FILL THE SPACE WHO YOU THINK CAN MAKE THE SQUAD.   BEST 11  AND RESERVE TEAM.


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RESERVE.

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Jersey no:

1) Ojo Maduekwe ( The safe hands and the silent mafia who keeps the team ticking . . .he is known to initiate successful attacks from the deep . . . His is an integral member of team and the closest ally to the team captain OBJ . . Being the vice captain himself)


2) Andy Uba( the dark work horse of the team, does his job quietly and effectively )


3) Ikuforiji ( left back, a good team player who also supports the attack . .his combination with Tinubu on the left side is deadly)

4) Senator David Mark ( Defensive midfielder, holding the forth for the NASS against the executive)

5) Atiku ( The rock solid defender who puts attackers where they belong . . .very unrelentless in his crunching tackles . .though he is temperamental atimes even to his fellow team mates)

6) Author Nzeribe ( Another no nonsence defender who doesn't take shyte from any one, even from  his coaches)

7) James Ibori ( utility winger, can also play as a supporting striker) . .though currently injured and receiving medical attention in the UK.

8 ) Tony Anenih ( Mr fix it, always linking the midfield with attack)


9) OBJ , Present team captain with years of experience under his belt ( Mr potent . He never misses the shot . . .ruthless in front of the goal . .  and a very cunny striker to deal with )

10) 1BB ( The most tricky of the lot . . . The all seeing and all knowing player . . . His passes are visionary . . . Defenders are always caught napping whenever he delivers his deft moves . . He is good with both feet and also contributes with loads of goal via free money sorry i meant kicks)

11) Tinubu ( The whiz on the left . .you see him coming but you are helpless . . . His skill level is awesome . . .and he is also a team leader)



More to come . . . the competition is too high for first team place . .so we are looking for ways to trim down this awesome talents


. . . Screening in progress . . .This team has passion to play the footy



TEAM UPDATE

Reserve

12) Diprieye Alams ( A very potent attacking midfielder with a good eye for goals . . .But his selfishness for goals without being a good team player caused friction between him and the team captain OBJ . . He had to be benched to avoid distraction on the field

13) Tom Ikimi ( good defensive midfielder but lacks the required stamina and tenacity to maintain a shirt . .currently on loan)

14) Lucky Igbinedion ( Ruthless defender  . . .but his knack for red cards has made him a huge risk to play, hence lost his shirt . .  he is a dirty player who needs polishing to be the finished good.


15) Dimeji Bankole ( a young promising mesmerising full back with injury prune glass legs . . . He is out for the season due to an Achilles tendon . . The doctors feel he might not play the footy again . . .sad . . .cos he was primed for big things . .


Team coach . . . The indestructible Umaru Dikko . . . with Dan Etete and T.Y Danjuma assisting . . .

NB: with competition so high . . There might be more surprises as the passionate contestants fight for shirts

Screening in progress . . .do not disturb . .  all camera men and agents e.g[b] Swiss bank football club representatives are banned [/b]. . . .

BEST ELEVEN.

1, IBB
2, ABDUSALAM
3, ATIKU
4, DANGOTE
5, FEMI OTEDOLA
6, OBJ
7, TINUBU
8, IBORI, ALAMS, Igbinedon, Peter Odili
9, Oji Kalu, Chimaroke Nnamani
10, Jim Ovia, Tonu Elumelu, etc
11, Nduka (thisday owner) and his media cohorts

Reserve.

1, ALL former Heads of NNPC
2, Most Former Ministers
3, Most Former permanent Secretaries
4, Most former Commisioners
5, Most former Local Government Executives
6, Majority of the Councilors with labour Officials

Godman_n:

BEST ELEVEN.

1, IBB
2, ABDUSALAM
3, ATIKU
4, DANGOTE
5, FEMI OTEDOLA
6, OBJ
7, TINUBU
8, IBORI, ALAMS, Igbinedon, Peter Odili
9, Oji Kalu, Chimaroke Nnamani
10, Jim Ovia, Tonu Elumelu, etc
11, Nduka (thisday owner) and his media cohorts

Reserve.

1, ALL former Heads of NNPC
2, Most Former Ministers
3, Most Former permanent Secretaries
4, Most former Commisioners
5, Most former Local Government Executives
6, Majority of the Councilors with labour Officials

In summary, you mean almost every Nigerian is on the reserve list.

With all the evidence against them they still remain free men. SMH!

1. akpan123

others to come

Jmaine, please explain how/why Ikuforiji  is on your list.
From what I've heard/read, he's always being set up. And all those arrests reported never took place.

Godman_n:

BEST ELEVEN.

1, IBB
2, ABDUSALAM
3, ATIKU
4, DANGOTE
5, FEMI OTEDOLA
6, OBJ
7, TINUBU
8, IBORI, ALAMS, Igbinedon, Peter Odili
9, Oji Kalu, Chimaroke Nnamani
10, Jim Ovia, Tonu Elumelu, etc
11, Nduka (thisday owner) and his media cohorts

Reserve.

1, ALL former Heads of NNPC
2, Most Former Ministers
3, Most Former permanent Secretaries
4, Most former Commisioners
5, Most former Local Government Executives
6, Majority of the Councilors with labour Officials

12 GEJ 13 Patience aka umlera.14 All the senators. 15. All the reps. 16 most of the Governors. ETC.

kelz88:

With all the evidence against them they still remain free men. SMH!

Which evidence? The evidence are there but no one is bold enough to confront them.

lolz keep it coming folks! This thread will be interesting!!!

EFFC is weak!

FILL THE SPACE WHO YOU THINK CAN MAKE THE SQUAD.   BEST 11  AND RESERVE TEAM.


1.   ,  Ibb



2.   , abacha


3.   , ibori



4.  , odili

5.   , Dangote

6.  , abdulsalam

7   , Anneih

8    , Joshua Direye

9    , obj

10  , Dan Ettee

11.  , Atiku

RESERVE.

1.  , Sambo

2.  , Tafa Balogun

3  , Tinubu

4  , David Mark

5  , Sani Lulu

6  , Ikedi ohakim

7  , Akala  

COACH.  BEAF ,  ASSISTANT COACH. ,  Timipre

Your list is filled with retired players who are currently holding coaching positions on the team. Current best eleven comprise the likes of Levi Ajonuma, Dezieni A. Madueke, Wale Tinubu, Otedola, Adenuga, Tinubu, Dangote, Folawiyo, Dantata, etc. If your list plays against the current team, they will be whitewashed.

kelz88:

With all the evidence against them they still remain free men. SMH!

free men and free to boldly contest for political offices. Its only in Nigeria that we have openly corrupt men run for public offices and win .

Ournaija:

Which evidence? The evidence are there but no one is bold enough to confront them.

The justice system is screwed up and the laws are all twisted.

LEXYLOV:

12 GEJ 13 Patience aka umlera.14 All the senators. 15. All the reps. 16 most of the Governors. ETC.

You are right. I forgot them

$ugardaddy:

In summary, you mean almost every Nigerian is on the reserve list.

Almost all of us. All our leaders are guilty.

We need a total cleansing. Not necessarily by killing them, but somehow, we must force every Nigerian to act right.

Whoever refuse to change, deserve to died, because we cannot leave Nigeria this way

one common factor about them is that they all stole Nigeria money, directly or indirectly and the only prove is that they have served the government in different capacity or befriend those in government.They all came from poor background.Who can touch these guys? Only GOD.I strongly believe that God is giving them time to repent.


1,OBJ AND IBB
2,
3,ATIKU
4,DANGOTE.
5,TONY ANENEH
6,IBORI
7ABUBAKAR ABDULSALAM
8,THOSE SILENT GUYS(MESSENGERS,SCORPIONS AND SNAKES,IF THEY BIT U ,ONE IS GONE.THEY ARE REAL. )People like Mike Adenuga,Tony elumelu,

So far:----IBB and OBJ dey top the list, followed by Atiku and Dangote!

Keep it coming.

1. Cecilia Ibru      (Currently Injured unlikely to return)

2. Dimeji Bankole (Tested positive for banned drugs)

3.Atiku Abubakar (Sold against his will)

4. Sani Abacha  (Permanently unable to play again)

5. Tinubu         (Prolific player awaiting return to first team)

6. IBB              (Most gifted talented player of all,enjoying retirement)

7.Abdulsalam  ( Featured briefly but sold for below par performance)

8. Mike Adenuga ( Connections unconfirmed)

9. James Ibori    (Breathtaking performance also banned for drug taking)

10. Akala           ( Red carded for cheating)

11. Obasanjo  aka Godfather   (Player Coach only to be compared with IBB for talent)

@ Krucifax LMAO. Oya name reserves

What about Dezieani Madueke

Kay-Dee:


The justice system is screwed up and the laws are all twisted.

Which justice system? Were you involved in the formation?

Those guys single-handedly made the laws handed it over to us to run the country that is why there is confusion everywhere.

You Guys Got The Team Right

James Ibori ( utility winger, can als
o play as a supporting striker) . .though currently injured and receiving medical attention in the UK.

Hahahahahahahahahhaahaaha

1. Tiunbu

2. Orji, gov of abia

3. Jonathan, he has not explained  how he has 50 billion in his account and all the funds from balysa state while alms was out

4. (Alam) Diepreye Alamieyeseigha also part of PDP/GEJ government now after caught with billions

5. Patient Jonathan, caught with $13.5 million dollars in dubia for gold

6. Tafa Balogun, former inspector general

7. Orji Uzo Kalu,

8. Idris, governor of kogi

9. Akala

10. Ikedi Ohakim

11. and lastly the OGA of them Ibori

reserves

1. Allison Madueke

2. Peter Obi

3. deputy governor of lagos Mrs Adejoke

4. Oluremi tiunbu

5. Ali Modu Sheriff

6. Edwin clark

coach:-  IBB   assistant coach :- OBJ

With all this above  TALENTS, I believe; they will finish the work Morinho's Real Madrid cannot do on Pep Guardiola's Barcelona.

What is the way forward in our dear country; Nigeria?

u guys made my afternoon with the lists.

A WILD RESOUNDING APPLAUSE FOR ALL OF YOU!!! THIS IS SIMPLY FANTASTIC AND FUNNY

ESPECIALLY THE POSITIONS WITH DESCRIPTIONS

WAY TO GO @ KRUCIFAX AND @JMAINE AND EVERYONE ELSE

SO FUNNY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO FALL FROM (ROOF, STOREY BUILDING, HELICOPTER, JUPITER)

jmaine u crack me up, ,u are gifted and ur squad are on point.

Jersey no:
1) Ojo Maduekwe ( The safe hands and the silent mafia who keeps t

he team ticking . . .he is known to initiate successful attacks from the deep . . . His is an integral member of team and the closest ally to the team captain OBJ . . Being the vice captain himself)


2) Andy Uba( the dark work horse of the te
am, does his job quietly and effectively )


3) Ikuforiji ( left back, a good team player who also supports the attack . .his combination with Tinubu on the left side is deadly)

4) Senator David Mark ( Defensive midfielder, holding the forth for the NASS against the executive)

5) Atiku ( The rock solid defender who puts attackers where they belong . . .very unrelentless in his crunching tackles . .though he is temperamental atimes even to his fellow team mates)

6) Author Nzeribe ( Another no nonsence defender who doesn't take shyte from any one, even from  his coaches)

7) James Ibori ( utility winger, can als
o play as a supporting striker) . .though currently injured and receiving medical attention in the UK.

8 ) Tony Anenih ( Mr fix it, always linking the midfield with attack)

9) OBJ , Present team captain with years of experience under his belt ( Mr potent . He never misses the shot . . .ruthless in front of the goal . .  and a very cunny striker to deal with )

10) 1BB ( The most tricky of the lot . . . The all seeing and all knowing player . . . His passes are visionary . . . Defenders are always caught napping whenever he delivers his deft moves . . He is good with both feet and also contributes with loads of goal via free money sorry i meant kicks)

11) Tinubu ( The whiz on the left . .you see him coming but your are helpless . . . His skill level is awesome . . .and he is also a team leader)



More to come . . . the competition is too high for first team place . .so we are looking for ways to trim down this awesome talents