as everybody de advertise one visa or the other to US, UK (even to Scotland and Wales ) na im i say make i follow advertise my own. anybody wey wan enter sudan can have a visa in less than 48hrs and for free. i'll also arrange flight tickets to darfur at subsidised rates. the flight will only have one stop. it will take off from london gatwick and fly to darfur with only a 45 minutes stopover in Baghdad. sweet ladies covered in the hijab will serve in the plane while the pilots are al-qaeda certified experts with diploma in terrorism and flight management.

fee: £215 return tickets only

Is there any way i can pass thru darfur to UK or US? i heard no visa (visa free) from darfur to UK, Europe and USA. please i will give you my number (opps phone is bad) to contact me.
contact me thru my neighbor's number at 8062340666. thanks

some people have no sense of humour

@ English1

who doesn't have a sense of humor here so far?? 

darfur!!!!!daffy daffy darfur you have started your kolomental again. who wan go ya village?

call on me and i will help with £250 , will that be enough for you to go to sudan(A place of Death)

jayon- chineke oh we wan kill person pikin. . . .Omoge can you see that?

no i never see am. i wan to go to darfur and branch to America and UK. i heard it's easy to go to america and UK thru a war zone like darfur.

abi think say you see am? abeg you go war zone oh,you say na me like you pass for NL

true. but i will stay with darfur and then branch to UK or Americah.

my dear come on jare, darfur is a great place. no mind cnn and bbc. you know those guys will never show anything positive about africa. there are great hotels and museums you'll love to visit. waiting to hear from you. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . is it not the same omoge of the "hand in there" fame . .

darfur:

my dear come on jare, darfur is a great place. no mind cnn and bbc. you know those guys will never show anything positive about africa. there are great hotels and museums you'll love to visit. waiting to hear from you. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . [size=7pt[b]]is it not the same omoge of the "hang in there" fame[/b][/size] . .

eh, i wan to go to USA and UK from darfur, can you give me visa?

omoge dear,

don't mind them. i can take you to wherever you want to go to. US, UK, just name it!

_{but, we'll have to use google earth} 

yay!!! am excited! i am going to oversea. i know i will see many flyover
is google earth aeroplane?

@Darfur,
You fit accept £189.99 for the return ticket? I no get £215.

Tats:

@Darfur,
You fit accept £189.99 for the return ticket? I no get £215.

you want a discount . . . . . .i'm not sure you've heard about stingy darfur of stingy UK. go find out my history.

Easybaby:

lol

easybaby,
i can see you are enjoying the thread. how much more enjoyment u'll get when u come to sudan. imagine. just give it a try.
by the way, i hear 2day is ya b.day. well, three stingy cheers for you.
cheers
cheers
cheers

may you see better days ahead

@ omoge

Its a magic carpet. The ride of a lifetime.

God!, I don dey believe you oh,

Let me pray for you from my mind, GOD GO PUNISH YOU, AMEN,

Abi, How you wan me go to Darfur , your mama village, God forbid!

lol,

;d ;d

this sudan man is a sicko

Honeymoon things

o boy! this darfur 4 no bad to go oh! ABI , check this out, "DARFUR VISA LOTTERY 2009"

heheheheeee darfur visa lottery 2009 hehehehehehe

at least, Nigerian players are SOCCER GODS there

Sudan,here I come

@IFYALWAYS
IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN COMING TO DARFUR, AND OVERCOME ALL THE CIRCUMSTANCE ON THE WAY, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS JUST GO AND GET OROGBO APERE META,AND OWO EYO EGBERUN LONA ADO TA, CARRY AM GO MONKEY VILLAGE FOR KENYA AND MEN YOU ARE ALREADY IN DARFUR, COS NO BULLET GO ENTER YAH BODY, INFACT NA CONFIRM ODESHI I DEY GIVE YOU SO,

Marjson

na kenya be the point of dropping the orogbo and owo eyo cos the king of monkey na him go accept the gift ,before na naija delta hin dey but he don run go kenya since last year when the military of aremu obasanjo wan invade him,

Lmao

ah very funny
i will like to visit darfur and iraq
book a place for me pls