If you are a guy or a girl/lady on NL, and you are very sure you desire to get married in less than one month from now, and there's a particular hindrance or obstacle stopping you from fulfilling this desire and dream, please report here.

Acceptable reason(s) are:

For guys

1. Financial incapability Note: you must be sound enough to start something to earn money or get a job

2. Impotency issues

3. Family issues (find a girl from our tribe, don't marry that girl, she's a witch, lolz, find a working class lady, etc)

The above are the only acceptable reason or reasons for guys.

For the girls or ladies

1. I want someone who's not idle and jobless

2. Barrenness issues

3. Looks (beauty, ugly issues)

4. Educational issues

5. Age (guys now consider me as too old to be married)

Note: we won't welcome reasons like: I want to marry a wealthy guy only, we won't help you. I want to marry a celebrity, sorry we can't help you. And other similar issues, but if the only thing stopping you are the factors above, then, drop you particular reason sincerely and wait for response, and pls do also indicate if you want to get married soonest, good luck guys!

What are we going to do for you?

Link you up with people ready and must meet up with your desired qualities. Again, some single NLs can as well find interest in you and get across to you immediately, so let's not abuse this opportunity but use it judiciously.

jobfront:

If you are a guy or a girl/lady on NL, and you are very sure[b] you desire to get married in less than one month from now,[/b] and there's a particular hindrance or obstacle stopping you from fulfilling this desire and dream, please report here.

Jesus christ! you've made me choke on a melon!! Do u know how hilarious that sounds?
I visualised you holding some flywhisk in some dark dungeon while uttering funny words.

Hey, i'm interested,am a single mother of 2.not looking to get married under 1 month though but start a r/ship with marriage as the goal. Divorcees and widowers re welcomed.

Lolz lolz lolz wђat if ℓ̊ say ℓ̊ want a wealthy one

OP has a very serious ailment called: relationship phobia, and I doubt if he can be able to sustain a happy relationship with that ailment, lolz, meanwhile, Let's make this thread real and lively. The single mother with 2 kids, I hope some folks gets back to you immediately, and If I may ask, how can one contact whoever he or she wishes to contact, like the single mother? How plz? Cos I believe some members or visitors may want to, cheers and goodluck guys!

@Killx, reporting with what qualities??, lolz. Looking for wealthy person, SORRY WE ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS YOUR REQUEST AT THIS TIME, OUR BOT REPORTED ERROR, ERROR, MAYBE YOU CAN TRY AGING, THANK YOU!

CAUTION! This thread is not meant for jokes, cursing, swearing, kidding or fumbling, Let's get serious folks! Thanks! Where are my goggles? ETIIIIIIIM!!!!

Please, I want to marry, but i do not have a good job or better business. These days women do not want to marry you if you are not rich. It will be appreciated if you can help me. My phone number is 08022558488 or gfortune9@gmail.com
Thanks.

Am looking for working class lady.

I am uneducated ,barren, somehow ugly and 50. any juju help ??

^^Come on Pendo show some manners, don't piss on this thread. Thank You.

Hmm.

fresh_dude:

^^Come on Pendo show some manners, don't piss on this thread. Thank You.

u sure its a serious thread?? if u need a mate in weeks there are a million dating sites where all manner of people hide.
op is having fun with his error messages.

i'm a size 18,my brea,sts and backside are hung over but sexy.
Is there any hope for me?

I have seven titties.

Am 38,tall.civil servant,based in Lagos.I want an independent lady that we can build a home together.Call/text 07060962059 or livescrew2@gmail.com

Mrs, Chima:

I have seven bosoms.

  Wizard alert!

pendo89:

  Wizard alert!

This is a very interesting thread and i hope people wont abuse it as usual.Please i want to marry but i dont have a six figure job or fantastic business but i know that i can take care of my family.Our ladies do not want to marry you if you are not rich.I will appreciated it if you can help me get a very understanding,patience and God fearing lady who is equally ready to get married.My phone number is 07060962059 or itsanew.day56@gmail.com
Thanks.

@OP, unbelievable!! And yet only one serious-minded person applied honestly...smh...I perceive pride, arrogance, immaturity, shyness, inferiority, etc, etc everywhere on NL....and the cause could be attributed to the frequent male-female battles on NL and insincere nature of majority of Nigerians plus selfish greedy nature of our today ladies...maybe NIgeria truly needs a sovereign national conference to discuss so many issues....sighs.

anonymus11: biko hook killz up im never drink blood in ages, find atutu julient wey have narrow neck for the anglerfish of darkness.

looooooooool

Am interested
My pin is 224d80e5

Hmmm... Where do I start?

I am 20+ and would like to meet a nice lady with good manners who is understanding and caring.

I will make her world the 9th wonder.

I could make her happy, be there when she needs it most.

I can't promise her millions , but my un-dying love will never end.

I could give her my ears when she needs someone to listen and my heart for understanding.

I will give her hope and strength when she's weak. I'll be her shade when it rains and her moon its dark and make her warm when it cold.

I will water her garden and make her roses blossom.

I am just that guy with a caring heart but unfortunately, I can't find a lady after my heart.

I don't think I'm ready to marry yet. I've not dated enough, so I don't think I know how to handle many situations yet that might arise in Marriage.

Because I don't want to marry a second time, I want to take my time and study the chics I'll date, then I'll settle for one. I hope I settle soon enough tho'.

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true talk

hmmm na wa o see marriage rush o

If i hear!!!! na waohhh even old papa youngee wan marry