Nairaland Forum

*She snatched my husband, assailant alleges
By DAYO JOHNSON, Akure
A drama occurred at one of the first generation
banks in Akure, Ondo State capital, when a lady,
simply identified as Sade, bathed a cashier (names
withheld) with faeces inside the banking hall for
allegedly snatching her husband.
Customers and fellow bankers took to their heels as
the assailant rained abuses after pouring the
smelly substance on the lady banker.
The ugly incident, which occurred on Friday, was
quickly brought under control by security
operatives attached to the bank.
Sade, who pretended to be one of the customers,
was said to have arrived the bank with a polythene
bag and approached the cashier only to pour its
contents on her.
The stench took over the banking hall just as all the
customers ran to the door to escape the odour.
Sunday Vanguard gathered that the cashier was
equally assaulted by the lady before she was
bundled out by the bank guards.
The management of the bank, after the ugly
incident, arranged for the cashier to bath and
change her clothes within the bank premises.
One of the bankers told Sunday Vanguard: “All of
us, including my colleague who was assaulted,
were busy attending to customers when the young
lady came in and started raining abusive words on
the victim, in an embarrassing way. She called her
unprintable names and accused her of snatching
her husband.
“We were shocked and we tried to shout her down
only for her to open a polythene bag she carried,
thinking that she wanted to make some deposit
but what she brought out shocked everybody.
“She removed the bag containing the terribly
smelly faeces which she instantly poured on her
victim”.
The police public relations officer at the Ondo State
Police Command, Mr. Aremu Adeniran, said the
suspect had been arrested and detained by the
police.
Adeniran, said, “The incident happened around
noon on Friday and the suspect, who is already
with us, came to Akure from Owo with a can
containing smelly faeces which she poured on the
banker.
“She will be charged to court after necessary
investigations had been concluded on the case”.

Very funny and a wicked act.

way better than acid