Hey guy's let's do this for fun post your yab's here. You can yab anyone here and pls guy't don't get angry with what your fellow guy can say to you

den tell u say guvnor dey come yo house so u no con get elektroniks for house so u con go buy chicken and goat put for carton,as guvnor come con say make u put musik for am,na im u con cary broom stik shuk the goat and chicken for yanch
       wen you shuk de chicken hin go cry kukuruku
        wem you shuk the goat hin go cry mmmmeeee
         den you go say kimon baby

kukurukummekimonbaby.

your bia bia long so tay two dey fight one dey seprate den one dey go call police

Your mama soo short that even if she take passport her legs go show

NA YOUR PAPA BE THE ONLY PERSON WEY PLAY PENALTY KICK GO THROWING FOR FOOTBALL HISTORY.

@showbobo
omo dis 1 harsh o.

showbobo:

NA YOUR PAPA BE THE ONLY PERSON WEY PLAY PENALTY KICK GO THROWING FOR FOOTBALL HISTORY.

No be small thing

Make una see this one.
Your dick long so tey hi dey cause go slow for road.

You buy akara u dey ask for reciept. You buy car u dey ask for jara. You buy mercedes you dey look under whether na male or female.

the biggest meat for una put of soup na mosquito laps

No be u enter supermarket for Yankee begin dey price loaf of bread

naija dem dey price loaf of bread?

me i dont know how to yab
*thinks deep but nothing still*

you reach yankee enter supermarket dey ask for agege bread.
your papa poor so tey na for dream una dey chop night food
your papa poor so tey na for febuary hin dey buy una christmas clothe
your mama is so fat that she couldn't even see her own toes
your mama is so dirty that one bottle of perfume can not stop her body odour for a day

Alright thats okay for now. Do something else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are only trying to have fun here pls.

u never know people for nairaland if they cant beat them they dont join, they rather criticise

you ar so dum, you sat on yr tv set wen it was on & u were watching the chair in front of it

atutupuyoyoy

your papa short so tey im jumb from maggi cube break him eye brow

the biggest jokers make the best yabbers.mimiko wetin dey happen?, dont tell me none of your jokes is original, caught you!!!!

u na no go kill me oh,

guy u poor to the extent that u wash and dry condom (gold circle) after use

U are so dumb U just realised U had a fish Brain.

You no dey shame. Ur house dey on fire, you come dey flash fire station

Your life deep like depper life.
The wisest man for you village dey smoke, laugh, and cry at the same time.

chei!
you are so fat! You aint no neck, you're are just head and shoulders

ultimos:

you ar so dum, you sat on yr tv set when it was on & u were watching the chair in front of it

u got me Rofl mennnnnnnnnnn u all gat jokes

@ halle j
na u know i no just sabi yabb ooooooi can start with u if u re not careful ooo
dont tempt meooo

=))

lips sealed pls dont yab me cos u go end up for Hospital if i start wit u

all of una dey mad

even you @ stont101. maddness is your first name.

well its quite unfortunate dat i dont know how to yab so plz wen u see my reply dont READ!

ALL OF U GUYS HERE IN THIS THREAD HAVE BIG BLACK LICE ON UR ARSE how about dat or is it arses