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An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by scopusng(m): 11:44am On Feb 23, 2012
An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said ''When the food finish, buy more''. The Yoruba man also dropped N50,000. The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000 dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as change, Igbo kwenu!
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by mikuz(m): 11:48am On Feb 23, 2012
have you typed the joke?
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by donigspain(m): 3:04pm On Feb 23, 2012
@OP, Now thats what I call a joke. Don't mind some aliens who never appreciate talents.
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by mikuz(m): 5:20pm On Feb 23, 2012
meaning what?
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Homar(m): 6:15pm On Feb 23, 2012
We too much who won try us igbo's.
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by donigspain(m): 9:48pm On Feb 23, 2012
@Homar, Nwanne m, we are the descendants of King Solowise. @Alien(UFO), meaning whatever u want it to mean. **puffs cigarette smoke UNTO alien's face**
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Toygod(m): 11:55pm On Feb 23, 2012
Chai, igbo,money,ego
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Onyeasi(m): 12:00am On Feb 24, 2012
Grrrrrrrrraaa. Another stuwid thread.
*exits thread*
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Chris4sure(m): 7:16am On Feb 24, 2012
nice joke jor! Am proudly igbo, grin grin
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by sylve11: 7:16pm On Feb 25, 2012
lol @ joke grin grin cool
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Afam4eva(m): 7:40pm On Feb 25, 2012
Igbo kwenu.
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Davo93(m): 10:32pm On Feb 25, 2012
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Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by manmustwac(m): 12:41am On Feb 26, 2012
The joke is poor
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by bright007(f): 6:32am On Feb 26, 2012
Mschtewwwwwwww.
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Nobody: 11:59am On Feb 26, 2012
Very old and very stale! Mtcheww
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Nobody: 4:34pm On Feb 27, 2012
nice one dont mind people like mikus ad his hosts
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by mikuz(m): 5:28pm On Feb 27, 2012
Vicky you will stop that rubbish!
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Nobody: 5:35pm On Feb 27, 2012
pls come again


mikuz am busy
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by mikuz(m): 5:42pm On Feb 27, 2012
I should c um again?
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Nobody: 5:44pm On Feb 27, 2012
u heard me right
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by mikuz(m): 5:54pm On Feb 27, 2012
Oya open for me make i c um!
I don dey gbadu yo potentials!
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Nobody: 6:06pm On Feb 27, 2012
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by mikuz(m): 6:16pm On Feb 27, 2012
What?
You want me to use my fingers first?
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Nobody: 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2012
you re very sick
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Kuulnomsy(m): 2:12pm On Feb 28, 2012
~vicky~:

you re very sick
Stop pretending as if you don't need his s.cum wink wink grin
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Onyeasi(m): 2:23pm On Feb 28, 2012
*Smash my BIG pr1ck with sharp bottle*
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by Nobody: 4:49pm On Feb 28, 2012
Stop pretending as if you don't need his s.precipitate wink wink grin


i dont blame you


shut up
Re: An Urhobo Man Invited His Friends For His Father's Burial by sutoboy(m): 12:28am On Mar 01, 2012
proudly Yoruba!

Yoruba Kwenu!!!!!

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