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This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 2:51pm On Feb 02, 2012
This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going.
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I slapped
March----------I karate hit
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the unthinkable With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------someone's groin
2-------a monster
3-------a doll
4-------a fork
5-------a madman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------Obama
14-------a furry animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pig
17-------my pet
18-------a spoon
19------- a pestle
20-------a baby
21-------a ninja
22-------D'banj/Omotola
23-------a turkey
24-------a monkey
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------Godzilla
29-------my pastor
30-------a homeless guy/babe
31-------a policeman/woman
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In the toilet
2 --------- in my room
3 --------- In a bus
4 --------- Under the bed
5 --------- while riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- while watching a movie
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in my bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I want to make you scream
Black---------because that's how I spend my free times
Pink-----------because I'm NOT happy.
Red-----------because the voices in my head told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm daring and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because my role model did the same.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 naira
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a spy!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now, let's start!
Lol! I'll go firstsmiley

I did the unthinkable with someone's groin while watching a movie because I wanted to make you scream. Lol!

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Re: This Is Hilarious! by sutoboy(m): 4:23pm On Feb 02, 2012
we no dey do copy and paste for here
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Kuulnomsy(m): 4:49pm On Feb 02, 2012
Larry-Sun:

This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going.
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I slapped
March----------I karate hit
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the unthinkable With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------someone's groin
2-------a monster
3-------a doll
4-------a fork
5-------a madman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------Obama
14-------a furry animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pig
17-------your pet
18-------a spoon
19------- a pestle
20-------a baby
21-------a ninja
22-------D'banj/Omotola
23-------a turkey
24-------a monkey
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------Godzilla
29-------my pastor
30-------a homeless guy/babe
31-------a policeman/woman
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In the toilet
2 --------- in my room
3 --------- In a bus
4 --------- Under the bed
5 --------- while riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- while watching a movie
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in my bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I want to make you scream
Black---------because that's how I spend my free times
Pink-----------because I'm NOT happy.
Red-----------because the voices in my head told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm daring and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because my role model did the same.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 naira
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm silly anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a spy!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now, let's start!3 minutes ago · Like · RemoveDamilola OlanrewajuLol! I'll go firstsmileyI did the unthinkable with someone's groin while watching a movie because I wanted to make you scream. Lol!
Larry-Sun:

This is hilarious!!!! Please Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going.
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I slapped
March----------I karate hit
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the unthinkable With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------someone's groin
2-------a monster
3-------a doll
4-------a fork
5-------a madman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------Obama
14-------a furry animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pig
17-------your pet
18-------a spoon
19------- a pestle
20-------a baby
21-------a ninja
22-------D'banj/Omotola
23-------a turkey
24-------a monkey
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------Godzilla
29-------my pastor
30-------a homeless guy/babe
31-------a policeman/woman
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In the toilet
2 --------- in my room
3 --------- In a bus
4 --------- Under the bed
5 --------- while riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- while watching a movie
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in my bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I want to make you scream
Black---------because that's how I spend my free times
Pink-----------because I'm NOT happy.
Red-----------because the voices in my head told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm daring and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because my role model did the same.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 naira
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm silly anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a spy!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now, let's start!3 minutes ago · Like · RemoveDamilola OlanrewajuLol! I'll go firstsmileyI did the unthinkable with someone's groin while watching a movie because I wanted to make you scream. Lol!
cry cry cry cry for the poster
Re: This Is Hilarious! by bunmioguns(m): 5:15pm On Feb 02, 2012
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Re: This Is Hilarious! by bingbagbo(m): 5:56pm On Feb 02, 2012
VERY VERY VERY FUNNY cry cry embarassed angry
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 5:16pm On Jun 29, 2012
Kuulnomsy:
cry cry cry cry for the poster

You're welcome.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Tsmooth1(m): 6:34pm On Jun 29, 2012
kpari(bald)-sun. They is something missing, what of if ur last number of date of birth is 0?
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 8:06pm On Jun 29, 2012
T-smooth:
kpari(bald)-sun. They is something missing, what of if ur last number of date of birth is 0?

LOL! What makes you think I'm bald?
Anyway, there's nothing missing in the post. Check it again. Except of course, you're the one with a definite tonsure.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Horlawoomey(m): 1:36pm On Jun 30, 2012
I did the unthinkable with a pestle in line at a bank cos dats how i spend my free time. The joke is for people with gud IQ

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Re: This Is Hilarious! by Kslib(m): 1:54pm On Jun 30, 2012
I did the unthinkable with a madman in a bus because i am a spy.
Haha.. GOD forbid!!

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Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 2:48pm On Jun 30, 2012
Kslib: I did the unthinkable with a madman in a bus because i am a spy.
Haha.. GOD forbid!!

Let me guess! You blew a madman!
Re: This Is Hilarious! by ITbomb(m): 5:42pm On Jun 30, 2012
I sang to my neighbor in a bus because I am daring and I do what I want.
Not bad.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jun 30, 2012
I yelled at my mobile phone in an elevator cos dats how i spend my free times.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jun 30, 2012
sutoboy: we no dey do copy and paste for here
Kuulnomsy:
cry cry cry cry for the poster
bunmioguns: grin
T-smooth:
kpari(bald)-sun. They is something missing, what of if ur last number of date of birth is 0?
bin gbagbo: VERY VERY VERY FUNNY cry cry embarassed angry
whats wrong wiv all of you?? Why u want to dey spoil fun nah?!
Post yours joor and stop derailin dis thread.

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Re: This Is Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 12:03am On Jul 01, 2012
i sang to a homesless babe in the toilet because i can't control myself
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 12:43am On Jul 01, 2012
booqee: I yelled at my mobile phone in an elevator cos dats how i spend my free times.

I'd really enjoy watching you do that. LOL!
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 12:45am On Jul 01, 2012
bashy_demy: i sang to a homesless babe in the toilet because i can't control myself

It was when you found a homeless lady that you remembered to become a serenade? Interesting.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Lagusta(m): 3:05pm On Jul 01, 2012
I karate hit obama at the dinner table because I was given 1,000,000 naira
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jul 01, 2012
I kicked a spoon in a bus because that is how i spend my free time.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 9:13am On Jul 02, 2012
I kicked a monkey in my room because i am daring and i do what i want.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 9:26am On Jul 02, 2012
booqee: I yelled at my mobile phone in an elevator cos dats how i spend my free times.

Name : Booqee AKA Boobsqee
Surname: Olakankpo
Date of birth: 7th Nov. 1987
sex: Female
Colour of top: Black
Height : 5.2 FT
weight: 77kg
Relationship: It's complicated
Tribe : Yoruba
Level of Edu: 200 level
School: Ogun state uni
Course: Marketing
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jul 04, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Name : Booqee AKA Boobsqee- right
Surname: Olakankpo- wrong
Date of birth: 7th Nov. 1987:- right
sex: Female- right
Colour of top: Black-mumu won't i change cloths?! undecided
Height : 5.2 FT-probably
weight: 77kg- absolutely wrong!
Relationship: It's complicated- wrong
Tribe : Yoruba- right
Level of Edu: 200 level- kai! Pls don't curse me. angry angry I reject backwardness IJN! na final year.
School: Olabisi onabanjo university- right
Course: Marketing-wrong its political science






bushpig! angry undecided
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 8:56pm On Jul 04, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Name : Booqee AKA Boobsqee
Surname: Olakankpo
Date of birth: 7th Nov. 1987
sex: Female
Colour of top: Black
Height : 5.2 FT
weight: 77kg
Relationship: It's complicated
Tribe : Yoruba
Level of Edu: 200 level
School: Ogun state uni
Course: Marketing

Are you stalking her or what?
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 9:02pm On Jul 04, 2012
Lagusta: I karate hit obama at the dinner table because I was given 1,000,000 naira

And you think 1million naira would be enough for your bail.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 9:04pm On Jul 04, 2012
Eveluv: I kicked a spoon in a bus because that is how i spend my free time.

You're so very weird!
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 9:08pm On Jul 04, 2012
MOGUL.O:
I kicked a monkey in my room because i am daring and i do what i want.

What was the monkey doing in your room in the first place?
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jul 04, 2012
Larry-Sun:


Are you stalking her or what?
abeg help me ask d goat oh! Mtcheww
Re: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(m): 4:45am On Jul 05, 2012
booqee: abeg help me ask d goat oh! Mtcheww

Booqee, the insult is too much. Take it easy with him. This thread is meant for fun.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by larride(m): 7:58am On Jul 05, 2012
I had lunch with a homeless babe in my bathroom because I'm AWESOME
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:10am On Jul 05, 2012
booqee:






bushpig! angry undecided


Domestic Pig! Boobsqee.... Atleast i scored 7/12 which is above average.
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:12am On Jul 05, 2012
Larry-Sun:


What was the monkey doing in your room in the first place?



I don't know oooooo. I wonder wetin carry monkey enter my own na...
Re: This Is Hilarious! by Nobody: 8:15am On Jul 05, 2012
Larry-Sun:


Are you stalking her or what?


I know booqee real life na.....

But she will never know me nomatter how she tries.

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