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| Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 2:44pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my efforts proved abortive, she wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known to her! Five months later, I was able to get my apartment, get a new car, courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now, most of the missed ca, lls I have are hers, barrage of SMS and all that. I am confused on what to do. Please help me out. PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up your phone now; give her a call, letting her know you'll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a cool shower; wear a nice outfit and an attention- catching perfume. When it s exactly 2 hours, you call her and tell her that you'll be there in another 2 hours. When the 2 hours are now over, you now drive down to her house, get down from d car, walk to her house, knock on her door. Once she opens the door, with he sexiest smile you have got, stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and whisper 'Thunder fire you  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by bunmioguns(m): 3:52pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
| i like this joke I am lying     |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 4:06pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
the only bush man |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by bunmioguns(m): 4:12pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
rakel05: |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 4:20pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
i pity u. because na sand u dey chop |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by bright007(f): 4:55pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
rakel05:Why u talk dis kain thing? |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by mikuz(m): 6:34pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
rakel i thought you ended all these st u pidity last year. So you carry am enter this 2012. |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 8:44am On Jan 18, 2012 |
mikuz: Honey m na yeye world wey dey. wetin human beings go do. happy new year  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
Wonderful joke with lots of suspense, Pls join "projan" n be a sucessful joker like gbagbo n i. Thank u! |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 3:08pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
Thank You Sir. see u Tomorrow , pls come to my house  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
Very nice joke. . .suspense and all  Thanks for making my day rakel |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 3:16pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
hehehehehhe my head wan burst |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
make me LaUghFfFffFfF  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 3:34pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
commot for road make i see road  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
abeg na. . . make me LauGhFfFfFf |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 3:46pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
i go head boot u. commot here now ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
rakel05: ^^^tnx for the invite, but, make me LauGhFfFfFf |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by bunmioguns(m): 3:49pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
DONkollione: Welcome back |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
^^ yes bro penisoguns |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
not fanny make me LauGhFfFf |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 3:56pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
Jesus wat is this? |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
make me LauGhFfFfFf |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by bunmioguns(m): 3:59pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
DONkollione: So those people who took you away, dis is wht they turned you to or u wanna tell me dt you r nt among d 4400  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by mikuz(m): 4:19pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
@rakel, why are you inviting him to your house? For what? Eh? Answer me now. @donkolo, so you never change? Its your pen pals i pity. |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 4:25pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
@mikuz no vex na. U knw u r my sweetheart |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
rakel05:  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by mikuz(m): 5:04pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
@rakel, the only thing that can calm me down is if you allow me to enter there, come house na. |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 9:20am On Jan 19, 2012 |
mikuz bad pikin from a good mother |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Onyeasi(m): 9:30am On Jan 19, 2012 |
Nice joke Rake. U made my morning. Keep it up. Don't mind Mikuz & Bin Bamboo |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by Nobody: 9:31am On Jan 19, 2012 |
^^^ *takes a bow*  |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by rakel05(f): 10:32am On Jan 19, 2012 |
Onyeasi: |
| Re: Presenter Good No Be Small by mikuz(m): 11:51am On Jan 19, 2012 |
rakel are my entering or not? |
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