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Definition Of Women? by ekeroyal(m): 8:50am On Jan 19, 2012
WOMEN,
A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible, ,

NO WAIT, SORRY,

I'm thinking of whisky, It's whisky that does all that shit,
Re: Definition Of Women? by Nobody: 9:07am On Jan 19, 2012
hmmnn. . . . lol. . . . undecided
Re: Definition Of Women? by bright007(f): 9:10am On Jan 19, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/grey%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWHERE IS D JOKE?%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Re: Definition Of Women? by ekeroyal(m): 9:31am On Jan 19, 2012
bright007:

[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/grey%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWHERE IS D JOKE?%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

Re: Definition Of Women? by bunmioguns(m): 3:54pm On Jan 19, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ECAN WE CALL DIS JOKE?%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Re: Definition Of Women? by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jan 19, 2012
bunmioguns:

[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E SHOULD I SAY I'M CRAZY?%5E_%5E.gif[/img]



it's ok undecided undecided

cool
Re: Definition Of Women? by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 19, 2012
Where is d joke?
u try just for composure.
Re: Definition Of Women? by mikuz(m): 4:57pm On Jan 19, 2012
is this a joke?
Re: Definition Of Women? by ekeroyal(m): 7:06pm On Jan 19, 2012
the women look a bit phreaked at this one grin

pls don't hang me, I thought I could revive my joke skills. It's a bit rusty, really long since I did something like this.

In fact who gives a ph*ck, a joke is a joke jorr, haba
Re: Definition Of Women? by ARareGem(f): 7:09pm On Jan 19, 2012
Funny.
Re: Definition Of Women? by mikuz(m): 7:26pm On Jan 19, 2012
eke,
now your last post was the joke!
Re: Definition Of Women? by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jan 19, 2012
^^^ hehehehee. . . silly boi lipsrsealed
Re: Definition Of Women? by mikuz(m): 7:48pm On Jan 19, 2012
^
mugu!
Toto like you!
I laugh you in vagi na
Re: Definition Of Women? by ekeroyal(m): 7:57pm On Jan 19, 2012
mikuz:

eke,
now your last post was the joke!

thanks bro (bow)
watch out for the next joke in a few minutes. smiley
Re: Definition Of Women? by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2012
mikuz:

^
mugu!
Toto like you!
I laugh you in vagi na

WHAT! shocked shocked shocked shocked

**sprinkles cele water on mikuz, praying be delivered frm immorality!**
Re: Definition Of Women? by mikuz(m): 9:24pm On Jan 19, 2012
*sprays coconut water on him and gives him a dirty slap*
Re: Definition Of Women? by ekeroyal(m): 9:50pm On Jan 19, 2012
@Otooro, I think we can sprinkle Toto water on Mikuz. That'll do, I heard it produces enough itching to even cure a properly demon possessed fellow. Just a suggestion lipsrsealed

OMG! these guyses are damn funny. LMFAO
Re: Definition Of Women? by mikuz(m): 10:05pm On Jan 19, 2012
^
i trust you.
You've given a whole new meaning to madness!
Continue madding!!
Re: Definition Of Women? by Nobody: 3:20am On Jan 20, 2012
hehehehehe. . . . .

ekeroyal:

@Otooro, I think we can sprinkle Toto water on Mikuz. That'll do, I heard it produces enough itching to even cure a properly demon possessed fellow. Just a suggestion lipsrsealed

OMG! these guyses are damn funny. LMFAO

wink
Re: Definition Of Women? by ekeroyal(m): 3:34pm On Jan 20, 2012
@Otoor, Mikuz, boo, bright007 pls check if this's a joke or not

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-850799.0.html
Re: Definition Of Women? by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jan 20, 2012
mstchewwwww. . . . lipsrsealed

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