ok, here's the deal of a lifetime. 1 billion naira cash (based on the assumptions that you are 20 years old, you can comfortably survive on N20m annually for 50 years ie 70 years biblical life span).
im sure you are already salivating. but just gimme a minute to break down the terms & conditions.
1) you will not earn any other income, no employment, no business.
2) you will not further your education than you have already acquired.
3) you will not have any investment whatsoever anywhere in the world, no properties, no shares, no savings account, absolutely nothing in your name!!
4) you will live ONLY in rented accommodation, if you like, you can rent the entire Eko Hotel
5) you may choose to marry, have kids. but they will abide by the same terms & conditions
6) you can give to whomever you choose, but not for anything value adding. for example, you can buy cars for your parents but you CANNOT buy houses for them. you can buy BB Porsche for your kid sister, but you CANNOT pay her school fees. you can take your home boys shopping, but you CANNOT give them money to invest in their businesses.
7) if by omission anything of value is omitted in this contract, and you think you can play smart, we reserve the right to define 'VALUE'.
if you still dont get it, all we want is for you to spend our money, blow it, whatever.
9) finally, a breach of this contract will lead to your death by starvation.

that's it folks. quite simple, innit?
so here's the Billion naira question, DEAL or NO DEAL?

Bro u go wond oh :-D

Lucy001:

Bro u go wond oh :-D

deal or no deal,

blood money?

biggiyke:

deal or no deal,

Sorry I'm confortable wit d way I'm presently, dis kind of agreement is meant for secret cult members.

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dEAL...

nigerians can be so self-righteous. its just a joke!! come on!!! enuf of this secret society, blood money bullshit. as if u wouldnt do worse if a real life opportunity presented itself.

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your thread is outrangeous, how can u put up an update of dis nature and expect fellow nairalanders to call it a joke, man dont take us for a ride...

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:PGod 4bid

You are right lucy, if there are no other serious segments on nairaland i believe the business segment should be taken for what it is called please . It is where you find people who really mean business and not just a platform to use your mb.