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Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 10:33pm On Jan 11, 2012
Welcome 2 Bokoharam customer service, ur call is important 2 us,
for suicide bombing,press 1.
to plant a bomb in ur area,press 2
if u have any information regarding where we can plant a bomb,press 3,
to speak with a Bokoharam representative, press 0,
if u have any information regarding how we can plant a bomb in Hell,pls hold-on while ur call is being fowarded 2 da national headquaters. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .BOKO HARAM!!!EVERYWHERE YOU GO!
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jan 11, 2012
^^

very very dry. Pls try again later
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 11:51pm On Jan 11, 2012
Dis joke yoke is drier dan anything angry even drier dan d poster above me. tongue
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 12:00am On Jan 12, 2012
^^

mk i no squeeze ur ear dis morning oo angry

last warning!
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by mikuz(m): 1:12am On Jan 12, 2012
is the joke here?
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by bunmioguns(m): 4:26am On Jan 12, 2012
@OP, no mind all d eediot dt jst commented above me,

grin grin grin

nice one jare
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by bright007(f): 6:36am On Jan 12, 2012
Where is d joke? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Jamesmelbin(m): 3:53pm On Jan 12, 2012
Nice one, keep i up. Madam
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 11:27pm On Jan 13, 2012
Jamesmelbin:

Nice one, keep i up. Master

thanks, but look at d gender b4 u assume.
bright007:

Where is d joke? undecided undecided undecided undecided

inside d garbage can u call a mouth.
booqee:

Dis joke yoke is drier dan anything angry even drier dan d poster above me. tongue
DONkollione:

^^
very very dry. Pls try again later

boogee, and co. na wa 4 u o. hmm. Goats calling sheep stubborn.
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 11:57pm On Jan 13, 2012
bunmioguns:

@OP, no mind all d eediot dt jst commented above me,

grin grin grin

nice one jare

u're welcome my guy, more on the way.
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 5:54am On Jan 14, 2012
i bind the OP and cast him to the lake of Boko Haram sh.it!

angry angry angry
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 5:21pm On Jan 14, 2012
i ignore o[i]toto[/i]ro and cast him to the demon of fuel subsidy tongue
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 5:35pm On Jan 14, 2012
Lucario007:

Welcome 2 Bokoharam customer service, your call is important 2 us,
for suicide bombing,press 1.
to plant a bomb in your area,press 2
if u have any information regarding where we can plant a bomb,press 3,
to speak with a Bokoharam representative, press 0,
if u have any information regarding how we can plant a bomb in Hell,pls hold-on while your call is being fowarded 2 da national headquaters. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .BOKO HARAM!!!EVERYWHERE YOU GO!

@poster grin grin grin

Apart from the bolded - your joke rocks! tongue tongue
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 5:38pm On Jan 14, 2012
Replies of both the op and commentators funny than the dry joke self, lets encourage him sha, clap, serious you are on the way, keep it up, lol
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 5:39pm On Jan 14, 2012
^^^ mmm, i'm not sure if am insulted or appriciated all d same thnx grin
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 5:42pm On Jan 14, 2012
@ poster, Be thankful you've got comments on your joke man - besides why you wan feel insulted b/4?

nor be jokes section you dey - nor take anything personal here jor  wink
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by youncheezy(m): 5:44pm On Jan 14, 2012
lucario y dont u wet urself before writing a joke cos e tooooooooooooooooo dry o
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jan 14, 2012
youncheezy:

lucario y dont u wet urself before writing a joke cos e tooooooooooooooooo dry o


wey your own

@poster nice one jare
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jan 14, 2012
:-x :-x :-x
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 7:46pm On Jan 14, 2012
youncheezy:

lucario y dont u dry urself before writing a joke cos e tooooooooooooooooo wet o


youngcheezy, you dis newbie of a poster with not up to ten posts, if u r jealous i don't blame you
but don't come here and start posting bull$hit if u haven't read the rules!
liaslo++:

wey your own

@poster nice one jare

thank you my guy, more is coming.
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2012
^^^ for ur mind. . . . . . so dry tongue tongue
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 8:39pm On Jan 14, 2012
ototoro associate of the demons, i heard that you r so terrible if u were to die
the devil would not allow you to enter hell because he was afraid you'ld overthrow him. tongue tongue
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 14, 2012
Lucario007:

lucario007 associate of the demons, i heard that you r so terrible if u were to die
the devil would not allow you to enter hell because he was afraid you'ld overthrow him. tongue tongue

^^^ *gives him 5 hot slaps* i told u to stop saying evil of urself angry angry

cool
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2012
Now THIS is interesting grin

** Efe quickly grabs a front row chair to watch the guaranteed fight b/w o-toto-to and lucifer007** tongue tongue
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jan 14, 2012
**efe falls off the chair and breaks his head** angry angry angry
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 10:07pm On Jan 14, 2012
^^  grin grin grin

awww c'mon, that's no way to treat a lady now - wetin dem teach you for Akara school? Hmmm?

cool tongue
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 5:51pm On Jan 15, 2012
na lady u be?
*before efe could sit down, ototoro grabbed d chair & she falls and breaks her legs*
ototoro, you r a !"£$%^&*. -censored for young readers-
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by bright007(f): 6:07pm On Jan 15, 2012
Just drove by in ma escalade.
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jan 15, 2012
rubbrish angry
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 10:28am On Jan 18, 2012
bright007:

Just drove by in ma beetle 1975 model.
shuo. . .!  undecided
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 8:50pm On Feb 26, 2012
Crap everywhere u turn.
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 9:16pm On Feb 26, 2012
Lucario007 why u digging up old jokes from d archives?? Dats what bright007 too has been doing today since morning. Are u sure u guys aint d same person and one? Lucario007 and bright007. Same number. Dat can't be coincidence!

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