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I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bingbagbo(m): 12:42am On Dec 24, 2011
I arrived at my new secondary school as a new comer in form two, looking very athletic.I was asked by the very good-looking girls of my interests and i told them soccer.They believed this shittz soooo much that, they lobbied to get me into the school team.
Then it happened that, my school team was playing their bitterest rivals in a friendly match!My school was down by a lone goal till the 89th minute when we had a penalty!I was on the bench, so was brought on and given the captain badge Grin. I elected myself to effect the penalty, and i couldnt believe the cheers from the crowd.I went back, and the referee blew his whistle and. . ."BBUM!!" i took it!. . . . .

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i would have been lynched after the game but for the police around!! grin
Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by Nobody: 1:53pm On Dec 24, 2011
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Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by dani1luv: 1:47pm On Dec 25, 2011
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thankx my king, GOD BLESS YOU MY KING! cheesy cheesy
Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by lilkech(m): 7:04pm On Dec 27, 2011
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Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by StudioCFR(m): 8:51pm On Dec 27, 2011
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Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by ARareGem(f): 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2011
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Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bingbagbo(m): 12:07pm On Dec 28, 2011
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thakx all for the love: appreciate!




sooo good to hear i am still the best!!!! cool
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