One day an ibo man and one
hausa man wan rob 1 hauz,
As dem enter d compound , d
owner of d hauz dy 4 parlor
dy watch movie ,
D ibo bring sense make dem go through d roof,
d ibo man first enter nd was
going suddenly the man
heard d noise and shout
Who is dat!!!!! who is
dea!!!! , d ibo man knw no wetin im go do so im start to
act like cat
~miaw, miaaw , miaaw , D
man sighied and said just cat
nd sit down back ,
D hausa man enter too nd was also going suddenly the man
heard another noise and
shout again
Who is dat!!!!! who is
dea!!!! , Who is dat!!!!!
who is dea!!!! , d hausa man no knw waitin im go talk
so im come shout
~~oka na d second cat nw.

A semi-literate girl writes to
her boyfriend:
Dear my dearest
This is your girlfriend calling.
Before i go
on,how is your air condition? You do something i dont like
at all. You take
another girlfriend & it pains
me. The first time you see me
you say i beautiful
than all the girls in your town but i hear
people say you say i no
beautiful.
If I no beautiful, I wont say
anything. I will
give all to God. Even when it is raining you
pass through the rain and
come & stand by my window
place & call me, and you think
what you have done if i throw
you medicine it wont hit you? It will hit you,
only that i am
christianity so i wont throw
you. Now i get
new boyfriend and he do
work in an aeroplane. You say i no
beautiful, I and you who are
beautiful>??.Your face like a
goat.
Because of what you have
done God will beat you with a stick. When you
come to our yard
i will show u wise.
Your faithfool,
Hapiness.

nice

always @ ur service

Av seen d 2nd joke more dan 2ice in this section.
but d 1st 1 is cool.

cool

but try harder and beat my imagination!

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