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Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:37pm On Feb 27, 2012

El Guapo:

Left Me? Know Bro I cant Marry that Pineapple Seller -- Moreova she's Ijaw [Militant I guess]

See dis 1,ur blood dey hot bcus I no send ur parole abi? Dude I for consider u b4 but sighting ur face I dey fear u b gay,I mean u b d first ndigbo guy wey I go jam wey dey apply lipstick for mouth,omo na to pick race remain for me na.I don't date guys dat are Bi tongue

@Donbaby
Come closer,let me ride pon d cocky like a bicycle,I love d lollipop ,i like d longitude,let me broke d cocky wiv my big buda bam bam, me don tell u already mi is not a boring gal.Miss u sweeriee muahhhhhhhh!!!!

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by DONkollione(m): 9:53pm On Feb 27, 2012

el guava are u trying to cross ur boundaries? mo buru gaan oo, idowuswearie u neva tellz am?

idowuswearie u 4 tell me since say u dey feel pain 4 ur galilie nw? okay pull cloth now make i begin massage ur galilie with my lips hand, hp ur galilie dey flow with milk n honey juice?

(u go fear romance na)

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 8:32am On Feb 28, 2012

ekeroyal:

Pls priest Otooro am so ph*ckn tired of this poo marriages. Non's pure, they're all s*xivorous & they're not ashamed to display this slotty attitude in public.

SMH in utter disgust.
[b]I'd suggest you let them tie their nuptial knots in front of Okija shrin[/b]e.

U and who go do that one??

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 12:14pm On Feb 28, 2012

mcnepow, honeypie,

whr's d venue for the honeymoon, should we use dubai or london or . . . . . . .

what do u think sweet? kiss

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mikuz(m): 12:17pm On Feb 28, 2012

mtchew

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 12:22pm On Feb 28, 2012

this is the first tym i will see stubborn love! shocked

we broke up, finish!!!! angry

na jealousy go kill some people! angry

mcnepow dear, disregard him jare! he no longer exists! angry

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mikuz(m): 12:24pm On Feb 28, 2012

Balderdash!

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Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 1:49pm On Feb 28, 2012

swtchicgurl:

mcnepow, honeypie,

whr's d venue for the honeymoon, should we use dubai or london or . . . . . . .

what do u think sweet?

I am suggesting the Burg al Arab.,.
What do u tink

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 1:52pm On Feb 28, 2012

Then we would continue on this.,.

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by El Guapo(m): 10:54am On Feb 29, 2012

Idowuogbo:

See dis 1,ur blood dey hot bcus I no send ur parole abi? Dude I for consider u b4 but sighting ur face I dey fear u b gay,I mean u b d first ndigbo guy wey I go jam wey dey apply lipstick for mouth,omo na to pick race remain for me na.I don't date guys dat are Bi

Sweetie am now a Changed Man I Swear! Promise to make U my 17t[/b]h Wife against my Earliest Wish of [b]29th! undecided

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by bunmioguns(m): 11:09am On Feb 29, 2012

Ruqaya:

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Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 11:21am On Feb 29, 2012

Swtchicgurl wia art thou??
~~Abi ur neighbor don collect her fone back?~~

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 6:16pm On Feb 29, 2012

mcnepow dear,
i'm here jare!
how r u today sweet! kiss

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by ~vicky~: 6:34pm On Feb 29, 2012

jus passing by

@ switchgurl am happy for you

congrats

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 6:37pm On Feb 29, 2012

^^^^ tnx dear, it's not easy to find true love! cheesy

tnk God i'm free from that drunk called mikuz! grin

i pray u will find true love too! grin

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by ~vicky~: 6:46pm On Feb 29, 2012

tanx dear

ve found mine long ago!!!!!

tanx so much cheesy

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by ekeroyal(m): 6:49pm On Feb 29, 2012

mcnepow:

U and who go do that one??

Not me & the wife, I mean all those people who're ph*ckn slotty e.g mcnepow

Meanwhile what's mcnepow?

Does it by any means mean 'microphone power'?

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 6:51pm On Feb 29, 2012

VICKY,

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm happy for you oooo cheesy

i hope u never met a ~~mikuz~~ drunk like i did, b4 meeting true love? grin

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by sutoboy(m): 11:10pm On Feb 29, 2012

sweetgirl?

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 9:31am On Mar 01, 2012

sutoboy:

sweetgirl?

Thank God its not my swtchicgurl.
.
Darling Swtchic, sorry I couldn't call u as promised last nite. I am here for u now.
A kiss for you. kiss

~~I heard naija gurls dont accept flowers, but lemme try~~

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 12:12pm On Mar 01, 2012

mcnepow,
take this too kiss

buh, how come u changed ur location from 'in the bath tub with swtchicgurl' angry

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 12:34pm On Mar 01, 2012

^Did I??
Me bad, hustling just got intense dear.
That doesnt mean I dont care. kiss

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by sutoboy(m): 1:10pm On Mar 01, 2012

for ur mind abi?

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by otooro(m): 6:24pm On Mar 01, 2012

THE DATE IS FINALLY HERE!

I'VE BEEN IN THE SPIRINT FOR DAYS WAITING TO GET THE DATE:

ON THE 4TH OF MARCH, 2012, THE FOLLOWING WILL BE JOINED IN WHOLLY MAXIMONY:

MCNEPOW AND SWTCHICGURL cheesy

BOOGEE AND BIN GBAGBO cheesy

~~IDOWUOGBO AND DONKOLLIONE~~ ~~FORNICATORS~~ angry

ALL NLnaders ARE ELIGIBLE TO ATTEND.

RSVP: DANI1LUV AND ~~MISSING~~ BEN-10

SIGNED
P. OTOORO cool

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by ekeroyal(m): 6:36pm On Mar 01, 2012

^I'm seriously suggesting that this wholly matrimony be done before Okija shrine. Except you've got a shrine at your place. Because am sure Almighty won't accept this people if we go by anything that has transpired in his thread.

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2012

What transpired if i may ask?

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 7:12pm On Mar 01, 2012

^^^^ ignore that bald man dear!

how r u today? kiss

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by ekeroyal(m): 7:20pm On Mar 01, 2012

@mcnepow, start from page one & you'll see. As if you don't know.

@switchgurl, I can bet my hair's longer than yours. You think it's by wearing synthetic shitttz? *SMD* vehemently. Network device tongue

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by mcnepow(m): 7:24pm On Mar 01, 2012

Swtchic. m gud, hope u r too.

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by swtchicgurl(f): 7:47pm On Mar 01, 2012

^^^ i am jare mac

Re: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by El Guapo(m): 8:33am On Mar 02, 2012

Am Getting married Soon to Someone cool

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