HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AT BLACK KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY


1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited kids.

2. The cake says "Happy Birthday Pookie" instead of the child's name.

3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese, but they brought their own food, cake, etc.

4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.

5. It's De'Vonte's 1st Birthday and the party food is BBQ and Daiquiris. – BRANDY THIS IS YOU,

6. Instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, they have a "Back That Thing Up" contest.

7. They don't sing Happy Birt hday ins tead everyone is chanting "Go Man Man It's Your Birthday".

8. There are twenty kids at the party but no parents (They got dropped off). !

9. The party was over at 5:00, it's 8:00 and somebody's kid is still there.

10. Instead of Loot bags, the party favors are in Zip-Lock baggies.

11. The birthday cake is Red Velvet.

12. The invitations said Pizza Party, you get there and frozen Tony's Pizza is being served.

13. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some ice.

14. The guest start arriving and the host disappears to get ready.

15. You buy some food stamps from your cousin to buy the party food.

16. You hear someone tell the birthday child " I am going to get you something next week when I get paid".

17. The party wasn't planned, the birthday child just went outside and said "Mama said I'm getting ready to have a Birthday Party, Come on".

18. The party is Saturday, you got a call on Friday ni! ght saying "I am giving Ke-Shawn a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00".

19. All the kids at the party have on new clothes that they got just for the party.

20. None of the gifts are wrapped, because the guest stopped by the store on the way to the party.

21. The gift is still in the store bag.

22. They don't serve punch, you get Kool-Aid and those store brand cheese puffs.

23. The Baby daddy, the mama's boyfriend, and the mama's ex-boyfriend (the one the kid likes so much) are all there, and the child is calling them all DADDY.

24. There's more family than friends at the party.

25. The birthday child is late to his/her own party, because last night they s pent the night over with their cousin 'nem.

26. You have the party over your sister's because she just bought a new house.

27. The cake didn't come from the store, it came from the Lady who makes good cakes.

28. You have to hold on to the plate that yo! u ate your food on to eat your cake.

29. Someone calls and says "save me some cake."

30. Guest are wrapping up cake to take to mama 'nem.

31. It's a child's party but there's a Domino game in progress.

32. The baby daddy shows up with all his Boyz and you start to fear that there will be a Drive-By.

33. The party music is coming from the trunk of someone's car.

34. The Soul Train Line and Electric Slide get started.

Bonus One:

35. You and your baby daddy get into an argument because he was supposed to chip in for the party but did not cuz he said "You get child support don't you!!!" !

A mess!!!!

heard it b4 very funny

Funny man!!!

Ohh my fxcking goodness. U couldnt be more RIGHT! lol

so I see we all black people can relate to one thing.

o my god, u are absolutely right. this is so so stereotypical. i see it all the time. even at black weddings, they always do that dance in the name of love thing, of to the left right, turn, u know what i am saying but it doesn't happen at white weddings/partys.

thats what we call uniqueness in africanism.
for real.
cheers

correct african party,

na correct one

But this is what makes the black man goes. I tell you the
white man comes to such a party and he goes
oooooohhhhhuuuuuu, cause he aint seen anything like
it and it's interesting.
But tell me what happens at the white man's party? Any
body knows? I guess not cause we aint invited.
So lets be cool with what we have.

Eastcoast:

o my god, u are absolutely right. this is so so stereotypical. i see it all the time. even at black weddings, they always do that dance in the name of love thing, of to the left right, turn, u know what i am saying but it doesn't happen at white weddings/partys.

I love the dancing @ "black" parties though, they are soooo lively!! The music, the dancing, no quibbling cos A and B turned up when they weren't invited,
The liveliest dance I 've seen at "white" weddings is the "okie pokie"

The same thing happens at white kids parties. My nephew was invited to a ChuckECheese birthday party. My sister took him and stayed to help out. Well tons of kids got dumped off and she ended up giving other kids money so they could play the games. They were only 6 year olds. Then birthday kid's mom asked her to stay until all the other kids were picked up because she had to get home. Not making this up.

That's what is called being "GHETTO FABULOUS" Some white people are ghetto fabulous too. It ain't just us.

Dauda there is no ghetto fabulous white people ther are called REDNECKS

Yeah, Funny

Odeku:

Dauda there is no ghetto fabulous white people ther are called REDNECKS

@ Odeku, thanks for the correction. REDNECK is more appropriate for white folks.

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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