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| I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 12:42am On Dec 24, 2011 |
I arrived at my new secondary school as a new comer in form two, looking very athletic.I was asked by the very good-looking girls of my interests and i told them soccer.They believed this shittz soooo much that, they lobbied to get me into the school team. Then it happened that, my school team was playing their bitterest rivals in a friendly match!My school was down by a lone goal till the 89th minute when we had a penalty!I was on the bench, so was brought on and given the captain badge Grin. I elected myself to effect the penalty, and i couldnt believe the cheers from the crowd.I went back, and the referee blew his whistle and. . ."BBUM!!" i took it!. . . . . - - - - - - . . .it was a throw- in against my team  dont blame me, i am bow-legged!i would have been lynched after the game but for the police around!! |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by DONkollione(m): 1:53pm On Dec 24, 2011 |
| ̶̲̥̅̊ JOKE GRADING : A1 REMARKS : you too much ̶̲̥̅̊Awarded scholarship |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by dani1luv: 1:47pm On Dec 25, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 2:08pm On Dec 25, 2011 |
DONkollione: thankx my king, GOD BLESS YOU MY KING!  |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by lilkech(m): 7:04pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
* self proclaimed * KING OF JOKES SECTION I HAIL OOO U WERE INDEED BORN IN A MANGER LIKE THE KING JESUS CHRIST ONLY YOUR FATHER & MOTHER WERE ILLEGAL NIGERIAN IMMIGRANTS RUNNING TO MOROCCO WHEN YOU WERE DELIVERED MY DEAR ' KABI-YESI ' . . . REMEMBER YOUR OWN MANGER WAS IN ' SOUTH CONGO ' |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by Studio CFR(m): 8:51pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
Gbagbo You Try |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by ARareGem(f): 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
Cute |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 12:07pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
^^^ thakx all for the love: appreciate! sooo good to hear i am still the best!!!!  |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by NEW BIN: 7:35am On Mar 20 |
| blast from the past blast from the past |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 2:12pm On Mar 20 |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bunmioguns(m): 3:45pm On Mar 20 |
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| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 5:00pm On Mar 20 |
bunmioguns: |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by TopSpot: 11:44am On Mar 21 |
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| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 11:52am On Mar 21 |
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| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by TopSpot: 1:58pm On Mar 21 |
| Gun =» Bullet |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 2:23pm On Mar 21 |
| guess what?? |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by Lagusta(m): 3:10pm On Mar 21 |
why all of una come dey design teeth like this......... |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by bin gbagbo(m): 3:17pm On Mar 21 |
Lagusta: why all of una come dey design teeth like this......... |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by TopSpot: 7:18pm On Mar 21 |
bin gbagbo: Abeg no shoot.... |
| Re: I Was Also Born In A Manger! by TopSpot: 7:20pm On Mar 21 |
bin gbagbo: I think it ehm...*coughs* hun...Penstick |
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