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"I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 3:28pm On Feb 29, 2012
My Friend's Girlfriend Sent Me This Text

'If Mohammed doesn't go to the mountain, mountain must go to Mohammed.I cannot stay in Eden and feed on just apples'.

I have been thinking about this text message since.

what is she implying? please advise me quick!

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Dyt(f): 3:32pm On Feb 29, 2012
haaaa
she wants u dead

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 3:40pm On Feb 29, 2012
Dyt:

haaaa
she wants u dead


Dyt, cant you be serious for once? smh

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Dyt(f): 3:44pm On Feb 29, 2012
ok o
wait till she sees u
she s indirectly tellin u she ll use dagger on u
infact hmmmmmmmmm
dont say i didnt warn u oo

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Goldieluks: 3:51pm On Feb 29, 2012
You are in the way of her relationship, so she actually wants you stabbed. tongue

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Killz3(m): 3:52pm On Feb 29, 2012
Bin Gbagbo, start to dey couple ya casket. . . you go soon kpeme! cry

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Bisjosh(f): 3:56pm On Feb 29, 2012
She likes U̶̲̥̅̊ and she's coming to get u

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by terrifikjo(m): 4:22pm On Feb 29, 2012
UR SO DEAD !!!
SHE'S TO BITE UR SCROTUM AND LEAK THE WATER IN IT grin grin grin

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by DeBlunt: 4:35pm On Feb 29, 2012
she is going to the mountain to meet a guy called Mohammed who will take her to garden eden and give her good food tongue

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by AZeD1(m): 4:42pm On Feb 29, 2012
De~Blunt:

she is going to the mountain to meet a guy called Mohammed who will take her to garden eden and give her good food tongue
Anything food/fruit besides apple,

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by DeBlunt: 4:44pm On Feb 29, 2012
A-ZeD:

Anything food/fruit besides apple,
EXACTLY!

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kokoye(m): 5:32pm On Feb 29, 2012
She's scared of Adam's apple and its effects    undecided

[img]http://bossip.files./2009/03/cici7.jpg[/img]

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by oohunt: 5:43pm On Feb 29, 2012
She is coming to you fast . . . to propose! ! ! L O L Z grin

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Nobody: 5:59pm On Feb 29, 2012
She just sentenced you to death, man leave town now

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kemiola89(f): 8:36pm On Feb 29, 2012
lolz u guyz are really amazing

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Sijo01(f): 8:55pm On Feb 29, 2012
Bin gbagbo on d news again!

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by beylinko(m): 11:18pm On Feb 29, 2012
Guy,go get ursef a bulletproof vest n some ammo. She just shot your friend at the back and she is gunning for u next. If you value your life,run from her cos you might not be lucky.

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by WebSurfer(m): 10:36am On Mar 01, 2012
:-x :-x :-x

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 10:44am On Mar 01, 2012
^^

are you deaf and dumb?

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by MrResource(m): 11:23am On Mar 01, 2012
she said I WANT YOU!!!

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by achi4u(m): 2:26pm On Mar 01, 2012
use your teeth and count your tongue, haha!!

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by segunjowo(m): 2:45pm On Mar 01, 2012
smh shocked

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by devigblegble: 2:55pm On Mar 01, 2012
she wan taste you whether u sweet or bitter undecided

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by 2kurupt(m): 3:25pm On Mar 01, 2012
she wants to phuck with the aim of dumping your friend,

Don't do it man, that's the worst form of snitching, I'll say avoid her

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kpolli(m): 4:17pm On Mar 01, 2012
She tired of touching her self, she is coming for real action. . . She can not live on vibrator alone grin

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kpolli(m): 4:17pm On Mar 01, 2012
i didn't say gadget, i said vibratttooor

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Tosinville(m): 4:33pm On Mar 01, 2012
smh!

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kaykaybaba(m): 1:30am On Mar 02, 2012
gheun gheun!!!

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Nobody: 5:42am On Mar 02, 2012
LOL

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by iykay4455(m): 1:10pm On Mar 02, 2012
She wants you badly.I fear some girls o

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Mynd44: 1:30pm On Mar 02, 2012
She has a poisoned apple and is ready to give you

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Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2012
^^^
i dont understand dem all parables. . . undecided

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