TRY DiS PUZZLE
(1) Take your shoe size.
(2) Now multiply by 5.
(3) Add 50.
(4) Multiply by 20.
(5) Now add 1011.
(6) Subtract the year you were
born and
the number you get will be your
shoe
size & your age . . . . . 

sorry , wrong answer
my shoe size is 7
and answer comes in (-)

saryonjne:

sorry , wrong answer
my shoe size is 7
and answer comes in (-)

I pity ur parent, with all de money there spent on u in primary school, u are nothing but a schizophrenia being.

lo
nice trick!!!!!!!!!!!

kellynoah:

I pity your parent, with all de money there spent on u in primary school, u are nothing but a schizophrenia being.

lol, your parents too waste sha. ya english teacher no tell you the meaning of puzzle?

Da_b¤§§.:

lol, your parents too waste sha. ya english teacher no tell you the meaning of puzzle?

puzzle means a difficult question or problem, its something dat is hard to comprehend, pls. check ur dictionary, b4 u start telling me hw scurrilous u are.

@kellynoah
Could you at least check up the meaning of Schizophrenia before using it as an insult, I believe you are old enough to own a dictionary and I dont think what saryonjne said warrants an insult, please be civil.
P.S: Da_b¤§§ is sort of right too =)

t0mee:

@kellynoah
Could you at least check up the meaning of Schizophrenia before using it as an insult, I believe you are old enough to own a dictionary and I dont think what saryonjne said warrants an insult, please be civil.
P.S: Da_b¤§§ is sort of right too =)

u are nothing but a nincompoop, schizophrenia means someone with a mental disorder, in which  dat is what saryonjne is suffering 4rm. i wish him quick recovery 

@kellynoah
It is obvious that you're desperately grasping at straws to show us that you have some primary knowledge of English however I can tell you that we are majorly unimpressed. If you were actually knowledgeable on such matters and not just mouthing off, you would know that one does not recover from schizophrenia as there is no cure just yet. And FYI, your use of puzzle is incorrect even if your definition of it is. I would sit to explain further but only to someone who can spell ''simply'' right. =3

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York
and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that
your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of
marriage,  and that much misery is enough!' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,'
the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking
about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and
tell her!' Frantic, the son calls her sister, who explodes on the
phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll
take care of this.' She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old
man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single
thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back,
and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't
do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his
wife. 'Okay', he says, it worked,It's all set. They're both coming
for our anniversary and paying their own airfare!!

Ha ha. Funny. Thnks poster 4 makin me 2 go 2 bed with a smile. Nitee nite, infact i wish u a moskito-free nite

t0mee:

@kellynoah
It is obvious that you're desperately grasping at straws to show us that you have some primary knowledge of English however I can tell you that we are majorly unimpressed. If you were actually knowledgeable on such matters and not just mouthing off, you would know that one does not recover from schizophrenia as there is no cure just yet. And FYI, your use of puzzle is incorrect even if your definition of it is. I would sit to explain further but only to someone who can spell ''simply'' right. =3

dis ur acrimonious act is uncalled for, dis is a joke forum. merry xmas & happy new year in advance.

Swit up:

Ha ha. Funny. Thnks poster 4 makin me 2 go 2 bed with a smile. Nitee nite, infact i wish u a moskito-free nite

ONE LOVE

Ooooh well then I apologize lol, schizophrenia is a touchy topic for me, oh well I'm new here (jokes forum) and I'll just do better next time =)

t0mee:

Ooooh well then I apologize lol, schizophrenia is a touchy topic for me, oh well I'm new here (jokes forum) and I'll just do better next time =)

oooh newbie now u have gotten baptized, your highly welcome  to our world, its more like a home.

One night, 4 university students were flexing till late in night and didn't study 4 a test which was 2 hold the next day. In the morning, they made themselves look as dirty and weird as possible and went to the dean and said that they had gone 4 a wedding the previous night and while coming back, their tyre busted and they had to push the car all the way back and were in no position to take the test. The Dean being a nice guy said he'll give them a fresh test after 3days. On that day, the Dean made the four of them seat in different classrooms for the test. They all agreed cos they spent the last 3days studying. The test had 5 questions total of 100 marks. All questions were compulsory, and any difference in their answers will earn them zero.
Q1)who were Tђέ couple that wedded?
2) which church did Tђέ weddng take place
3) what was the make of the car?
4) which of the tyre busted?
5) who was the driver?

Huh! Tell me now-Before 2011
finishes W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t do U̶̲̥̅̊ want from
me-
1 = a baby
2 = another chance </3
3 = love ♥
4 = a kiss :*
5 = friendship
6 = nothing({})
7 = long relationship:*
8 = good laugh =)) =D
9 = an apology
10 = good chat(y)
11 = phone number =-c
12= Business Partner, !
13 = Recharge card
14= JƱڪτ̲̅ Wάηηά meet Ɣ☺u (y)

PRESENTER: What's your contribution?
CALLER:There is this lady i wanted in my life,shortly after
my National Youth Service Corps, but all my efforts proved abortive,
she wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me
while passing by, for reasons best known to her!
Five months later, i was able2 get my apartment,
get a new car, courtesy of a contract job secured
with a major oil company. Now, most of the missed
calls i нave, are hers, barrage of SMS and all that. I
am confused on what to do. Please help me out.

PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up your phone now; give her a call, letting her know you'll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a cool shower; wear α̲̅ nice outfit and an attention- catching perfume.
When it ’s exactly 2hours, you call her & tell her that you'll be there in another 2 hours. When the 2 hours are now over, you now drive down to her house, get down from d car, walk to her house, knock on her door.
Once she opens d door, with the sexiest smile you have got, stylishly
look into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear& whisper
"Thunder fire your head!!!

Maybe you should answer the questions in the previous puzzle. The wedding, the car, and tyre, who are they? Answers needed with explanation. Thanks.

what is going onhappen here?

dats nice good thinking

mikuz:

what is going onhappen here?

my oga all is well, some boisterous bolshie being where here but my God pass them.

A friend updated his status on facebook saying *Thk God my salary and all allowances plus Xmas bonus has been paid* immediately he got a notification showing that his Landlord likes his status. 

kellynoah:

A friend updated his status on facebook saying *Thk God my salary and all allowances plus Xmas bonus has been paid* immediately he got a notification showing that his Landlord likes his status.

lol.
More pls

On a lighter note: In a mental hospital yesterday at Enugu State, a mad man was chasing a senior doctor!, Eye witnesses confirmed that the doctor was running for his dear life until he got to a dead end then the mad man handed over the knife to him saying " Oya Oga na your turn to pursue me".

I was about entering the fancy restaurant when the signpost caught my eyes "Have you eat?
We sell food and solft drinks hear.
Come and eat for butter gruowth", & im standing here wondering if their food tastes as 'nice' as their English?

Dis morning I updated my facebook status; "Im gonna sleep shirtless tonight" and after a minute i got notifications that 18 mosquitoes 'like' this, pls. what should I do now? i need ur kind advice

Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit?Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage. Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM.

chinese couple living in lagos gave birth to a black baby,in anger her husband asked d wife chu,why baby black,she replied we live in Nigeria, no electricity, Me hot, you hot, sex hot, And baby burn.

A girl thought LOL mean "lots of love"so she sent it in d followin text to her boyfriend'sorry to hear about ur mom's death, LOL!!

Application for Employment. Dear Sir, I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and made sure that he was truly dead before applying. Find attached his obituary. . . .

nice one. i did it n its right.