NIGERIA’s six arms of government — executive, legislature, cabals, protesters, judiciary and terrorists — have been engaged in a weekly battle for supremacy over which arm would dominate the news headlines. At the turn of the New Year, the executive gained the upper hand when they removed the subsidy on fuel. Reports say this made President Jonathan very proud and happy butit was to be short-lived as the protesters arm took over the next week, and even gained international media attention. The jealousy from the other arms was palpable. Next to make the news was the terrorists arm in Kano, then the legislators through the house probe panel in which the cabal arm made guest appearances. Last week was the judiciary week as the angry courts deposed the Obong of Calabar, remanded the Edo Attorney General in prison custody for four days, sentenced Hamza Al-Mustapha to death, ended the tenures of five governors and acquitted ex-speaker Bankole and his deputy. As the strategy sessions continue and a new week begins, the question on the lips of all Nigerians is which arm would seize the momentum this week? Actually we would soon have the seventh arm (biafranist).

long live the peoples republic of biafra

Ozegbe:

NIGERIA’s six arms of government — executive, legislature, cabals, protesters, judiciary and terrorists — have been engaged in a weekly battle for supremacy over which arm would dominate the news headlines.

Actually we would soon have the seventh arm (biafranist).

This breakdown is incomplete, Ozegbe, since you have neglected to mention the Armed Robbery Federation of Nigeria, comprising the civilian and uniformed chapters, who all assume full constitutional powers during hours of darkness. Also the Kidnappers and Human Organ-Harvesters Union must not be forgotten, since they patiently wait, scalpels poised, at the final stop for many an unwitting Nigerian organ-donor.

Last but certainly not the least, Nigeria's Money-Laundering Miracle Pastors Guild deserves an honorable mention, since the holy MEMBERS of that exalted class own the largest fleet of corporate luxury jets from the desert to the sea, and all of sunny Nigeria, while assisting Nigerian politicians to SPIRIT embezzled public funds to Dubai, in the name of Jeeeeesus, Amen !     

All told, therefore, there exist TEN arms of government currently vying for supremacy and political relevance in contemporary Nigeria.

Which is the most powerful and recognized?

What about the Nigerian Internet Ninjas (NINJAS)?

lol

what about cyber activist?

CliffsNotes (Competing Arms of Government )

1. Executive
2. Legislature
3. Judiciary
4. Cabals
5. Protesters
    5(a). Nigerian Internet Ninjas (NINJAS)
    5(b). Cyber Activist
6. Terrorists
7. Armed Robbery Federation of Nigeria
8. Money-Laundering Miracle Pastors Guild
9. Kidnappers and Human Organ-Harvesters Union
10. Biafranist?

maclatunji:

What about the Nigerian Internet Ninjas (NINJAS)?

true face of islam :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOIbgd5qcrg&feature=related

IBB, OBJ and GEJ were set to face a firing squad. IBB was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and He jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

OBJ was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Baba pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given he yelled out, "Boko Haram, Again the squad fell apart and Baba slipped over the wall.

The last person, GEJ was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

na h wah oo

Funny but kind of true.

@ranks007 by the end of february we will find out the supreme

Boko haram seems to be the strongest arm of government with the armed robbbery parastatal coming a close second

By end of feb. We everything in 9ja will be good overnight. Courtesy G.O Redeem. Crossed fingers!

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Ozegbe:

NIGERIA’s six arms of government — executive, legislature, cabals, protesters, judiciary and terrorists — have been engaged in a weekly battle for supremacy over which arm would dominate the news headlines. At the turn of the New Year, the executive gained the upper hand when they removed the subsidy on fuel. Reports say this made President Jonathan very proud and happy but it was to be short-lived as the protesters arm took over the next week, and even gained international media attention. The jealousy from the other arms was palpable. Next to make the news was the terrorists arm in Kano, then the legislators through the house probe panel in which the cabal arm made guest appearances. Last week was the judiciary week as the angry courts deposed the Obong of Calabar, remanded the Edo Attorney General in prison custody for four days, sentenced Hamza Al-Mustapha to death, ended the tenures of five governors and acquitted ex-speaker Bankole and his deputy. As the strategy sessions continue and a new week begins, the question on the lips of all Nigerians is which arm would seize the momentum this week? Actually we would soon have the seventh arm (biafranist).

lol
@ OP, good creative reasoning.

Funny

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Indeed we have six arms of Govt