:::This is how to know if you are local, 

1. If u use padlock to lock ur fridge.
2. If toyota logo is @ back of ur jeans, or if 'yori yori' is written at d back of ur jeans.
3. If u adjust Ur undies while walking.
4. If wizzkid mention Ur name in pakurumo, 
5. If u say 'yeeee' instead of 'ouch'.
6. If African magic is ur favourite channel.
7. If you ask for guguru instead of popcorn.
8. If omo ghetto
sound track is Ur ringtone.
9. Wen U prefer ogogoro to champagne.
10. If you use broom as tooth
pick.  
And lots more. Lol.


11. If u say d joke is dry.

buki the joke is actually di ra yi , i need me jerry can to water it.

^^
wtf! He's d one dat copied me!

also when someone change her name from BUKOKA to BOQEE

where are the jokes?

Nice one

^^thanks jare better person.

Mikuz and oderemo, no need to show yourself, i know dat you're local before. Yeah i know.

Lol, i haven't seen this before. Good Joke.

lol@ wizzkid -pakurumo, e be lyk say i hear " oya booqee pakurumo pakurumo ko jo dar dar" lol

just passing by!

Donkollione. Is it from dat ur transistor radio dat u heard ur own version from. Lol

*drags sutoboy back*. Which category you fall suto??

Me ke!


well Number 5!

cos i bi confirm ajepako pikin!


if ma mum slap me i go just shout yeeeeeeeeeeeeee eti mi oooooooooooo

smilessss

booqee lyk say u no go hapi if wizkid call ur name 4 pakurumo , girls like fronting eh,

ahahaha

why u dey yab am now?

hw i go yab boo boo nw. na truth i yarn put 4 there oo,

i hia u now!

u deaf b4??, abi u blind deaf?

i go swear for u oh!


mumu,if i blind ow i go dey type?

na simply qwesion i ask u. YES/NO na ansa i require










suto-pig!

ok Booqee i like the yoke!

u well so?

oya yes and no

okay, nxt qwestion


are u also a lunatic?

yes yes yes





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any sign yet?

yes! now u can go to yaba!

Must u guys always ruin good threads?

You know u are local when u change your name from oluwabukola to BOQUEE.

1., If u wake up in d morning n all u do to wash ur yeye mouth is chewing stick instead of using toothbrush
2.,when u are used to eating soup, without fish or meat.
3.,when u prefer sleeping on d mat rather than matress
4.,when prefer ogi,akamu,pap to hot tea.

^ hahaha! Toygod dat was funny.

When u like to eat bread with pepsi.
When u use moju powder instead of dusting powder

wish yeye funny bi that?na local ppls dey use chewing stick?

like say hin mama no dey use am!


saying dis in a very nice way!