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John Darling! by Dariye(m): 8:19am On Feb 20, 2012
The manager of a large office asked a
new employee to come into his office.
"What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked. "John," the
new guy replied. The manager
scowled. "Look, I don't know what
kind of a namby-pamby place you
worked at before, but I don't call
anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a
breakdown in authority," he said. "I
refer to my employees by their last
name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's
all. Now that we got that straight, what
is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is
John Darling." The manager said,
"Okay, John, the next thing I want to
tell you, "
Re: John Darling! by mikuz(m): 8:27am On Feb 20, 2012
whats this? A joke?
Re: John Darling! by ARareGem(f): 8:46am On Feb 20, 2012
Ehen, ? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: John Darling! by ekeroyal(m): 8:49am On Feb 20, 2012
Re: John Darling! by Nobody: 9:49am On Feb 20, 2012
Dariye:

The manager of a large office asked a
new employee to come into his office.
"What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked. "John," the
new guy replied. The manager
scowled. "Look, I don't know what
kind of a namby-pamby place you
worked at before, but I don't call
anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a
breakdown in authority," he said. "I
refer to my employees by their last
name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's
all. Now that we got that straight, what
is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is
John Darling." The manager said,
"Okay, John, the next thing I want to
tell you, "




NAWA OOOOO!!!!! still searching for the JOKE, where is it?

Re: John Darling! by ekeroyal(m): 10:23am On Feb 20, 2012
MOGUL.O:


^^
Search no more, here's the joke grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: John Darling! by Dariye(m): 2:23am On Feb 21, 2012
u all have no sense of humour. As una don tey 4 here reach, una still dey find who go interprete this kind joke 4 una. Mtcheew
Even my 12yrs old cousin laughed on hearing this joke. Oshi angry
Re: John Darling! by ekeroyal(m): 7:18am On Feb 21, 2012
^^Now this is another joke cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: John Darling! by lawrenzoo: 9:07am On Feb 21, 2012
Which comedy show u go wey dem tell u say dis na joke?
Re: John Darling! by mikuz(m): 11:25am On Feb 21, 2012
Araregem
Re: John Darling! by kodylicky(f): 1:48pm On Feb 21, 2012
funny sha cheesy
Re: John Darling! by Dariye(m): 1:55pm On Feb 24, 2012
post, u all will not, but like to criticize. angry
Re: John Darling! by booqee(f): 8:24pm On Feb 24, 2012
D joke seemed funny when i started reading it, infact i was enjoying it. Buh when i got to d end, i was like 'huh' undecided bad ending. . .u see. datsit.
Re: John Darling! by swtchicgurl: 9:32pm On Feb 24, 2012
*yawns*
Re: John Darling! by Dariye(m): 11:08am On Feb 25, 2012
swtchicgurl:

*yawns*
R u feeling sleepy or hungry?
Re: John Darling! by DONkollione(m): 1:05pm On Feb 25, 2012
super joke e toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. mbok.
Re: John Darling! by swtchicgurl: 1:48pm On Feb 25, 2012
Dariye:

R u feeling sleepy or hungry?

no. why d concern? undecided
Re: John Darling! by Dariye(m): 9:48pm On Feb 25, 2012
swtchicgurl:

no. why d concern? undecided
U yawned, my dear.
Re: John Darling! by sutoboy(m): 1:42am On Mar 01, 2012
Aigoo
Re: John Darling! by juman(m): 6:31pm On Mar 01, 2012
This is jokeless. grin
Re: John Darling! by eldav(m): 8:18pm On Mar 01, 2012
Very funny!

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