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This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 2:51pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going. Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I slapped March----------I karate hit April------------I licked May------------I jumped on June-----------I smelled July------------I did the unthinkable With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------someone's groin 2-------a monster 3-------a doll 4-------a fork 5-------a madman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend 10-------my neighbour 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------Obama 14-------a furry animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pig 17-------my pet 18-------a spoon 19------- a pestle 20-------a baby 21-------a ninja 22-------D'banj/Omotola 23-------a turkey 24-------a monkey 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------Godzilla 29-------my pastor 30-------a homeless guy/babe 31-------a policeman/woman What is the last number of the year you were born: 1--------- In the toilet 2 --------- in my room 3 --------- In a bus 4 --------- Under the bed 5 --------- while riding a Motorcycle 6 --------- while watching a movie 7 --------- in an elevator 8---------- at the dinner table 9 -------- In line at the bank 0 -------- in my bathroom Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I want to make you scream Black---------because that's how I spend my free times Pink-----------because I'm NOT happy. Red-----------because the voices in my head told me to. Blue-----------because I'm daring and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because my role model did the same. Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 naira Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can. Other----------because I'm a spy! None----------because I can't control myself! Now, let's start! Lol! I'll go first I did the unthinkable with someone's groin while watching a movie because I wanted to make you scream. Lol! 1 Like |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by sutoboy(m): 4:23pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
we no dey do copy and paste for here |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Kuulnomsy(m): 4:49pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
Larry-Sun: Larry-Sun:for the poster |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by bunmioguns(m): 5:15pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
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Re: This Is Hilarious! by bingbagbo(m): 5:56pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
VERY VERY VERY FUNNY |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 5:16pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Kuulnomsy: You're welcome. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Tsmooth1(m): 6:34pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
kpari(bald)-sun. They is something missing, what of if ur last number of date of birth is 0? |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 8:06pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
T-smooth: LOL! What makes you think I'm bald? Anyway, there's nothing missing in the post. Check it again. Except of course, you're the one with a definite tonsure. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Horlawoomey(m): 1:36pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
I did the unthinkable with a pestle in line at a bank cos dats how i spend my free time. The joke is for people with gud IQ 1 Like |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Kslib(m): 1:54pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
I did the unthinkable with a madman in a bus because i am a spy. Haha.. GOD forbid!! 1 Like |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 2:48pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Kslib: I did the unthinkable with a madman in a bus because i am a spy. Let me guess! You blew a madman! |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by ITbomb(m): 5:42pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
I sang to my neighbor in a bus because I am daring and I do what I want. Not bad. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
I yelled at my mobile phone in an elevator cos dats how i spend my free times. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
sutoboy: we no dey do copy and paste for here Kuulnomsy: bunmioguns: T-smooth: bin gbagbo: VERY VERY VERY FUNNYwhats wrong wiv all of you?? Why u want to dey spoil fun nah?! Post yours joor and stop derailin dis thread. 1 Like |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 12:03am On Jul 01, 2012 |
i sang to a homesless babe in the toilet because i can't control myself |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 12:43am On Jul 01, 2012 |
booqee: I yelled at my mobile phone in an elevator cos dats how i spend my free times. I'd really enjoy watching you do that. LOL! |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 12:45am On Jul 01, 2012 |
bashy_demy: i sang to a homesless babe in the toilet because i can't control myself It was when you found a homeless lady that you remembered to become a serenade? Interesting. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Lagusta(m): 3:05pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
I karate hit obama at the dinner table because I was given 1,000,000 naira |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
I kicked a spoon in a bus because that is how i spend my free time. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 9:13am On Jul 02, 2012 |
I kicked a monkey in my room because i am daring and i do what i want. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 9:26am On Jul 02, 2012 |
booqee: I yelled at my mobile phone in an elevator cos dats how i spend my free times. Name : Booqee AKA Boobsqee Surname: Olakankpo Date of birth: 7th Nov. 1987 sex: Female Colour of top: Black Height : 5.2 FT weight: 77kg Relationship: It's complicated Tribe : Yoruba Level of Edu: 200 level School: Ogun state uni Course: Marketing |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: bushpig! |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 8:56pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: Are you stalking her or what? |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 9:02pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Lagusta: I karate hit obama at the dinner table because I was given 1,000,000 naira And you think 1million naira would be enough for your bail. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 9:04pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Eveluv: I kicked a spoon in a bus because that is how i spend my free time. You're so very weird! |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 9:08pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: What was the monkey doing in your room in the first place? |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Larry-Sun:abeg help me ask d goat oh! Mtcheww |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 4:45am On Jul 05, 2012 |
booqee: abeg help me ask d goat oh! Mtcheww Booqee, the insult is too much. Take it easy with him. This thread is meant for fun. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by larride(m): 7:58am On Jul 05, 2012 |
I had lunch with a homeless babe in my bathroom because I'm AWESOME |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:10am On Jul 05, 2012 |
booqee: Domestic Pig! Boobsqee.... Atleast i scored 7/12 which is above average. |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:12am On Jul 05, 2012 |
Larry-Sun: I don't know oooooo. I wonder wetin carry monkey enter my own na... |
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:15am On Jul 05, 2012 |
Larry-Sun: I know booqee real life na..... But she will never know me nomatter how she tries. |
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