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Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 10:33pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
Welcome 2 Bokoharam customer service, ur call is important 2 us, for suicide bombing,press 1. to plant a bomb in ur area,press 2 if u have any information regarding where we can plant a bomb,press 3, to speak with a Bokoharam representative, press 0, if u have any information regarding how we can plant a bomb in Hell,pls hold-on while ur call is being fowarded 2 da national headquaters. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .BOKO HARAM!!!EVERYWHERE YOU GO! |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
^^ very very dry. Pls try again later |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 11:51pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
Dis |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 12:00am On Jan 12, 2012 |
^^ mk i no squeeze ur ear dis morning oo last warning! |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by mikuz(m): 1:12am On Jan 12, 2012 |
is the joke here? |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by bunmioguns(m): 4:26am On Jan 12, 2012 |
@OP, no mind all d eediot dt jst commented above me, nice one jare |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by bright007(f): 6:36am On Jan 12, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Jamesmelbin(m): 3:53pm On Jan 12, 2012 |
Nice one, keep i up. Madam |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 11:27pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
Jamesmelbin: thanks, but look at d gender b4 u assume. bright007: inside d garbage can u call a mouth. booqee: DONkollione: boogee, and co. na wa 4 u o. hmm. Goats calling sheep stubborn. |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 11:57pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns: u're welcome my guy, more on the way. |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 5:54am On Jan 14, 2012 |
i bind the OP and cast him to the lake of |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 5:21pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
i ignore o[i]toto[/i]ro and cast him to the demon of fuel subsidy |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 5:35pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lucario007: @poster Apart from the bolded - your joke rocks! |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 5:38pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Replies of both the op and commentators funny than the dry joke self, lets encourage him sha, clap, serious you are on the way, keep it up, lol |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 5:39pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^^ mmm, i'm not sure if am insulted or appriciated all d same thnx |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 5:42pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
@ poster, Be thankful you've got comments on your joke man - besides why you wan feel insulted b/4? nor be jokes section you dey - nor take anything personal here jor |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by youncheezy(m): 5:44pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
lucario y dont u wet urself before writing a joke cos e tooooooooooooooooo dry o |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
youncheezy: wey your own @poster nice one jare |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
:-x :-x :-x |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 7:46pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
youncheezy: youngcheezy, you dis newbie of a poster with not up to ten posts, if u r jealous i don't blame you but don't come here and start posting bull$hit if u haven't read the rules! liaslo++: thank you my guy, more is coming. |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^^ for ur mind. . . . . . so dry |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 8:39pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
ototoro associate of the demons, i heard that you r so terrible if u were to die the devil would not allow you to enter hell because he was afraid you'ld overthrow him. |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lucario007: ^^^ *gives him 5 hot slaps* i told u to stop saying evil of urself |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Now THIS is interesting ** Efe quickly grabs a front row chair to watch the guaranteed fight b/w o-toto-to and lucifer007** |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
**efe falls off the chair and breaks his head** |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by EfemenaXY: 10:07pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^ awww c'mon, that's no way to treat a lady now - wetin dem teach you for Akara school? Hmmm? |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 5:51pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
na lady u be? *before efe could sit down, ototoro grabbed d chair & she falls and breaks her legs* ototoro, you r a !"£$%^&*. -censored for young readers- |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by bright007(f): 6:07pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
Just drove by in ma escalade. |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
rubbrish |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 10:28am On Jan 18, 2012 |
bright007:shuo. . .! |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Lucario007(m): 8:50pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Crap everywhere u turn. |
Re: Boko Haram Customer Care by Nobody: 9:16pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Lucario007 why u digging up old jokes from d archives?? Dats what bright007 too has been doing today since morning. Are u sure u guys aint d same person and one? Lucario007 and bright007. Same number. Dat can't be coincidence! |
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