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| Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by Zahymaka(m): 10:33pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways: Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term. |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by micklplus(m): 8:03am On Mar 22, 2006 |
very correct ! i cant stop laughing meeeeeeeeeen. very funny indeed and i really love this ! cheers |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by Skintite(f): 2:41pm On Mar 22, 2006 |
 ha ha ha those definations r soooooooo true n interestin Feel sorry for the engineer thou  |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by bagoma(f): 7:09pm On Mar 22, 2006 |
 interesting as well as funny. |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by Zahymaka(m): 7:14pm On Mar 22, 2006 |
I thought so too. I prefer the Economics, Statistics and Zoology definitions very funny -- those are my best. |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by spikelord(m): 2:02am On Mar 23, 2006 |
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| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by ThugLife1(m): 12:41am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Good |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by mimiko(f): 2:54am On Apr 30, 2008 |
am an engineer hmmmmmm no wonder  need somone to teach me how |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by segunpc(m): 7:54am On Apr 30, 2008 |
u try |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by clemcykul(f): 7:57am On Apr 30, 2008 |
good one |
| Re: Professor’s Definition Of A Kiss by osarenmwienda(f): 11:34am On Aug 23, 2016 |
I saw |
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