft was about to crash, with 5 passengers on board but with only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said I'm Kanu Nwankwo, one of the best soccer players in the world; you can't afford to lose me! So he took the 1st pack and jumped.


The 2nd passenger said, I'm Daisy Danjuma, the wife of the former Minister of Defense, a Senator and potential future President! She took the 2nd pack and jumped.


The 3rd passenger, Goodluck, said I'm the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; the most powerful man in the Country! I have great responsibility and I'm the cleverest president in Nigeria's history. I am indispensable as Nigerians need me for the successful implementation of poverty alleviation, deregulation, privatization, monetisation, etc.Then he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.


The 4th passenger the 'POPE' said to the 5th passenger, an 8 year-old school girl, I'm old and don't have long to live. As I'm a CATHOLIC I'll sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.The little girl turned to the Pope and said 'it's okay there's a parachute left for you.




Nigeria's cleverest president has taken my school bag.

JOKE GRADING: F









REMARKS: You are simply not funny!!!

bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING: F









REMARKS: You are simply not funny!!!

See your head like Parachute carried by the Uncle Jonah Himself

;d ;d ;d

zealot4me:

;d ;d ;d

Wetin dey do u nw, or u no sabi use smiley again

are u nuts ?

zealot4me:

are u nuts ?

Are you Nuts?

smh

zealot4me:

smh

Silly Mother Hole Shey?

@bunmi,
nice one, the joke really got me cracking!!
Make i ring mukina2 to put am for front page sharp sharp !!
*brings out his iphone4 and flashes mukina2 twice*

bunmioguns:

Silly Mother Hole Shey?

discombobulated a**shole

hey guys,
no fighting in this thread please!!

@bunmi,
or you wan tear her bra??

zealot4me:

discombobulated a**shole

You wan break your teeth abi, abeg continue, you wey be sey dey hawk pure water for Oshodi cum dey pretend to be somebady for nairaland



DICKHEAD

mikuz:

hey guys,
no fighting in this thread please!!

@bunmi,
or you wan tear her bra??

Chai, hw I go touch that Smelling Bra, Olorun Maje

D 1st tym i hrd dis joke
i laughed n pee on my bdy

Dyt:

D 1st tym i hrd dis joke
i laughed n pee on my bdy

^ guess u doin same now

Dyt:

^ guess u doin same now

hey dyt,
how far?

mikuz:

@bunmi,
nice one, the joke really got me cracking!!
Make i ring mukina2 to put am for front page sharp sharp !!
*brings out his iphone4 and flashes mukina2 twice*

, the number you have dialled is switched off, please try again later

Doin grt Mikuz
ow s ur gala sales?

dyt,
business has been good esp. This Time of the year.
You still dey stand for road?

bunmi,
i invited you for a groupchat and you just snubbed me,
is that how you behave?

I don uprgrade o
na 4 car i dey sit nao
u sell ur pure-water finish 2day?

lwkmd!!
Dyt you no go kill me!!!

No
dont die on me now
pumps his chest

this is what d joke got me into

lmao!!
dyt,
you are waisting ya talent in nairaland o; go into stand up comedy na.

Sponsor me na i promise i ll buy u erm erm wat do dey call dis thing sef
erm hot water bottle 2 use 4 ur ribs

mikuz:

bunmi,
i invited you for a groupchat and you just snubbed me,
is that how you behave?

Am really sorry bro, I no get gocredits on top dt acct and I don forget my password and lost d no too, bt I don get new acct nw, jst credited it wit gocredit, d acct name is troydbos1, i wil send request to u, no shaking, one love bro

vb0mb:

this is what d joke got me into

which kinda comment be dis?

Dyt:

Doin grt Mikuz
ow s your gala sales?

chai u wicked o,, abeg I run comot frm dis thread asap