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True Life Story! Hahahaha by Nobody: 7:19pm On Feb 12, 2012
Because of unconfirmed stealing,

A 53-year-old woman, went berserk and stripped an 18-year-old sales boy and beat him to pulp by pulling and squeezing his genitals until they turned livid.

According to a source close to the victim, the woman stripped the boy after subjecting him to severe beatings and began to pull his manhood until it was bruised. Meanwhile, any attempt by the boy to use his hands to cover his p.enis to assuage his pains and to prevent the woman from further pulling it attracted a bite from her.


what a world!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by ARareGem(f): 7:20pm On Feb 12, 2012
Hmmn. . .
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by Nobody: 7:21pm On Feb 12, 2012
^^^ hmmnn. . . . . .

how come she overpowered him? undecided embarassed



grin grin grin
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by ARareGem(f): 7:24pm On Feb 12, 2012
otooro:

^^^ hmmnn. . . . . .

how come she overpowered him? undecided embarassed



grin grin grin

You tell me. tongue
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by dani1luv: 7:29pm On Feb 12, 2012
What a Joke
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 12, 2012
^^^ very hott joke, my mod! grin grin grin
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by oderemo(m): 9:51pm On Feb 12, 2012
oto.ororo, whats all this bull now.
u dey fall hand oh;
projan go dey laff at u now.
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by Nobody: 9:55pm On Feb 12, 2012
^^^ projan is currently holding a meeting on how to bring me onboard,
but, i'm way beyond their reach! tongue

*swaggerz off* wink
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by mikuz(m): 10:44pm On Feb 12, 2012
Araregem
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by bunmioguns(m): 11:20pm On Feb 12, 2012
*spraying the thread with insecticide*
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by sutoboy(m): 11:22pm On Feb 12, 2012
spray am well
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by mikuz(m): 11:23pm On Feb 12, 2012
make that thing no smell reach me and Araregem o.
You wan show us say una get Raid for house.
Mtchew
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by sutoboy(m): 11:24pm On Feb 12, 2012
no bi raid e dey use na Mobil!
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by mikuz(m): 11:28pm On Feb 12, 2012
na lie.
Who dash am?
Bunmi no fit afford Mobil!
Hmm . . See the way em come dey spray the thing sef.
E be like say na em first time to use Raid be this.
Village boy.
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by bunmioguns(m): 11:29pm On Feb 12, 2012
sutoboy:

spray am well

I go spray am well jare cos it seem as if d mosquitoes on top dis thread too much or dem no bite u  undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

mikuz:

make that thing no smell reach me and Araregem o.
You wan show us say una get Raid for house.
Mtchew

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue. . . see i don carry my araregem comot frm thread before spraying
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by sutoboy(m): 11:30pm On Feb 12, 2012
lol, na so projan dey do now!
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by bunmioguns(m): 11:34pm On Feb 12, 2012
sutoboy:

no bi raid e dey use na Mobil!

grin grin grin grin grin grin no mind am, him dey think say na only raid dey ni

mikuz:

na lie.
Who dash am?
Bunmi no fit afford Mobil!
Hmm . . See the way em come dey spray the thing sef.
E be like say na em first time to use Raid be this.
Village boy.

*spraying it in his mouth*. . .see as he dey perceive d odour sef as if d thing sef na perf. . . ghetto pikin
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by mikuz(m): 11:34pm On Feb 12, 2012
Araregem dey two?
No be she i dey tap current from so?
You blind?
Maybe na that chick wey get 4 o'clock eye dem dey call Id you drag comot so o.
I pity you.
Old man!
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by sutoboy(m): 11:36pm On Feb 12, 2012
no fyt oh!
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by bunmioguns(m): 11:37pm On Feb 12, 2012
sutoboy:

lol, na so projan dey do now!

hey sutoboy ghettoboy, thou shalt nt call d Projan name in vain  angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by sutoboy(m): 11:39pm On Feb 12, 2012
you sick no bi small!

projan cso like u dey talk!
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by bunmioguns(m): 11:40pm On Feb 12, 2012
mikuz:

Araregem dey two?
No be she i dey tap current from so?
You blind?
Maybe na that chick wey get 4 o'clock eye dem dey call Id you drag comot so o.
I pity you.
Old man!

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy, badosky . . . .tuale. . .na my forerunner be dt, if nt for her, I wld nt av been engaged wit Araregem  tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by sutoboy(m): 11:43pm On Feb 12, 2012
ish!!!!


e dey ur body!

Ashewo
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by mikuz(m): 11:49pm On Feb 12, 2012
Bunmi na so ya brain go dey deceive you.
Anytime i dey with her you go dey think say na you. If i kiss her now,you go think say na you dey kiss her.
Na wa o,
your brain dey decode to you say you be me where Araregem is involved.
Wonders!
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by ARareGem(f): 11:53pm On Feb 12, 2012
Na wa o. Na me dem dey discuss like this?
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by mikuz(m): 11:58pm On Feb 12, 2012
your head don dey swell.
Oya come and sit on my laps jare.
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by sutoboy(m): 11:58pm On Feb 12, 2012
you be slowpokemoon now
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by Nobody: 2:45pm On Feb 13, 2012
what's all this bullshit on my thread!!!!!! angry
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by skales(m): 2:54pm On Feb 13, 2012
Op bro

Weldone,  I'm proud of u

Joke rating 10/10

Up NJPC  grin



Araregem don fall in love with NJPC guys

Good News
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by Nobody: 3:04pm On Feb 13, 2012
tnx scales. . . . . . U too much!
But i no join ur gang npjc!
grin
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by skales(m): 3:10pm On Feb 13, 2012
I promise u two clean babes for valentine if u join NJPC

One of them is from Enugu , The other surulere
Re: True Life Story! Hahahaha by bunmioguns(m): 5:05pm On Feb 13, 2012
skales:

I promise u two clean babes for valentine if u join NJPC

One of them is from Enugu , The other surulere





grin grin grin grin grin grin cos u no say Otooro na women wrapper, so u wan take dt one catch am abi. . sad sad sad sad sad. .dt one no go work. . .he is already in Projan tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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