Abeg make una join me cabash with the following prayer points for a wonderful valentines day oh

1) Anybody tryin to hug my partner seductively, catch fire.
2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps or she is planning it, be unseated by fire.
3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from my partner, somersault and die.
4) Any strange woman/man that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire.
5) Anyone sending romantic text message to my partner, be struck with romantism.
6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire.
7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire
Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my partner in d office, hotel or house on d 14th, be electrocuted.

I can't stop laughing my sister. If na this kind prayer mfm dey really pray, am sorry to call them Christians.

poster, when will you change?

tru my i will pray it so i dont praaaaaaaaaaay later

Acidosis:

poster, when will you change?

hey have a good laugh.

. . .always trying to give churches and MOG bad name. REPENT!

FXKing2012:

. . .always trying to give churches and MOG bad name. REPENT!

oh oh hypocrite! even your fellow christians will view you in the same light considering that tithing thread you opened remember?

diluminati:

oh oh hypocrite! even your fellow christians will view you in the same light considering that tithing thread you opened remember?

What is so hypocritical in that some of us believe tithes apply today and others dont. The important thing is we all belong to the church of Christ. Question is where do u belong?

eh eh where do i belong? what a question.

Yes cos u are obviously out to attack Christians, churches and MOG. So again, where do u belong?

Jokes aside I wonder why some alleged Christians pray for the untimely death of others - isn't that indirect murder? After all the scriptures say that whatever is imagined in the heart qualifies as a sin committed whether executed or not so if one genuinely hopes to see the gruesome end of another individual, biblically speaking is such a person thus a murderer?

emöfine:

Jokes aside I wonder why some alleged Christians pray for the untimely death of others - isn't that indirect murder? After all the scriptures say that whatever is imagined in the heart qualifies as a sin committed whether executed or not so if one genuinely hopes to see the gruesome end of another individual, biblically speaking is such a person thus a murderer?

But this hypocrite fxking doesnt see anything in it. praying for another human being to die is ok with him. he is even the dude that said its ok for pastors to curse other people to die. what a christian!

diluminati:

But this hypocrite fxking doesnt see anything in it. praying for another human being to die is ok with him. he is even the dude that said its ok for pastors to curse other people to die. what a christian!

Why would u distort facts to suit your purpose? This is really uncalled for! Never accuse a Christian falsely cos u will be made to answer for it.

FXKing2012:

Why would u distort facts to suit your purpose? This is really uncalled for! Never accuse a Christian falsely cos u will be made to answer for it.

what is uncalled for about my claim? I am right now coz you the one saying its right ofedepo should curse people to die and go crazy. If you support your pastor then you believe in that doctrine and so you uphold it. what the 4ck are you saying then?

Poster where did u get these so-called prayer points from? It is a joke becos no true Christian will pray these kind of prayer,and it is prolly an ignorant fanatic who compiled this "prayer points". That also dosen't mean u have to call the PPs "MFM Prayer points" becos no true MFM member will sanction this, so get ur facts right and stop spewing falsehood

Ishilove:

Poster where did u get these so-called prayer points from? It is a joke becos no true Christian will pray these kind of prayer,and it is prolly an ignorant fanatic who compiled this "prayer points". That also dosen't mean u have to call the PPs "MFM Prayer points" becos no true MFM member will sanction this, so get ur facts right and stop spewing falsehood

Thank you very much. She keeps spreading falsehood about Christians and churches. I wonder what her mission is?

The Lord will deliver you from ignorance.

I attend MFM but I still laughed at the OP's prayers - hilarious

May God forgive you Amen.