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Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 1:56pm On Jan 05, 2012
All of una wey travel 2 una villa for xmas, For your return back to Lagos, please find fares below:

Chisco: 8000
Ekene dili chukwu : 7000
Young shall grow: 6500
Dan Dollar: 6000
Ife si na chi: 6000
ABC: 10000
Attach on any of these lines: 2000
Aero: 40000
Dana: 35000
Air nigeria: 50000
Arik: 100000
Business class: No need, una no suppose
form again. Those seats go empty, Na only
Goodluck and Patience ''will be able to use it''.
With dis kind fuel wahala,no be to join winch
begin fly around better pass?or make person
kuku buy horse or camel,@ least grass na
free.!!!
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 3:23pm On Jan 05, 2012
i no no say una don register for witches and wirzard company. grin grin
bad market for chisco and co grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by dani1luv: 3:34pm On Jan 05, 2012
grin grin We dun hear, aspa me ah dun go order for ram, camel and donkey plus bicycle, incase of incasity grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2012
dani1luv:

grin grin We dun hear, aspa me ah dun go order for ram, camel and donkey plus bicycle, incase of incasity grin grin
i go price horse ,d say na 1.5millon naira grin grin grin
but wen i price witches d said 500naira per night to anywhere u wan go grin grin grin grin
even london grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by dani1luv: 3:47pm On Jan 05, 2012
rakel05:

i go price horse ,d say na 1.5millon naira grin grin grin
but wen i price witches d said 500naira per night to anywhere u wan go grin grin grin grin
even london grin grin
chei grin jonathan wicked oh, horse subsidy dey too kai, that of winches good oh, e be like EMPTYHEN everywhere you go grin grin but oboi ah nor knw any winch, you get one for hand grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 3:55pm On Jan 05, 2012
yes in name na oshemole infact Edo state governor grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by dani1luv: 3:57pm On Jan 05, 2012
Oshiomole mama na winch?? shocked shocked
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2012
for now they r good grin grin grin
i no talk anything undecided lipsrsealed
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by BUSHYANUS(m): 4:13pm On Jan 05, 2012
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Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 4:20pm On Jan 05, 2012
tanx for ur comment grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by dani1luv: 4:24pm On Jan 05, 2012
rakel05:

for now they r good grin grin grin
i no talk anything undecided lipsrsealed

grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 4:28pm On Jan 05, 2012
y u dey laff grin grin grin
u dey show ur blue teeth make i activate my own grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by dani1luv: 4:32pm On Jan 05, 2012
person wan cry go house today grin
Wait you be babe?? shocked shocked
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 4:34pm On Jan 05, 2012
kaaaa i no dey fear
kpatakpata i go fly like those witches grin grin grin
that God say i don pay grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by stilphunky: 4:37pm On Jan 05, 2012
Me don start importation of camels and rams into naija o incase anybody dey interested to buy make him hala me instead make him go cotonou go buy. However if ur moni no do to buy no wahala, d hiring rates no high at all.
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 4:44pm On Jan 05, 2012
stilphunky:

Me don start importation of camels and rams into naija o incase anybody dey interested to buy make him hala me instead make him go cotonou go buy. However if your moni no do to buy no wahala, d hiring rates no high at all.
grin grin grin grin
just go register for witches world
per nite 500naira to any where even USA grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by stilphunky: 4:47pm On Jan 05, 2012
rakel05 link=topic=839478.msg9901009#msg9901001325774364:

i go price horse ,d say na 1.5millon naira grin grin grin
but wen i price witches d said 500naira per night to anywhere u wan go grin grin grin grin
even london grin grin
             LWKMD, Dis one na time 4 winch dem to hammer oo!
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by bright007(f): 4:50pm On Jan 05, 2012
*where is d joke subsidy?
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 4:52pm On Jan 05, 2012
better go register. offer last till 2mr grin grin grin
na goodluck go suffer. grin grin grin
bring one customer d wii give u one free ride to any where even to china grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by stilphunky: 4:59pm On Jan 05, 2012
@Rakel  D winches dem neva dey recruite so dat u sef go join make u sef hammer (shine ur eyes well, make u no dull yaself). Dat one fit b ur own share of d national chin chin.
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 5:02pm On Jan 05, 2012
stilphunky:

@Rakel D winches dem neva dey recruite so dat u sef go join make u sef hammer (shine your eyes well, make u no dull yaself). Dat one fit b your own share of d national chin chin.
grin grin grin grin lwkmd

u wan kill me
u nko/ u no want national akara grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by Nobody: 6:37am On Jan 06, 2012
Rakel wetin be ur own with dis winch winch thing. Abi u sef be winch ni? Omo i don dey fear u small small oh. angry
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 8:24am On Jan 06, 2012
booqee:

Rakel wetin be your own with dis winch winch thing. Abi u sef be winch ni? Omo i don dey fear u small small oh. angry
grin grin

de there no go join winch,very soon
they go begin strike and motor no go dey for road grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by Nobody: 8:50am On Jan 06, 2012
Hahaha! Gosh. . .ur very funny.
Anyway ee no need 4dat cos i don buy horse already. D only problem be say ee no fast like winch own. and e no go fit carry me reach far places like U.S.
But anyhow i go manage my horse am like dat. grin cheesy
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 9:10am On Jan 06, 2012
booqee:

Hahaha! Gosh. . .your very funny.
Anyway ee no need 4dat cos i don buy horse already. D only problem be say ee no fast like winch own. and e no go fit carry me reach far places like U.S.
But anyhow i go manage my horse am like dat. grin cheesy
ur horse na only from ur house to market.
but the winch na 500naira per nite to any where. good air condition noni! grin grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by ARareGem(f): 2:13pm On Jan 06, 2012
Lol at thread! grin

Witches on the loose! undecided tongue
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 2:19pm On Jan 06, 2012
chai! GEJ don bring down the to 65naira. my
winch no go sell again grin grin grin
Re: Fares Back To Lagos Or Ph by rakel05(f): 5:07pm On Apr 16, 2013
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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