help help help! can u imagine? i saw this very beautiful babe @ the cinema yesterday, i couldn’t resist her beauty, so i summoned courage and walked up to her, as i started yarning, na so the babe begin laugh o , the next thing she said was; im sorry but this is 2007 and not 70’s, so please try another tactics, goodbye… i think i am kind of old fashioned in the whole toasting thing,please i need an advice… please whats the latest lyrics/rymes or ways for toasting babes of these days?? i go compensate the person wey get the most effective lyrics

lmao, .
una no go kill me with laugh.

lol, Very funny,

Please, what did you say to her?I guess you need my grand pa to teach you all about that,

exactly, why not tell us wat u told her or how u went about to toast her.

were u like " oh baby, u wanna be my baby"??

Busta:

exactly, why not tell us what u told her or how u went about to toast her.

were u like " oh baby, u want to be my baby"??

I'm sure he tried the 'Ifeoma stylee'

'Ifeoma, Ifeoma, Ifeoma, I wanna marry you, gimme ya love, gimme ya loooove!'

Lol

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really wanna know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel cos i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Pls baby i really wanna be ur man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. pls what did i say wrong? U people are not helping matters cos u are not giving me any latest lyrics,

lick_69:

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,

lol thats the most wacked up pick up line i have ever heard, lol wats with the oh baby and uncompleted benz, oh boy ur line dates back to the 1920's not 70's, why don't u try getting to know her like talking about stuff like the movie she saw in the cinema, ask for her name what she does and listen to pick up interesting info about her instead of making useless promises,
na u say u go buy her things she can't even pronounce, hope say u even fit buy things she fit pronounce, e.g recharge card.

. . .lol

hahahah, bros abeg come make i brush u up!

Oga what's the meaning of that 

This is very interesting; which one come be uncompleted Mercedes Benz? You wan buy her wetin? Na you spoil show. Take it easy and don't ever plan what you will say. Start a chat up with something in the environment which you perceive will catch her fancy and never try to throw your money up in her face.

Guy, am in the same mood like you, right now too my own styles too,has pass me by i pray God gimmie more styles , lol

This topic is so funny, cant stop laffing here.
ok, guys be honest, at least he is bold enough to come on here, so give him some honest advise,

lick_69:

well, simple,  i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man.,  the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,  

this not even 1920's style but but 16thcentury mode.

Follow what  ima1 said, its a better way
try knowing her first not all those nonsense,
Did you think you were acting a film ?

Not a regular here.

I always imagine what I will sound like on my first day. I know one thing for sure Nerds and Geeks always gets the best girls . So I don't have problems yet.

mdsocks:

Did you think you were acting a film ?

another Nollywood star is born!

i laughed till tears rolled down my eyes. what!
i still cant beleive anyone still uses lines / lyrics to "toast" babe these days.
you must be living in the last century. what? oh my dayz. cant stop laughing.

LOL.
I think what you mean by uncompleted benz is a convertible benz.The first lesson for you is to endeavour to say things the way they are.Second lesson here is that you shouldnt keep going on and on like a blaber.You kept going on that you even forgot to ask her name.Third lesson and most important,dont boast,let her observe for herself.

Keep with reality not fantasy, like you would buy her a flying Jeep

you can follow these
Don't fidget, look her straight in the face(make eye contact)
talk about how the day as been or what you just watched,
Is she still schooling,what university , Talk about the good /bad about the university and lots more
Just make it interactive, (you must make her contribute) by posing questions that would make her reply,

Please baby i really want to be your man

Don't ask straight away that you wanna be her man, just friends

Guys pls help me out, add more for the guy

@ poster,

if you've listened to dj jimmy's album 'DA DEFINITION' ,you should be able to know the rhymes,lyrics and stylee to use  

or better still, register for my online babe toasting course N2500 registeration fee and i will give you the latest lines that make anything female (humans only) swoon

remember N2500 will give you lasting love, think about it

mdsocks:

this not even 1920's style but but 16thcentury mode.

Follow what  ima1 said, its a better way
try knowing her first not all those nonsense,
Did you think you were acting a film ?

This na advice?   You think say na arrangee marriage dem dey do? The guy said he saw her at the cinema. Wetin he for take get to know am first? Google?

My only surprise is that the girl was patient enough to wait for the guy to finish im lecture. I suppose she was dying to cut him with that put down so it was worth it.

My guy (Poster), that kind P Diddy rap was crass when it was fresh so feel free to retire it O.

Only on NLD

Cyclone5:

This na advice?   You think say na arrangee marriage them dey do? The guy said he saw her at the cinema. Wetin he for take get to know am first? Google?

My only surprise is that the girl was patient enough to wait for the guy to finish im lecture. I suppose she was dying to cut him with that put down so it was worth it.

My guy (Poster), that kind P Diddy rap was crass when it was fresh so feel free to retire it O.

@Cyclone5

do you think naija is like the UK, why must you rap like Musicians to get babes  

this guy don break my ribs! haba!

lick_69:

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,

ok, this is one funny shit, couldn't help laughing, lmao

@ all
Come guys, diz guy story na yawa. Nothing but a joke.
 Nobi only uncompleted Benz, na 12 doors golf.
lol,
I trust guys in the house, dem go teach u wella

one more reason to laugh up at nairaland.

hahaha. You saw her at the Cinema(probably siverbird or the palms). And you still told her you ll take her places she has only seen on tv? come on dude!

In this present times, anything seen on tv is not hard to get or visit.

Anyways try and remember next time that a girl is not some kind of delicacy that u have to qualify with delicious and tantalizing.

I think you have been listening to too much of that Fat guy that calls himself Big LO, the one that collabs with 2shots .

He spits out wacky lyrics just like the one u used here.

This is funny!

i never knew winning over a lady requires a style . . . or perhaps lyrics. lol

Hey Man, there is a 80% probability that I am not as old as u are but i can tell that all u said there was bullshit, i mean she has every reason reason to laugh bocs u gave her the reason to laugh, well, next time man, always b careful with her mood, walk up to her, ok for instance at the galleria, ask he if she enjoyed the film, what she thinks abt the film, tell her abt what u think abt the film and then switch into the facts of knowing her, u know like what she does, is it the first time she is coming to see a movie and u know questions come up and on and on and on

see ya man and gudluck to the next person

thanks alot people, i sure feel so much better with ur advices. I think after surviving this, i should right a book bout it sometimes in the near future. keep the advice coming, ciao