mr gbagbo had a husbandry of goats at his village dat he has been living on for some years now, so this xmas he decided to leave town for his village to see how his goats husbandry fared, when he got to the village he was  welcomed by many of his friends including his goats caretaker mr oderemo who broke a bad news to him tell him dat he just had 2 goats left reason was dat a notorious village criminal man must chop has been stealing his goats ever since he left for town, mr gbagbo was so annoyed so he secretly decided to mount guard and wait for this man must chop, as night fell[b] mr gbagbo[/b] took his matchet along with him and hid at a corner close to goat house, 30 mins passed and mr gbagbo had already started sleeping,,
suddenly at midnight he was awoken by d cries of his goats , , .to b continued



                           


                                                                   PART 2

                                                        DONkollione is typing

SMH for You,

Go bak to ur sick bed, you are yet to complete ur drug

^^

pls modify ya comments we re in a cinema!

DONkollione:

^^

pls modify ya comments we re in a cinema!

With a Donkey like you

I reject it

^^^

i nor u re waiting for the part 2, dont worry am coming

PART 2 

,  It was "man must chop" escaping with the remaining 2 of his goats, one on his head and the other on his shoulders, mr gbagbo immediately jump up and gave him a hot chase, he ran S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ fast and caught up with him, in the struggle he threw "man. Must chop" on the ground, as he was about to slice him like suya with his matchet "man must chop" started shouting " oga abeg! Na  mε̲̣̣̣̥! na  mε̲̣̣̣̥! ,mr gbagbo asked "who be you" he replied "na ur caretaker oderemo" mr gbagbo shouted "S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ na you be man must chop? Today u go die", as he rose D̶̲̥̅̊ matchet to slice oderemo's big kokonut head suprisinely the,  (To b continued in pt3)

JOKE GRADING: A













REMARKS: I am proud of you my son!

SSHHHHH !!!

QUIET !!!

NO TALKING IN THE CINEMA

This cinema is incomplete:
no stage smoke, no casting, poor storyline, lack of audience and the most apologetic use of bin pigbo as main cast.

*its Ajibel, the joke critic talking*

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make I go buy pop corn

All the tym u dey chop pop corn, Sha go buy com so that i go follow chop. Eh make sure u come back fast oo, b4 the pt 3 of the movie start

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Choi ̶̲̥̅̊ ma esteemed viewer mk una just jollificate dey go I dey do some runs to get the part 3 ̶̲̥̅̊. . I for don come since na bad weather plus bad road na em hold ma flight, but nor worries I don show. Fastent ya seat belts cus we re going on a ride you'll will neva 4get ̶̲̥̅̊ buy all buyable now let's move it.

Much respect to you'll

Ajibel!! see mε̲̣̣̣̥ in ma office , NOW!

*stagger into d cinema wit two bottles of Aromatic Schnapp*

Awon da, won a gba loni yi, eni wo tan, lako ni mo wa bi ibon

*walks into the cinema hall* *spots a seat at the front*
Please make una continue

Nepa nor gree bring light since yesterday and fuel price don increase abeg mk una contribute money mk I tk buy fuel use run ma GEN

Pls bear with us b4 evening D̶̲̥̅̊ part 3 will be ready


Bouncerrs pls take bumni out

*break d bottle on Donkoline head, he is rush to general hospital and on d seventh day, he is taken to










Yaba left*;(

**Rushes to the hospital wit my hands on my head**

**Rushes to the hospital wit my hands on my head**

PretiEbony:

**Rushes to the hospital wit my hands on my head**

*wondering wht is wrong with her, run after her to inquire*


madam, abeg wetin do you, hope you are nt mourning for donkoline or d broken bottle sef reach ur side ni

Dont waste your time chasing that drug addict

Na so she dey put hand for head dey run like person wey see ghost whenever she don take coke

pls try and remove generator subsidy,so that i go finish this film.

rakel05:

pls try and remove generator subsidy,so that i go finish this film.

wetin

rakel05:

wetin

The main actor is now in Yaba Left and you want to continue with the movie, go back home, and watch the remaining in ur TV

Studio CFR:

Dont waste your time chasing that drug addict

Na so she dey put hand for head dey run like person wey see ghost whenever she don take coke

i no even see the pant i wear come

rakel05:

i no even see the pant i wear come

How you go give urself up like dt make dem bleep you, How many men bleeped you

ah i remember i see ur face.


*still waiting for part 3*

rakel05:

ah i remember i see your face.


*still waiting for part 3*

Me ke, me wey no knw where dem dey put am,

u we tell me say u dey it from the back

rakel05:

u we tell me say u dey it from the back

*Annointing the whole thread with Olive Oil*


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